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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - ErMurazor - 10-07-2017
This PT will run for the weekend only.
Your Task:
Written: Must be at least 200 words, give us your best conspiracy theory. What team is videotaping the other? Who's balls are deflated? What team is pumping music into the stadium?
Or
Grafx: Create a breaking newspaper or tabloid magazine cover on an NSFL conspiracy theory.
Gain
2 TPE for completing the task in full
Deadline: Sunday night, 11:59PM PST
(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - enigmatic - 10-07-2017
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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - iamslm22 - 10-07-2017
There are a lot of controversies and conspiracies. I am almost certain that people will discuss how ER is rigging the sim, or how AZ cheats in every way possible. I mean both of those are true, so they don't really fit the conspiracy. My conspiracy is that the Outlaws and Wraiths teamed up to create the ultimate douche @Archon to drive away members of the the scary Baltimore Hawks. Now, I know some of you may be saying, how is that possible? We heard his voice! We know he's a real person! THIS PROVES NOTHING. Anyone can have anyone pretend to be anyone else. Just ask Manti Teo about his ex girlfriend. Archon was essentially a catfish on the league.
But this drove too deep. @Bzerkap wanted to give himself extra cover for creating this fake shenanigan so he decided to make fake candy ass Archon a co-GM of the wraiths!! SHOCKING! Soon though, Bzerkap realized the error of his ways, and quickly decided to claim that this "Archon" guy quit.
I DEMAND a thorough investigation to see if Archon ever actually existed, because I really don't think he did. NO HUMAN ON EARTH is capable of being such a giant trud like Archon was on this site, that requires the work of many.
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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - Silver Fox - 10-07-2017
(10-07-2017, 07:43 AM)enigmatic Wrote:The best crimes are believable ones...
(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - TheMemeMaestro - 10-07-2017
The Colorado General Manager TheMemeMaestro is actually... NOBLE! IT all makes sense. Knowing that he would soon be found out, he decided to prepare for the future. If you knew that your best player could be suspended at any moment, wouldn't you rebuild as well. Noble is infamous for his many multis, but why come up with a distant backstory for a character, when it is so much easier to create one the is similar to yourself. Noble claimed to be 15 years old. TheMemeMaestro claims to be 14 years old. Very similar, indeed. But it gets stranger. The other Yeti GM also claims to be 14 years old, see a pattern? AND...We have more evidence that points @Daybe as a DEFINITE Noble Alt. If you rearrange the letters in Daybe, you get Bad Ye. But what does rapper Kanye West have to do with this? If you look into the history of the Discord you find that KNOWN Noble multi @Archon posted something about Kanye. AND MORE! We have reason to believe that The NEW YETI QB IS A NOBLE MULTI!!! Not only is the obvious connection there, they are both Yeti QB, BUT, @ralz9 posted a Kanye gif in the discord as well! And what do ralz9 and Daybe have to do with a confirmed Noble Alt? ALL OF THEM WERE ON THE WRAITHS!!!
(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - HENDRIX - 10-07-2017
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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - SwagSloth - 10-07-2017
Now, this will sound crazy, but the Wraiths’ recent losing season is all part of a greater plot spearheaded by a secret shadow organization… a syndicate, if you will… designated to sabotage and create bad luck for the Wraiths. Against their will! This organization, which I have come to call the Syndicate of Involuntary Misfortunate – Or “SIM” for short! – has engineered an evil plan to keep the Wraiths from winning. Despite the fact that they’re one of the most talented teams in the NSFL, the Wraiths still find themselves 5-7 after battling adversity every step of the way. Now, some people will tell you that it’s because the team is losing their step or that their players aren’t syncing up, but they’re the real crazies. The SIM is behind it all! The SIM wants them to lose! Sure, laugh if you will, but it’s only a matter of time before the SIM comes for other teams. Like other shadow organizations, the SIM is power hungry and won’t stop until it’s sabotaged every team in the league. And if the SIM can bring down the Wraiths, it can bring down your team, too! Except the Outlaws. They’re probably fine, but now that I think of it… We don’t know if that their members aren’t colluding with the SIM… In fact, they could be behind the whole thing!!!
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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - kckolbe - 10-07-2017
The biggest conspiracy in the NSFL will always be the sims. Some teams inexplicably have better games when it matters, or have more players outplay their TPE. The Wraiths have made an identity out of being the best team to never get there. In Season Three, that was taken to a new level, as the Wraiths (who had the second-most TPE all season, barely behind the Outlaws) find themselves not only unable to beat the Outlaws at home, but unable to beat just about anybody the Outlaws would. This is so bad that on Friday night we got to see the Wraiths lose two heartbreaking overtime games to the San Jose SaberCats. Both of those games were in Yellowknife. Pre-game testing had the Wraiths at approximately an 80% win chance. Only three weeks prior, the Wraiths lost on the road to the Yeti, which would have been a perfectly respectable thing to do in Season Two, but this year, that was over a 90% win chance. Or how about week one, where the Wraiths had over a 50% chance of beating the Hawks on the road? Another L. Sure, it’s easy to say “Any Given SimDay,” but look at the Wraiths record and show me ONE GAME they won this year that they shouldn’t have.
(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - Daybe - 10-07-2017
Often times "conspiracies" pop up. Maybe some have to deal with multis. But I present to you: The Noble-Winchester Gate! Yes, you heard that right: timeconsumer and Noble are the same person! Analyzing forensic data from both users in previous discord messages, we can easily tell that Logan Noble is the same person as Angus Winchester.
Proof #1:
Logan Noble, quarterback of the Yeti, consumed the HO's time while they were trying to sort out how much extra TPE he earned. Angus Winchester's username is timeconsumer. Coincidence? I think not!
Proof #2:
timeconsumer is a funny guy, and some of the stuff that Noble posted in his Q&A is funny stuff (e.g. "I am the most popular boy in Saskatoon"). Coincidence? I think not!
Proof #3:
timeconsumer has been seen talking about Noble in the discord!
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Proof #4:
When we spell out Logan Noble's name, L O G A N N O B L E and we compare it to Angus Winchester's name, A N G U S W I N C H E S T E R, we see both names share an A, share an N, share a G, and share an E. That is rock solid evidence!
Judging by all of the evidence we have, we can make a clear conclusion that timeconsumer and Noble are the same person!
(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - timeconsumer - 10-07-2017
I am Logan Noble. Yes, Angus Winchester, top tier TPE earner have actually been a 15 year-old multiphile since the very beginning. But it doesn't stop there. Mike Boss is Logan Noble. Gregor Clegane is Logan Noble. Saskatoon is Logan Noble. The truth of it is, every single one of us is Logan Noble. Our entire existence is merely a fabrication inside the mind of a child. It is not 2017. In reality it is the year 2252, and the real Logan Noble is a 9 year-old boy imprisoned in an interment camp while the one-hundred year war between the Second Mongolian Empire (formerly Europe, Asia, and Africa) and the Sanchez Dinastia (formerly North and South America). Deprived of human contact, natural light, and basic nutrition his fragile mind fractured.
Inside his mind escaped to a world of relative safety, security, and popularity. He created the city of Saskatoon. Nestled within the world's safest and most boring place in the world he imagined life in the good old days of the 2000s. Noble had heard rumors of the sport of football, one that was played before the war began in 2150. Even before then he had heard it was once played with actual human beings in a sort of gladatorial combat. And other human sports as well, like lacrosse, hockey, and volleyball. Noble put himself into these sports, even into simulations of these sports, creating friends teammates and enemies to play with. He imagined the ancient practice of Instagram, where his popularity could be objectified and shouted from the rooftops for all of Saskatoon to admire.
But it wouldn't end well for the actual boy in that jail cell in 2252. For the war was drawing to a close, and like many others before him, he found himself born on the wrong side of victory. The world he built to escape would vaporize along with his body and his countrymen.