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(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - Sweetwater - 08-19-2017
In their most recent filming of the primetime music video for San Jose Sabercats games, the network brought in Sabercats stat corner back John Canton. Unfortunately, filming took an interesting turn, and Canton's appearance was considered too sexually provocative for national television.
Canton has described how he had wanted to video to go, and what follows is the transcript of his conversation with the network:
CANTON: So here's what I'm thinking. We start out with Carrie [Underwood] singing coming out looking all sexy, and starts singing. Then you cut to a shot of me breaking up a pass. Back to her sexy singing, then me catching an INT. More of her singing, me covering a receiver, then me and her at my place, full penetration. Then back to her singing, full penetration, me making a play, full penetration. This goes back and forth and on and on for 3 and a half minutes until it just kind of... Ends. What do you think? Are we gonna me me a star? I have my sex tape right here if you need it for the edits, or if you just wanna watch some magic happen tonight. I did bring multiple copies, they're $100 each.
NETWORK EXEC: We'll be in touch, Mr. Canton.
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210 Words(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - Muford - 08-19-2017
Vincent Sharpei and the rest of the Offensive Line in San Jose was invited to NFL Primetime to do the music video entrance for the show. It was…. Some would say a very interesting time. Ben Longshaw, Jordan Yates, Busters Brownce, Braden Sharp, and Vincent Sharpei in a room, with a camera and a director. It started off with some beautiful rock music going, and Ben Longshaw was the first to start, he went FULL IN and ripped his shirt off, whirling it around his head. Sharpei was playing air guitar, Brownce was on the drums, Yates hitting the base, and Sharp was just standing there, not realizing what he had gotten himself into. I guess Sharp had missed the last few practices, because the Sabercats offensive line became their own air band, naming themselves “The Pancake Brigade”. It didn’t roll off the tongue really well, but it was something they would work on. But anyways, the group continued to play their air instruments to try and mimic the music being played by the real band off camera. The Director looked at his watch, and then at the group and told them “Great work guys! We got another group coming in, this would work wonderfully…” He sent the guys on their way, and deleted the footage…
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(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - Saliva^ - 08-19-2017
Despite of being an underrated player, Clee Hardrool was invited to the NFL Primetime for the music entrance for the show. It started very awkwardly because he had no idea what to do - he was too simple for that. Well, except for one thing: he decided to make a rap song as this is the only thing he could do. It wasn't something spectacular though - his bars were too simple, just like himself so we'll quote only couple of his lines:
I got stacked bank account, call me Puff Daddy
I spin your bitch right round, I got big dick
Fans spit the excitement sound, my defence be on fleek
215 my natural pound, you be on that Gibson shit
Sissy opponents be sway, your win is nay nay
See me on nexx thursday, I go cray-ay
Spitting on beat by Zay, I go dat way
See that man Shane, San Jose goes cray-zay
Well, perhaps I was wrong. His lyrics are too hard to understand, I think even likes of Kodak Black or Migos will have a hard time to figure it out what Clee was trying to say. Anyway, at least he was trying instead of doing nothing. It remains to be seen if his performance is standing a chance to be that prime time video though. Stay tuned and all questions will be answered soon.
(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - Blaster - 08-19-2017
Blaster Blade, in a music video for Primetime? Likely, with a name like that. Most likely he would be dancing and foolin around like Odell Beckham Jr from the New York Giants or Antonio Brown from the Pittsburgh Steelers. Only this time, he's a 6'5 310 moving beast. The ground would be shaking with earthquake effects and lightning flashing in the background to show his speed. Boulders crushing because of his inhuman strength that he shows game in and game out. Him with his teammates on the floor under the bright lights on Primetime national television. Blaster Blade is a human beast, you just can't describe him in any other words. The camera crew would edit a lion onto him as he roars to show his strength. The flashes from this music video could give the viewer epilipsy that is how flashy this video really is. At the end he spikes his helmet to the ground, creating another earthquake rumble, with the floor filling up with cracks.
(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - TheWoZy - 08-19-2017
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(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - Jala - 08-19-2017
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(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - Oles - 08-19-2017
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(I know it's a crappy photo, i'm not good with graphics, but i had so much trouble doing the written option that well i figured i'd venture into the unknown with graphics)
(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - JBLAZE_THE_BOSS - 08-19-2017
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(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - Deusolis - 08-20-2017
Open on B-Grade production studio, a young, clean-cut and clearly exasperated man (DIRECTOR) is sitting in a director's chair observing a uniformed football player (HACKETT) sing - badly.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]DIRECTOR
[/div]CUT!!
Mr. Hackett, we're 47 takes into this promo shoot. We've tried singing, dancing, beat-boxing, if it even vaguely resembles music we've tried you doing it. Don't you think it's time to send in one of your teammates?
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]HACKETT[/div]
Look man, do you really think I want to be here embarrassing myself for views? The league office said we need to be in a prime-time video, so my ass is going to be in a prime-time video. Isn't your job to draw the talent out of the actor or something anyway.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]DIRECTOR
[/div]
(mutters)
There has to be talent to draw
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]HACKETT[/div]
What'd you say?
TIGHT CUT, EMPHASIS ON HACKETT'S FRAME
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]DIRECTOR
[/div]
(Backing up in recognition of the size difference, cowering slightly)
Nothing, just that maybe this is more trouble than it's worth. I just got out off film school, this shit is clearly above my pay--
Drake's HYFR blares from an off-screen cellphone
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]HACKETT[/div]
(perfectly in-sync)
I took her for sushi, she wanted to fuck, so we took it to go told em don't even plate it...
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]DIRECTOR
[/div]
Well -- I think we may have something here.
CUT TO a room filled with monitors, HACKETT and DIRECTOR are seated around one watching the promotion play. SUPER ZOOM on monitor, a uniform-clad HACKETT breaks up a pass and, as he jogs to the sideline, can be heard rapping the closing bars from HYFR. Monitor fades and screen displays the text "The NSFL, where every player has an anthem. What's yours?"
SCREEN FADE
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]HACKETT (Off-Screen)
[/div]
Not bad for someone with no talent, huh?
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I played a little loose with the definition of music video, but hey, creative license(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime - XxpurplepurpsxX - 08-20-2017
During the prime time video Allen Davis is doing a mixture of what looks like dancing, celebrating, and riding a 300 foot unicycle on a high wire. Don't ask me what that means it might be a metaphor nobody knows. Meanwhile the video continues and Davis is shown again except this time he is making extremely sexually provocative gestures towards the camera that would make parents cover their eyes in fear of their children losing their precious innocence. Carrie Underwood seems to dig it a little too much and there were reports that the young singer was seen going home in a limo with Davis after the production set. Another thing Davis was doing on camera was doing his famous touchdown celebration that the NSFL got to see for the first time after the rookie got his first pick six just a few weeks ago. Davis's touchdown dance looked like a mix of John Browns arm flailing celebration and Antonio brown's twerking celebration. Although the prime time show was probably one of the strangest most interesting intros the show has ever seen. With all the weird demonstrations some NSFL players put on for their prime time appearances Davis's appearance was actually quite normal.