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(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - NamelessNate - 03-23-2019

Allen Josh has taken this off season opportunity to transform himself into the greatest player the DSFL has ever seen. Working on his ability to run in the open, Josh has achieved a new top speed that only the quickest wide receivers and running backs can beat. Speed isn't the only thing he has worked on though, he has also improved his ability to hit with power and to make it into the 4th quarter unfazed. NSFL scouts you have heard it here, Allen Josh will be the player that makes significant ripples within the league, and it is your chance now to trade for that 1OA pick to secure your spot in history.


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - clt2s2 - 03-23-2019

What does Charles Mudley do to prepare for the season? He starts his day with a couple glasses of whiskey. Then he gets outta bed and starts his day of training. Mudley likes to catch tennis balls out of a launcher as a part of his daily routine. He'll warm up with one launcher and then adds more so there's minimal time between tennis balls flying at his face. This is done with a pretty good buzz because Charles thinks this makes him focus harder. After all, if you can catch a tennis ball half drunk how hard is it to catch a football half sober? Charles also works hard in the weight room so he can bully smaller dbs in the endzone where he's known to catch a few TDs. Charles continually works on his speed and route running in order to be great in all aspects of the position.


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - LGMForever - 03-23-2019

There isn't particularly anything special that Dan Schneider is doing as a means of preparing himself for the season ahead so that he can impress the fans of Orange County that he is worth what they're paying him. With all of the fat stacks of cash that Schneider is poised to receive this season, it would only make sense for him to gain even thiccer than he already is. Everyone knows that the best safeties/corner backs are the ones with the most bodily girth, so it's only a natural though to load up on those carbs and meats to build up some mass. By the end of it, Schneider's gonna be the equivalent of a bullet train.


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - JBLAZE_THE_BOSS - 03-23-2019

Johnny Blaze is doing everything he can to get accustomed to his new lifestyle in the NSFL. Finally done with his time in the minor leagues in the horrible city of Portland, Oregon, Johnny has a new lease on life and is positive minded for his future. Johnny has enjoyed local Orange County cuisine by exploring a number of food trucks near bodies of water. Johnny also has been living up to his namesake and is consistently smoking at least an eighth of high-grade marijuana each day. Blaze is finally living out his dream, and it will be with the preparation of tacos and THC.


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - run_CMC - 03-24-2019

With another Punter of the Year award under his belt, Dean Jackson is proud of his accomplishment but nonetheless frustrated by his inability to return to his sophomore-form when he won Kicker of the Year. Like the past few offseasons, he’s spending this season mostly focused on accuracy from distance. As Father Time has begun to strain what he can manage in a full day of work, his overall physique (strength, speed, quickness) has fallen, though he’s not dedicating new time to that since in the end, those were personal attributes he enjoyed and don’t help him with his kicking game, which is where he makes his money.


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - Tomen - 03-24-2019

After securing his 3rd Pro Bowl selection since his rookie season Alex is going hard this offseason so he can stay being one of the top linebackers in the NSFL. He met up with his family member Alexander Selich who already played in the NSFL before for a few season to learn some old people tipps and tricks so that Alex can wreck havoc on the offensive lineman and opposing Quarterbacks and Running Backs. This offseason was also the first time he got traded in his career from the warmth of Arizona to the freezing cold of Yellowknife. So getting a new apartment there will be on his to do list this offseason so that he can purely focus on the football side of things.


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - Ryan0413 - 03-24-2019

Well, Alfredo "Thighmaster" Crisco celebrated being drafted by holding a huge party with all of his extended family. He was able to splurge on having a huge party with all the KFC and other fast food he and his family could eat, which was a lot. As a kicker he isn't expected to be that fit and he took advantage of that. In order to be prepared for the season, all he did was work out his legs with various equipment while watching TV and playing video games. He might look chunky from the top but his legs are super muscular. Crisco is excited to start the season wherever he is needed. (112 words)


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - Saliva^ - 03-24-2019

It is obvious that the Philly kicker/punter Kulture Fulture is doing absolutely nothing in this offseason. He's still being happy and shit with another award. He's leaning on the couch and compalining about ''all the suckers don't want to play soccer with me''. I guess that's the only workout he's ever done and if that is true - I gotta admire his kicking and punting skills. But why he doesn't do workout? He actually thinks that workouts are boring and only no lifers could do that. The Philly GM obviously is not being happy with his attitude, but lets it slide since he's a legit special team member.


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - timeconsumer - 03-24-2019

Work on in the offseason? Baby, Cooter doesn't need any work done. Cooter is fucking perfection. Cooter is the culmination of what pure elite genetics combined with mythical brainpower all wrapped up in the body of a greek god. Cooter is like chiseled out of fucking marble, yall. Want to know what Cooter worked on in the offseason? Women.. Cooter worked on women. Not just any old groupies either, Cooter got taste. Cooter spent his offseason working on the girlfriend of fellow quarterback Corvo Havran. See he likes those Danish girls, all tall and athletic with a little meat on em and, ya know when I'm getting at. So he finds old Corvo's girlfriend at the draft and they hit it off, she's giving Cooter the eyes y'know, as he's standing up there on stage being the #1 draft pick, and she wanted to know what it was like to be with the real #1 man, not that soft bland #2 man, so Cooter spent all offseason putting her through a little minicamp. Cooter loves a good tight end. He tells her to get down in that three point stance and he lines up deep in the backfield ready to go for a deep drive and, okay this innuendo might be getting a little too weird but idk, it's kind of working. Raven is gonna be mad at me.


(S14) Bonus Mini Pre-Season PT - JVMjrDOT - 03-24-2019

Jordan von Matt is working hard on his endurance. He found that while his speed and hands were very good this past season, he found that he had trouble getting open in the fourth quarter because of how tired he was. He still had his best season so far, but he is always looking for a way to get better. Once he feels that his endurance is up to his standard, he'll get back to working on agility drills. Since the regular season is starting tomorrow, Jordan will have big shoes to fill, with Marquise Brown leaving Philadelphia to play for the Baltimore Hawks.