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RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - katarn22 - 10-14-2020 Anybody who has taken a look at Albert Ruschmann's wiki page will know that he is a descendant of the great Henry Ruschmann, the inventor of glitter. Naturally, if Albert Ruschmann were to land an endorsement deal, it would be with the Morristown Glitter Company, the same company Henry started. Just as their logo says "Our glitter will block out the sun.", Albert Ruschmann blocks out any chance of opposing quarterbacks and runners getting anywhere downfield. Some may argue that glitter has no place in football. To those people, I say again, go read Albert Ruschmann's wiki page. In college, he used glitter to celebrate a sack and it was fabulous. Besides being used for celebrations, Albert would incorporate it into his equipment: cleats, gloves, helmet, even his visor. At the very least, the glitter would reflect the stadium lights and give opposing quarterbacks a bit more notice about their impending doom. Additionally, Albert could appear in marketing advertisements for the company in an effort to appeal to the male demographic. Instead of using black facepaint to prepare for gameday, men could use glitter on their faces. Regarding a slogan, Albert would end each commercial appearance by saying "Don't be a quitter. Try some glitter." This slogan really doesn't make sense, but focus group research has shown that the rhyme supersedes any logic that slogan may hold. RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - Blasoon - 10-14-2020 The wind from the fan is blowing, we are in a scenic waterfall, we pull onto Suleiman Ramza, standing in underneath the waterfall, in his full gear. The camera focuses on his face as he removes his helmet to reveal his messy, unkempt hair. As it gets drenched and falls over his eyes, he parts the soaked hair and turns to the camera. “Has quarantine got you and your hair down? It is time to take back control where we can. In these troubling times, we may not be able to control the elements, control when it will be safe, but do you know what we can control? Our hair! Say it loud and proud with me! With Original Source Two in One Shampoo and Shower Gel we can take control of our hair!” With the power of movie magic, Ramza’s hair gets back its incredible and illustrious volume, the camera slowly pans out and the shampoo is now working as a barrier, with the water not touching his hair or his uniform at all. He looks to the camera, smirks, and chucks a ball at it. We pan over to the waterfall in the background and a bottle of shampoo in the foreground. We hear Ramza’s voiceover, “Original Source Two in One Shampoo and Shower Gel. Take Control”. RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - Kyamprac - 10-14-2020 SHL Affiliate PT RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - Arkz - 10-15-2020 SHL Affiliate PT RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - Sutj - 10-15-2020 After a lot of contract negotiation, Austin wide receiver Freidrich Vequain has finally been announced as an official partner with Canon Yo-Yos. It is known that before the Austin rookie played football, he was one of the best yo-yoers to ever grace the stage. However, after discovering football, Vequain slowly left the yo-yo landscape. However, it appears that Vequain may be orchestrating a comeback after joining up with Canon Yo-Yos. As a part of the deal, Vequain will now wear Canon Yo-Yo socks on the football field, as well as only using Canon Yo-Yos from now on. Vequain will also appear in Canon Yo-Yo ads as their main spokesperson. He will be in Canon Yo-Yo TV ads for the next five years, and on posters and products for the next ten years. Canon Yo-Yos has also created custom yo-yos for Vequain which are hoped to be the yo-yos of the young generation. These are the Vequain Kiwi Triple X 52's. They are fitted with all the most high-tech yo-yo technology for optimum yo-yoing, offering superior aerodynamics and handling compared to other yo-yos. Canon Yo-Yos is also offering limited edition signed versions of the custom Vequain yo-yos, and are only offering them to the first 30 orders. Orders will be opened in the 31st of October 12AM, and are expected to sell out in mere seconds. These yo-yos are also estimated to be worth north of $300 000 which just comes to show how much influence Vequain has on the yo-yo world. RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - C9Van - 10-15-2020 SHL Affiliate RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - ajtigger - 10-15-2020 For Zach Crossley's first endorsement was naturally from Crossroads BBQ right here in Myrtle Beach. The famous local restaurant was looking for a new spokesman for local advertisment and felt the second year receiver was the perfect fit due to his name and familiarity in the community. The terms of the endorsement are simple, Crossley received $25,000 and can get free bbq for himself and family (no teammates included). Crossley will feature in one television ad featuring himself and the owner of the restaurant Bob Brisket. In the commercial, the owner will be describing the restaurant's new pulled pork sliders before Crossley asks for one. The owner will throw him a slider which Crossley will catch with one gloved hand. Realizing he forgot the side of Crossroads special sauce the onwer yells catch and throws it, Crossley turns around and again makes a one handed catch and winks at the camera. The commercial then cuts to Crossley eating his slider and saying now this is better than a touchdown. In addition to the commercial, Crossley will appear in billboards throughout the surrounding area advertising a full hog roast at Crossroads. Crossley will be featured pointing outwards with the caption catch me at the Crossroads, with a date and time for the hog roast included on the billboard. RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - .simo - 10-15-2020 Karmichael Hunt never thought he would get much in the way of endorsement deals. Being the kicker isn't the most glamorous position on the team and definitely not like quarterback or running back. After the move to Berlin though, and with the game winning field goal in the first ever game the Berlin Fire Salamanders played he became a little of a cult hero around town. Due to this fifteen minutes of fame he was approached to do some advertisements for a security firm wanting to capitalise on the general love of the Berlin people to the Fire Salamanders. With this they decided to put around a venue at a massive Oktoberfest festival. The main purpose of the campaign was to try and keep the crown a little calmer and not let any of the drunken frivolities get out of hand. The main tagline of the campaign was "Don't be a KHunt or you'll get punted." This was accompanied with a picture of Karmichael Hunt standing there with arms folded and looking like someone you don't want to mess with. The advertisements actually did work well until Karmichael himself showed up and started drinking with the German people but that is a story for another time. In the end though that cost him most of his endorsement money and he didn't really get ahead with that except having a bunch more people in Berlin have a new favourite Fire Salamander. RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - HENDRIX 2.0 - 10-15-2020 It’s not a secret to anyone who has a brain that Douglas Quaid, linebacker for the Wraiths, is a heavyweight beer drinker. General managers have known that since the beginning, it was one of the things everybody had on Quaid’s scouting report. Being drafted by the Wraiths who are located in Northern Canada gave beer companies a potential great marketing tool. The Wraiths are the only team in Canada, so their fans span across the entire country. All Canadians like to drink and fortunately Quaid became a good player on an Ultimus winning team. American and Canadian beer companies both have endorsement deals with Quaid. Some of the things Quaid is required to do as terms of his deals are wearing hats with logos on them during interviews, T-shirts when he’s at the gym or at practice, and even logos on his cleats. Quaid’s personal pickup truck has a huge Molson logo on the hood. Canadian fans can’t watch TV for more than ten minutes without seeing at least one beer commercial with Quaid. Quaid doesn’t mind looking like a human billboard, he wants the straight up cash. Rumor has it the amount Quaid is paid in a year by all his beer endorsements surpasses his ISFL contract. That shouldn’t come as a surprise since the talented and charismatic Quaid essentially has a monopoly on the Canadian football market. (229 words) RE: (S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money - TropicaliaCC - 10-15-2020 Naturally, Dexter Banks is sponsored by Tropicalia Pale Ale by Creature Comforts. Many people call it the liquid of the gods because of its delicious taste and its ability to make you feel immortal. Tropicalia is a hoppy beer with tremendous juicy notes and a slightly bitter aftertaste. Dexter Banks has been an official spokesperson of Creature Comforts since his DSFL days as the relationship was established during his college days in Athens, Georgia. The original deal was just renewed for a lifetime term. The details include a .25% royalty on sales of Tropicalia Pale Ale in perpetuity, a $2 million annual payment, and of course a lifetime supply of the beverage. The only addition to the contract would be a clause that upon winning an Ultimus, Banks must attribute his accomplishment to consuming Tropicalia. We are also hearing that Banks is working to open up tasting rooms in Kansas City, Orange County, and Sarasota. Banks would have a vested financial interest in the joint venture of these Creature Comforts tasting rooms. Renderings of the new tasting rooms include lots of ISFL game worm equipment signed by Banks and several of his teammates over the years. In addition to tasting rooms and ads, Banks is brokering a relationship between the league and the brewery to not only have Tropicalia served in stadiums, but also become the official beer of the league. |