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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - AJay887 - 12-27-2020

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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Dagumpa - 12-27-2020

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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Sabremike - 12-27-2020

Kita Chiasa went to his front door the morning of Christmas Eve.  He put down his cup of coffee and found a package without any label on his front porch.  He opened the package carefully not knowing what could be inside or who it came from.  It turns out that it was a pair of brand new Adizero New Reign cleats he wanted.  The design is slick, his favorite color, and extremely comfortable to wear.  On the practice field a couple hours later his feet felt as light as a feather, he then wanted to go around and figure out which teammate sent him those cleats.  After asking around he found out from Q. McGrady that Evan Jones was asking around for a present that Chiasa wanted.  When he went over to thank Jones for it Jones said that it wasn't a big deal since they are teammates and he wanted to make sure Chiasa was comfortable since he wasn't in his home country, away from his family, and a rookie in a highly competitive league.  Chiasa treated the defensive unit to a nice dinner to thank Jones and show his appreciation to all his teammates.  Choosing Anaheim's classiest Outback Steakhouse gave him the respect of his teammates but infuriated the teams dietarians!


RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - overdoo - 12-27-2020

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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - TheRealMazatt - 12-27-2020

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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - frazzle14 - 12-27-2020

After a gruelling training session, Tony Yeboah makes his way to the rented apartment he has been staying in since he moved to Baltimore. Once he gets to his apartment door he sees a big brown box with no markings on it sitting right outside his apartment door. When he gets close to it he can see it has his name written crudely in crayon on the top. “I know who this is from” he mutters to himself.

He drags the box inside and begins to open it. As he opens the box he sees a note on the top. “Just like the turtle can’t separate itself from it’s shell, we cannot separate ourselves from who we are” at the bottom of the note it was signed, in crayon once again, from the turtles. He had been sent a care package from his turtle brothers.

The first thing he lifts from the package is a crate of tennents lager. This has to be from Buster Bawlls @ryd029aird13. The man loves nothing more than drinking tennents.

He then picks out a frame which has a graphic of a football (soccer) shirt which includes designs from all the teams Yeboah played in during his illustrious career. This has to be from the graphics king Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon @ConnorM123

Last thing he takes out the box is a packet of crayons with a note attached. “Da red onez taste the best, hope u enjoy m8”. No surprise that this is from the crayon eater Jeeeeroy Lenkins @LewisMelville. He should really get some help with that habit it can’t be good for him.


RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - FleshBagSoup - 12-27-2020

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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Swanty - 12-27-2020

Back in Week 4, the Philadelphia Liberty beat the Berlin Fire Salamanders 38-20 and it was a dismal day for Swantavius Jones who missed tackle after tackle. Just before the game, as Jones was walking past the Liberty locker room, eccentric cornerback Doy Fieri leaned out of the room and wordlessly handed him an envelope. When he got back to the Berlin locker room and opened it, he found 11 cut-out photos of Fieri's head staring back at him. No note, nothing.

Jones is adamant that this bizarre interaction didn't affect his game, but the rumours have since been spreading around the league that Jones is easy to psych out, and that it was Fieri's photo that did it. So it was with no great surprise that Jones began receiving 'Christmas gifts' in the post from rivals around the league.

Among his haul this year:
  • a suggestive photo of Bob Roberts in the bath
  • a recording of Richard Leaking operatically singing the theme tune to The O.C.
  • a DVD of Ernest Lover silently drinking whiskey by the fireplace
  • some menacing polaroids of Peter Patterson and Harrison Andrews eating salamander shaped gummis
  • a magnifying glass (Jones couldn't figure out who this one was from)
Swantavius claims that the only thing he feels is slightly irritated from having to answer the door to the Fedex guy so often, but his rivals will be hoping to have gotten into his head. The next few on-field performances will tell the true story.


RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Naosu - 12-27-2020

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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - sve7en - 12-27-2020

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