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(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - Pizza-faith - 05-11-2019
Martavius Mack was not shy about spending his first paycheck; where however is. "Too many people have suffered, I vow to catch the Scranton Strangler." Spending just under a million dollars Martavius has employed a secret elite security squad to patrol Scranton, PA twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. The elite force will patrol all the way from Schrute Farms, past Pizza by Alfredo's, all the way to Alfredo's Pizza Cafe. The force will be equipped in full track suits for aerodynamics, they will also be armed with cell phones in case god forbid they actually see the Strangler.
They will be led by Dwight Schrute. Mr. Poop is quoted as saying the following, "It's better to be hurt by someone you love, rather then a complete stranger killing you.." Not with an unscathed record, Mr. Schrute has apparently shot a gun in the Dunder Mifflin office, along with a slew of driving offences including, speeding, and impersonating an officer. "My past is my past, but my past is better then your past, so do you really want to talk about pasts?" Mr. Schrute was heard saying when being interviewed by Scranton Strangler suspect and journalist Toby Flenderson.
A crime watch patrol paid for by an athlete that lives out of state. what a time to be alive.
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(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - SouljaBoy2007 - 05-11-2019
I signed a big deal with a $5 million signing bonus. I used the money on a 5 bedroom, 6 bathroom house in Phoenix along with furniture. I live there with my fiancee, my one year old son, and my brother who is 17. I also bought a BMW I8 for fun and a Range Rover for more practical purposes. While I know that I'm spending quite a bit of money, I have job security for the next 3 years. The next thing that I got was a house for my mom. My parents got divorced when I was really little and my dad left town. I was raised solely by my mom and I rewarded her by buying her a quaint little house up in Portland. I'm going to send her 10 grand a month to pay for expenses so she can retire early at just 45. The last thing I got was baby supplies for my child, LaMont Jr. We set up one of the bedrooms with a crib and got him a bunch of toys. I don't want to spoil him but I can't help but feel like he will be. I still have a couple million left over even after my spending spree so I'm going to put most of it in savings and take a couple thousand to buy stock in some companies I believe in.
(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - Graciejj2000 - 05-11-2019
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Chad Maulolo walked up to the Palm Beach Solar Bears stadium. He was here to meet with PDXBaller to discuss his contract. Walking up ramp, Chad walked through the entrance hall showing all of the trophies and awards the team has won over the years. Out walked PDXBaller. “Hey Chad, welcome to the team. I hear you train Jiu-Jitsu. I train as well.”
Chad knew at that moment he was going to get along just fine with this team. They sat down, discussed his future, and at the end PBX let chad know that he was a millionaire. As a rookie all players earn 5 Million smackaroos.
Walking out to his Yugo he was forced to decide. Hmmm trick out my Yugo, or buy a new car. This bottom of the line trash heap held so many memories from bringing trailer park trash into the back seat, to hiding the bottle when he got pulled over. Mud bogging in a Yugo? Forget about it! No problem.
It’s not a question really. It’s time to trick out that Yugo. But first he needed to buy something worth it’s dirt. The magical Pro Shoulder Pads. They told him they would make him stronger, more charismatic, and even a hit with the ladies.
After spending 3 Million on 1 set of magical shoulder pads, and tricking out his Yugo, it was time for a happy meal.
Ahh the live of a DSFL football player.
For those who don’t know: Enjoy an awesome Yugo commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CKVh3lNum0
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(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - Leafs4ever - 05-11-2019
Another year, another signing bonus for Flash. I've been lucky enough to earn a lot of money in my life, but I try not to flaunt it around. With every bonus I get, I always give 20% to Sick Kids Hospital. Those warriors that fight there need all the support they can get and I can think of no better way to spend my money than to help them. They get updated medical supplies, new beds, gowns, and it helps keep their games and activities room full of things to help take their mind of the hospital stays.
While I don't like to get too flashy with my money, there is something that I always wanted to have. This year I finally decided to get it. This summer, I hired a contracting company to build a lazy river that travels around my whole backyard. I have a lot of land in my backyard so this is a sizable lazy river. I love everything about lazy rivers. It's so calming and a great way to relax and stay cool in the sun. Grab your favourite floaty and an ice cold drink and just let the current take you around. My favourite thing at every water park is now in my own backyard. Thank you for another signing bonus San Jose!
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(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - StamkosFan - 05-11-2019
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(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - speculadora - 05-11-2019
There is a very long list of things that Hugh Mongo will be buying with that sweet, sweet DSFL paycheck that just hit his bank account. The first thing he will buy is a set of cleats, the kind suited for a professional. A pair of cleats that nice and you could estimate that, if you rated his speed on a scale from 1-100, he would increase his speed by two by wearing those cleats. The second thing he will buy is some shoulder pads, the kind suited for a professional. A pair of shoulder pads that nice and you could estimate that, if you rated his strength on a scale from 1-100, he would increase his strength by eight by wearing those pads. The third thing he will buy is a new pair of gloves, the kind suited for a professional. A pair of gloves that nice and you could estimate that, if you rated his hands on a scale from 1-100, he would increase his hands by two by wearing those gloves. The final thing he will buy is extra time after practice, the kind suited for a professional. Time after practice that nice and you could estimate that, if you rated his intelligence on a scale from 1-100, he would increase his intelligence by four by spending that time after practice.
(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - Duilio05 - 05-11-2019
I, Walt Green, received a sizable contract payment from Baltimore. However, compared to my media earnings, it was a very tiny sum. While many of my rookie peers maybe buying grand lavishing items, I am investing my money into several different areas. First is back into the family farm that my Dad and brother are running back home in Kuna, Idaho. With the investment they purchased more land, tractor upgrades and more cattle.
I am also investing in a outdoor recreation firm that is developing avalanche safety technology. There is a lot of promise, and many a skier and snowmobiler has given considerable interest in seeing the final product. Their goal is to have a product in the market within a few years. The goal of this group is to save lives and hopefully prevent people from entering potential avalanche areas.
The third investing opportunity I am exploring is youth soccer in the greater Boise area. Soccer has always been popular, but disjointed in the area and poor continuity. The longer term goal is get a USL team created. I grew up playing soccer before switching to football in high school. So this is a personal goal of mine to increase local interest. This will take several years to accomplish as we have to start from scratch. There isn’t even a viable stadium for a USL team.
(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - br0_0ker - 05-11-2019
Well, with the new discovery that my dad was, in fact, not killed in a farming accident and perfectly healthy (yet being held against his will and forced to perform manual labor), it's an easy decision for me what to spend my signing bonus on. Most of my rookie contract went to bettering my living situation and local community, and the bonus I get from S15 is going to better the life of my father. A new penthouse in downtown Pittsburgh, one in the Bay area for when I move on to San Jose, I'm taking care of the man that made sure I was born in a free country. He tells me he doesn't want much, that with reuniting with his son he has everything he needs in life. But I'm buying that man boats and hoes. Maybe not the hoes. But he once told me he had a desire to go deep sea fishing, so I think that's one of the first things we are going to do this offseason. After that, I'm taking care of his wardrobe, a couple cars, and the rest we are investing. You never know when the gravy train is going to get derailed by injury, so we have to set up a solid retirement plan for both of us.
(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - ADwyer87 - 05-12-2019
Sunnycursed just got a huge $15M lump sum payment this offseason. He is best friends with the commissioner, so once a season the commish skims a bunch of money out of the profits and hooks his boy up with that bread. So this is what he decided to do with it.
For mothers day, Sunnycursed decided to get her a diamond encrusted jewelry box. I figured this would be a good gift for her to put all her other super expensive things that I have bought her over the years. I also renovated her house to add in a full spa, so that she doesn't have to leave her house to get what she needs done.
For me, I am a much more simple man with simple needs. I bought another Lamborghini for myself, nothing fancy, it was just my 12th sports car, so I'm basically living out the life of a beggar. I also decided to get a new TV. My 72" Flat Screen TV was just way too small, and was already like a whole year old, so I threw it out and bought a brand new 85" flat screen. I also bought the house next to my house and just connected it to my house, and set it up as a place for my dogs to live. They like their privacy sometimes, and I dont want them to feel too crowded in my 16 bedroom mansion, you know?
(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus - CalvinP - 05-12-2019
After grinding in the DSFL Logan uchiha has finally received his first big signing bonus. Naturally he sent a nice portion of it to his younger brother Mason, who is pushing to make his way to the NSFL as well. He figures the money will not only motivate him to keep pushing to be an elite running back talent for the future DSFL draft, but it should help him focus on what's important and not have to worry about expenses for anything in his life. But what does Logan truly want? Happiness. I know it sounds cliche or corny but if you've read about Logan's background on his wiki you'd know his background is full of loss and emptiness. His only remaining family is his brother so he decided to take him and his brother on a trip to see the world. In hopes that they may find any type of traces of possible relatives in the world. A bitter sweet feeling considering they couldn't find anyone that shares their last name but they won't give up so easily. The trip brought them even closer together and they also believed the different cultures and environments they soaked in their journey will ultimately help them on the field. We'll have to wait for the upcoming season to find out if it truly paid off.
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