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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - Leafs4ever - 09-09-2019
If you ask my GMs, they think I'm a diva wide receiver already. Maybe I am, but if they think this is bad, I can kick things up a notch. Back when I shared wide receiver duties with Kazimir Oles, I was all over my GMs. He was taking all my targets and the quarterback was avoiding me on the field. That's when my diva started coming out.
Now, Oles is gone and I should be the number 1 target for Christ, but what happens? The GMs bring in 2 tight ends who immediately take the attention away from me. Not gonna happen again. Now, I'm in the locker room every day proclaiming that I should get the ball thrown to me on every play. I show them game film of me beating my coverage on every snap and scream, if you want to win a game you need to give me the ball. No other receiver can do what I do, so get it right.
I took it a step further the other day. On the practice field, I would burn our corners on every route and make it a point to single them out every time they got beat. I would taunt them and make the coaches watch as I continuously beat them in coverage. Every time Christ threw to another player, I would rip into him that he was trying to sabotage the offense by not throwing to me. Coaches weren't having it anymore and sent me off the field.
I ain't gonna stop. Throw Flash the ball and you win. Avoid me and you lose. Your choice.
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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - flyeaglesfly29 - 09-09-2019
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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - soppychico - 09-09-2019
Well, I feel like this means I gotta 1up AB. That might be harder than making it onto a NSFL team. First off, I’d have to make a great reason as to why I don’t have to practice or play at all. I’d join a cult like religion. And unfortunately in this cult, I am not allowed to wear any clothes besides my jersey. Secondly, it would go against my religion to leave any loved ones apart. That means I gotta have my whole family with me, plus a few friends, but not Mike. Fuck you, Mike. And just for extra funsies, I gotta see my voodoo guy every morning and that will take up most of my morning. So, now I’m showing up to the facility a few hours late, dressed like Winnie the Pooh, just a shirt and dong hanging freely, and I have my entire entourage with me. It’s only around 10-12 people, I’m not very popular. BUT I am worth the headache to the team. So they will NOT cut me. They will try everything they can to make me happy because, like Antonio Brown, I immediately make the offense better. So I gotta follow his recipe for disaster/success. I need to fight someone. I need to fight someone that it’d make no sense and would be immediate grounds for dismissal. I see our QB and head coach talking some Make-a-Wish kid so there’s extra cameras today. Oh boy this is the perfect chance. I get a running start and jump as high as I can. I get both of my legs into the air and level with my head and I drop kick this stupid idiot make-a-wish kid right in his chest. That’ll do it. I bet as soon as I get out of jail, I’ll be free. Free to sign with whoever I want.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - ddrector - 09-09-2019
Why would anyone name a team after a fucking submarine? I want no part of it. The damn offensive coordinator is an idiot and just runs the ball every play even when the opposing team defense is stacking the box to stop the run. What kind of logic is that? I have to get out of here. It doesn't help that I'm stuck in backwards ass Virginia of all places. Maybe if we had a better plan on offense the defense wouldn't be constantly on the field after a 3&out every drive. Maybe you should pass the ball sometimes? What's the worst that could happen? Can't be worse than a 2 yard rush on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd down. Maybe I'll start showing up late to practice, but that probably won't get enough attention. Why start slow and work your way up when you can go for the jugular right from the bat? I'm gonna record meetings on my phone and then post them to twitter. If that doesn't cause my gm to trade or release me then I'll start purposefully getting penalties called against me during games. Will I have to resort to extreme measures? It's not extreme if it gets results in my opinion. I'll do whatever it takes to get on the team I want to be on.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - StamkosFan - 09-09-2019
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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - Rising Equinox - 09-09-2019
This would definitely be an interesting situation. I'm not really sure that I would ever want to be in a situation like this. If I ever wanted out of my team, I would most likely just personally request a trade from my GM. The only reason I would try to force myself out of my team would be if I'm in a terrible situation as an individual player, and my GM refused to trade or release me. In the end, if I really wanted out, I'm sure my GM would understand where I'm coming from and would try his best to find a team to trade me to. If I had to, I would definitely prefer to try to force myself into getting traded over getting released for two reasons. First, it would allow me to see my value around the league if I got to see what other teams were offering for me. Also, I would want my team, the Otters, to actually get something out of me, instead of me just being a wasted draft pick. The way I would do this would probably be to publicly state that I wanted to be traded, and if I had to contact other teams myself, and I would stop applying training points until I was traded to a new team.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - UpperNet - 09-10-2019
I've grown tired of this team and I want out. They are not winning enough games even though they got one of the best defense and since they dont deserve such a great defense the first step I take is convincing everybody to hold out making the biggest holdout in history. All the starter will sit out there games as I try to get traded to the better team in my crazy mind that's somehow a win-win. The next step is to go over the coach AND GMs house and bang there wives. But that's not all as I'm banging there wives I will call both of them on my expensive iPhone xxxl plus and tell them how much I dispise them and demand I get traded to a superior team. Of course since they want me on so bad since I'm clearly the best player ever I will make a demand. I want them to build a strip club and have a hookah bar so I can smoke and bang stripers after practice but of course the lame Owner decline that offer so I had to go over to there wives house again and bang them so release my anger. They eventually traded me and again in my I sane nut-brained CTE mind I think this is a win-win even though I fucked up that team pretty badly.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - KillaScrilla - 09-10-2019
Being TO is my render is have to say just staying in the media and spotlight. Pulling little antics that fans find amusing and the team finds disrupting/ annoying. Working out in my driveway doing interviews. Eating a hamburger during practice while riding the bike, celebrate on teams logo, just little fun things. Interrupt a post game presser in a towel and say sorry I thought this was the shower maybe. Before some of that went down I’d try talking to the GM first though and go from there. Just stay in the media about wanting a trade or released. I’d think is funny would be making a poster saying will work for a good owner/team and putting it under the bench of the opposition and when I score running over to the bench,grab the opposing quarterback and bring him in close and hold the sign up. Autograph the poster and hand to the opposing coach with my number. If none of that worked, I’m sure one of those crazy ideas would get me booted from the team, then just go with the old fashioned hold out. Start rooting for the other teams that you play against. Pull a Randy Moss in Oakland and just don’t try. Walk your routes. Fall down on the run plays. Just no hustle. That’s a few things I can think of to get out of town. If that don’t work I don’t know what to do.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - majesiu - 09-10-2019
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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - MrStennett - 09-10-2019
How would Skarsgard get out of Orange County you ask? Well, I'll tell you. First off, he would out just how bumbling and incompetent the GM [@speculadora] is. I mean, just look at the facts. He hired a co-GM who has absolutely no interest in helping lead the team or even do any managerial work. Besides, they just lost a game to Philadelphia, which means they should probably just shut down team operations right now. Secondly, he would throw his popular teammates under the bus on social media. Sunnycursed [@ADwyer87] bites his toenails. Yeah, you read that right. HIS TOENAILS. It's disgusting and everyone in the locker room hates being around that kind of animal behavior. The quarterback, Franklin Armstrong [@moonlight], is terrified of women. I mean, to the point where he has trouble leaving his house everyday. For a star athlete, it's really just kind of embarrassing, man. Dan Schneider [@LGMForever] is, well....... Let's not talk about him after all. I have a legally binding gag order about all of that stuff. Really, it wouldn't be that hard to force a trade away from the Otters. By systematically assassinating the character of every visible figure in the Otters organization, Skarsgard could be home free in no time.