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+---- Thread: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt (/showthread.php?tid=35335)
RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - .simo - 10-04-2021
Well bugger. I always knew my cocaine addiction would come back to haunt me at some point in time. But I mean really what quarter back in professional football doesn't have a substance abuse issue with the devils icing? Where did you even find this dirt on me? I had been so careful and only ever used one dealer. Do I need to replace Finneus Smith and fine a new booger sugar supply chain?
Well I guess we are coming to the part you want to talk about then? What do you want to just keep this all a secret and make it go away? Really? That's it? You want me to join your fantasy football dynasty league? I mean sure I'll do that. I probably would have done that anyway if you just asked? Oh yeah of course I have to take over the rebuilder that just traded away all their picks in dodgy collusion looking trades. But sure I'll do whatever you need. I'll even sign a football for everyone in the league that they can put on their desk at work or in the garage.
Well thank you for coming to me with this quietly. I now get to play in another fantasy football league and I get fix up the issue with my supplier being more leaky than my tap.
RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - Raven - 10-04-2021
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Written option: In a recent interview with a well known print publication, the reporter suggested that they had some “dirt” on you, from your past. What could the reporter possibly have on you and how would you handle the situation?Obviously the dirt this so called reporter has on Lavigne is from his past as a Magic The Gathering player. During his rogue years in high school, he may or may not have cheated at a game of magic the gathering in his highschools magic the gathering tournament. Lavigne may or may not have been running an energy deck and may or may not have lied about having 69 energy (nice). Lavigne had played Electrostatic Pummeler the previous turn and was now ready to attack. Lying about having 69 energy this would mean he could use Electrostatic Pummeler's ability 23 times giving his Electrostatic Pummeler an attack power of 2 to the power of 23 for a total of 8388608 damage. Again this may or may not have happened. However as the starting life total of a MTG player is 20, this damage would absolutely destroy anyone, even if they played a smelly white and green lifegain deck. His opponent might have smelled some foul play, but seeing as he did not keep count of Lavigne's energy count, he had no sure fire way of telling if Lavigne had been cheating. It was with this move that Lavinge had put himself into the position of 8-0 and winning the tournament. Ofcourse this cheating may or may not have happened and this reporter could be chatting shit.
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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - KC15 - 10-04-2021
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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - jzajenius36 - 10-04-2021
Oh so you got some dirt on big Honky Tonk Haywood? Well the man is an admittedly promiscuous lover in his younger days in Nashville and the University of Tennessee. So could it be some salacious accusation from a scorned former female partner? Well sure. But HTH isn’t one to shy away from his own kinks. So run the story if that’s the case. But perhaps the dirt is relating to one or two of his bar room rumbles and tumbles back in the day? Well some of those stories are quite well known. I’m not sure anyone would really raise an eyebrow if someone was coming forward and alleging they took a Haywood elbow to the chest back in the day. That could hardly be considered dirt. And as far as his days in Philly go? From all accounts, Honky Tonk Haywood has been nothing short of a model citizen and a hard worker. Charity work, partying with the people, local commercials – he has embraced the city. I say let the dirt come out! Or better yet, send the dirt directly to Honky Tonk so that he can remember a good story he’s forgotten, and then write a check to make that story go away again…
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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - Pat - 10-04-2021
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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - Pvtpenne - 10-04-2021
Dirt? On me? Deshawn Penne? Well there was this one time I was working in my parents’ restaurant in high school where I didn’t wash the potatoes off completely before dicing them up to make their famous seasoned diced potatoes, a highly recommended side dish if you go there by the way. But there is no way that can be the dirt this reporter is talking about. There is no way that could have been discovered and traced back the 4 or 5 years since it happened. No, this reporter must be talking about something else. Could it be that I was disgruntled with my college situation when I was buried on the depth chart and receiving so little playing time? I don’t think that is newsworthy since it would be so common among the competitors in the football world. I really don’t know what kind of dirt this reporter could have on me.
I guess to move forward I will have my agent reach out to see what in the world is going on although I don’t think that would be very fruitful. I don’t really have any leverage over the reporter. I guess I will just have to ride this thing out and dispel any lies that this reporter has whenever their story breaks.
RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - pauadrian - 10-04-2021
Well, Tay Swizzle has a lot of history with juicy gossip actually and it would not surprise me if a reporter or dirt sheet writer found something about little Miss Swizz. She had a very public breakup with former ISFL superstar and Arizona legendary tight end Tom Teboat. The very public breakup resulted in Tay Swizzle writing "Teboat Time" to spill the juice on Tom Teboat and what really happened there. Now, this is all very public information but Tay Swizzle has another secret up her sleeve and fans have started to make some conspiracy theories about her song "Sanch In The Woods". Some people suggest that best friends Tay Swizzle and Lazzy Forty Two killed The Sanch who is a Super Casual Football Sim League player now obviously retired after his mysterious disappearance. Tay Swizzle's song seems to imply that she and lazzy had something to do with it based on it's lyrics. Now obviously nothing can be proven because to this day nobody has found a body of some sort to recognize the former legendary defensive lineman but if someday someone were to find something. I think we could be certain that Tay Swizzle's career would rightfully be over. I sincerely do not think she would be able to escape prison time
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214 wordsRE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - JayWhy75 - 10-04-2021
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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - crazylemire - 10-04-2021
When you think of Tony Demonson you can just tell there is so much he has hidden away in his closet , we know from a young age his father was locked up for murder and Tony quickly adopted the gang life too follow his father's footsteps it was in grade 7 where Tony left school and decided he was going too take the gang route. Not too much longer after that couple years Tony was arrested after a botched drug deal left another person dead. Tony went too prison at 15 for this in a regional Youth Prision in Chicago he spent 3 years there and put all his love and passion into the sport. He did his time and learned and changed in Prison after
being realised he moved over too hells canyon too practice with the army league team he spent 3 years in this boot camp type organization before finally being draft too Bondi Beach. In Demonsons time in Bondi he has run into a archrival in Ken Oath where it started from Ken being named Captain and not performing too par this pissed of Demonson. Who started a campaign against Oath trying to separate the rest of the team from him Oath eventually had enough and brought in his Buddy Goat Tank who jumped Demonson, this enraged Demonson and sent him spiralling since this incident Demonson has been kicked out of Bondi Beach dressing room and is driving himself too games and getting changed in hallways shortly after this he got call from Berlin saying they will drop him because of his behaviors this year Demonson is struggling too be ok and has so much pressure on him too be able too change is attitude hopefully he can and make good career out of it as well
RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - 2Lzy - 10-04-2021
Doc loves a good media day, he was prepared for this interview, he reviewed the list of prepared questions that the interviewer had prepared for him and walked in ready to have a great interview. Then out of nowhere the interviewer hits him with the question that was not on the list. Blind sided by the question that he was not prepared for... "We ran some background checks and we went through the records of your mother and your father, turns out you have a brother. What can you tell us about that?". Doc was in shock, he stammered, he panicked, he didn't know what to say. Long lost brother, he thought to himself, how could he have not known about that. How could his dad have kept that secret from him? “I… I’m not sure what you mean” he managed to get out. The interviewer explained how they had found how, they had tracked down his mother and they were asking her questions about him and why she left only to find out that he had a brother. Only a couple years younger than him, he was given up at birth and no one had ever told him? Doc, shocked by this news, asked to take a minute and walked away from the interview. He had so many questions, so many unknowns, who was it? Where are they now? How can he find them. Stay tuned to find out if Doc will ever find out about this family dirt, how will he find his brother? How will he know where to start? What will he say to him?
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