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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - 4D Chess - 09-30-2017
SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL: Leroy Jenkins Jr. of the Orange County Otters was kicked out of his own playboy GIF mansion yesterday due to one jealous GIFfy woman who took a nine-iron to Jenkins Jr.'s skull in a fit of rage because he wasn't giving her enough attention. This surely comes as no surprise as Jenkins Jr has been a notorious ladies man since entering the NSFL, his GIF making skills have earned him a full roster full of British women waiting on his call. Jenkins Jr. is expected to make a full recovery, with doctors saying if the club would've hit a few inches to the right he would've been paralyzed from the hips down. Jenkins should be counting his lucky stars but the video of the incident will surely make for some embarrassing GIFs for the running back down the line.
SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL #2, you've heard of the Manti Te'o fake girlfriend story well we have something that's topped that by a long ways. Reviled NSFL agent Archon sent out wedding invitations telling friends that he met a woman and everything happened so fast. Wedding guests were sickened when they showed up to the wedding and it was actually a crusty old gym sock with a small dress and veil attached to it. Another one of Archon's sick trolling jokes or a sign of serious depravity? Either way, this reporter is never going to look at his sock drawer the same way.
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Rabidsponge21 - 09-30-2017
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Early favourites for each players choice for this season of Football Wives!!!
@Zoone16
@TheWoZy
@Raven
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - TheWoZy - 09-30-2017
(09-30-2017, 04:04 PM)Rabidsponge21 Wrote:
Early favourites for each players choice for this season of Football Wives!!!
@Zoone16
@TheWoZy
@Raven
@Raven :jawdrop:
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Evok - 09-30-2017
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after stealing TPE he's stealing yo wife
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - WinstonKodogo - 09-30-2017
(09-30-2017, 09:09 PM)Evok Wrote::bowdown: :rofl:
after stealing TPE he's stealing yo wife
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Raven - 09-30-2017
(09-30-2017, 10:04 PM)Rabidsponge21 Wrote:
Early favourites for each players choice for this season of Football Wives!!!
@Zoone16
@TheWoZy
@Raven
Lmao I'm fuckin dying man, this is great
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - PDXBaller - 09-30-2017
On this episode of “The City of Sisterly Love: NSFL Edition”, we pick up the day after the “Bible Study & Martinis” meeting where the wives of the Philadelphia Liberty players convened for a night of bible verses and drinks. The last episode ended with Becky North convulsing on the floor after dropping her martini and pocket edition of the New Testament. What we didn’t see was Martha Jefferson walking in with 2 male strippers dressed as Jesus.
Martha wanted to ‘liven up the party’ with some entertainment! As the women watched the false bearded scantily clad men gyrate their hips to Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus, Myla leans over to Lisa Ann and tells her that she’s been secretly seeing Fox North behind Becky’s back. Lisa Ann is shocked to hear this news as one of the strippers flaps his testament meat in front of her face. She takes a couple snaps of the stripper and then proceeds to post it to her snapchat for her 1.5 million followers to see.
Just then, the front doors slam open and Becky struggles to her feet. It looks like the outline of one of the Liberty players, but we aren’t quite sure who it is since Becky’s little tumble ended up knocking down one of the floor lamps.
Be sure to tune in next week on Bravo!
@Rindiee, @WinstonKodogo, @Silver Fox
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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - youngcricket - 09-30-2017
Honestly football wives is a great show that makes Jaylon Lee jealous. On this week's episode, it featured the Arizona Outlaws and all of their wives. The big stars of the show were Tim Pest and his wife Kate Upton. She is an absolute babe, which is all Tim Pest gets. On the other side, Jayce Tuck had the ugliest girl ever as his wife. I guess it makes sense since he seems like the type of guy who likes to get emotionally deep with girls, and he probably has been dating her since high school, but she is too god damn ugly for him. As the MVP, maybe he should go and find a girl that is actually cute. I loved the part where it showed Ryan Flock and his weird obsession with being married to his pillows. He has one that is his girlfriend and has already married 3 others, but as they get flat they have to get a divorce. It's sad to think I play with him, but he can do whatever makes him happy to be honest. I cried when I saw Chess' wife, though. They had such a beautiful thing going for them and it was weird that they highlighted how she passed away. I still love the show and maybe one day Jaylon Lee will get on as somebody who is actually married.
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - cosbornballboy - 09-30-2017
Who gets the most booty in the NSFL? Not Ricardo Sandoval, that's for sure. And this is evident in the "Still Searching" Segments of the NSFLN's latest show, Football Wives, where the Still Searching segment oftentimes follows Ricardo Sandoval as he chases Baltimore tail in local bars.
The highlight of an episode of Still Searching was Ricardo Sandoval having the opportunity to get a second date. It was going so well, she was charmed, loved football players, etc. Then he had to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, he buttdialed his date and she heard him saying things such as "groans" and "That's a steamer..." He never heard back from her...
Another time, Sandoval was in the middle of hooking up with a girl after successfully stealing an away game from San Jose before realizing he was actually screwing Alexandra Jones, who was in SJ scouting out young players on the two teams to try to see who may be sent down. Again, he hasn't heard back.
Basically, Sandoval has had about one one-night stand ever, and any time he gets booty or has a chance to get booty, he fucks it up and ends up right back where he started. Like the Yeti.
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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - ErMurazor - 09-30-2017
Here's the intro song for my wife's new TV show:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped the upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how my wife became the queen of tv crazy beware!
In West Arizona, she lives nowadays
On the mall floor is where she spent most of her days
Shoppin', maxin' my cards, relaxin' all cool
And all sipin’ some Cristal outside of our whirlpool,
When a couple of girls who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in our neighborhood
She got in one little fight and my wife declared
"These bitches next door are gonna meet theeir nightmare"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me off on game day
She gave me a kiss and then I saw her eyes go wicked.
I put my Ipod on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Hearing my teammates’ wife got the same sass.
I wonder what kinda evil my wife be doing like?
Hmmm, then I hear their wives also in a fight.
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Are these the same women in my wife’s spat?
Shit I think so, I'll see when I’m back there
I hope they're prepared for my wife’s new tear.
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just need a beer.
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I app’d for a uber and when it came near
The license plate said ‘Tuck’ and it had cleats in the mirror
If anything I could say that this uber was rare
But I thought "forget it, yo holmes, to my house there!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my wife "Yo babe, why an exacavator?”
Looked at my neighbors, I was finally aware
To see she’d torn their house down there.