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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - Zoone16 - 10-07-2017

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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - Daybe - 10-07-2017

(10-07-2017, 09:42 AM)timeconsumer Wrote:I am Logan Noble. Yes, Angus Winchester, top tier TPE earner have actually been a 15 year-old multiphile since the very beginning. But it doesn't stop there. Mike Boss is Logan Noble. Gregor Clegane is Logan Noble. Saskatoon is Logan Noble. The truth of it is, every single one of us is Logan Noble. Our entire existence is merely a fabrication inside the mind of a child. It is not 2017. In reality it is the year 2252, and the real Logan Noble is a 9 year-old boy imprisoned in an interment camp while the one-hundred year war between the Second Mongolian Empire (formerly Europe, Asia, and Africa) and the Sanchez Dinastia (formerly North and South America). Deprived of human contact, natural light, and basic nutrition his fragile mind fractured.

Inside his mind escaped to a world of relative safety, security, and popularity. He created the city of Saskatoon. Nestled within the world's safest and most boring place in the world he imagined life in the good old days of the 2000s. Noble had heard rumors of the sport of football, one that was played before the war began in 2150. Even before then he had heard it was once played with actual human beings in a sort of gladatorial combat. And other human sports as well, like lacrosse, hockey, and volleyball. Noble put himself into these sports, even into simulations of these sports, creating friends teammates and enemies to play with. He imagined the ancient practice of Instagram, where his popularity could be objectified and shouted from the rooftops for all of Saskatoon to admire.

But it wouldn't end well for the actual boy in that jail cell in 2252. For the war was drawing to a close, and like many others before him, he found himself born on the wrong side of victory. The world he built to escape would vaporize along with his body and his countrymen.

did we really both just write about you being Noble

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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - youngcricket - 10-07-2017

Here's the biggest conspiracy in the league, league officials rig the games for the Arizona Outlaws. This theory started when Angus Winchester accused ErMurazor of changing the results of games and ensuring that the refs called it the way they wanted and the Outlaws were able to win every game. The theory has picked up steam as there have been some ignorant signs that it may be true. ErMurazor has consistently denied the claims and tells league officials that he would never endanger the league like that. The Outlaws simply have the most talent in the league so it would be odd for them to request that the game gets rigged. With that said, they have won the league the past two years and are currently 11-1 and ErMurazor's player won defensive player of the year last year and is currently at 26 sacks, an incredible pace. He is easily the best defensive end in the league and it has led to people wondering what the issue is with the offensive lineman in the league. Other defensive lineman have gotten shut down, however. It will be interesting to see how this theory expands and how the league responds to it.

(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - Bwestfield - 10-07-2017

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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - ErMurazor - 10-07-2017

I’ve got a conspiracy with you and it’s about Yellowknife Wraiths. Let me give you the facts. The Wraiths were founded in Canada, which is basically America, so that was alright. Then Spike Crown, a confirmed Scandinavian, stages a coup and overthrows Nuck. This was phase one.

Phase two involved the solidification of Spike Crown’s power over the franchise by running the show exclusively for nearly an entire season to build trust with the league and other GMs.

Phase three was to acquire more Scandinavian players while shipping off true patriots. Do you think it was a coincidence players like Bork Björnsson and Eidur Gustavsson were drafted by the Wraiths? Think again. Then we have real red-blooded Americans like Darren Smallwood and Damian West being passed around the league like cheap whores.

Spike Crown had two other obstacles before he could successful achieve his goal. First, he needed to have a co-GM that shared his vision. As we know, the league prohibits non-North Americans from serving in the front office, so Spike Crown hired Archon, the least qualified person to run a professional simulation football franchise. Of course, the blowout was so bad that following his convenient “disappearance” the Wraiths were able to promote ANYBODY to be their Co-GM and of course Spike Crown went back to his Scandinavian homeland and appointed Bork. Two like minds running the team.

The last step was to eliminate the one true American on the Wraiths roster, Kevin Cushing. As a good American Cushing has a vice, and it is gambling. It was too easy for Spike Crown to force him into a foolish bet with the Legion that would force him off the team.

Now that his fate is sealed Crown can achieve his ultimate goal: stealing an American football team and putting it in Scandinavia. First they come here and take our jobs, now they’re trying to take our football. These Scandinavians are a threat to the American way and must be stopped.

@Bzerkap @Kris @bovovovo @kckolbe @tlk742 @GoodLeftUndone

(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - timeconsumer - 10-07-2017

(10-07-2017, 12:58 PM)Daybe Wrote:did we really both just write about you being Noble

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No I wrote that our entire existence is in the brain of 9 year old Logan Noble living in 2252.

(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - RedCydranth - 10-07-2017

There's an unsubstantiated rumor going around Orange County that star Running Back Erlich Burnsman is still juicing up with gecko blood and that explains his astounding efficiency and touchdown production. These rumors extend back to before he was drafted and there has been no definitive proof that he has ever been infused with any reptilian or amphibian bloods. When reached for comments Burnsman has always denounced rumors but the fact that they persist could point towards some foundation of truth at some point in the young player's career. Some evidence on field points to results one would expect with such enhancing. Geckos have notoriously sticky fingers and Burnsman's ball security has been very solid, especially for a rookie. Also, a gecko had an uncanny ability to fit into spaces one couldn't fathom them fitting. Burnsman, on the goal line always seems to squeeze through any defensive formations designed to stop him. One fan even said he saw Burnsman eat a fly on the sidelines, but this was by a Sabercats fan and no video or photographic proof was ever taken. Until they design a blood test to specifically test for Gecko enhancements, Burnsman will be in the clear. That won't stop haters from speculating, though.
@BoltyMcSpeedy

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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - ExemplaryChad - 10-07-2017

An independent investigator has found documents and audio recordings which may point to a far-reaching conspiracy that goes to the highest levels of the NSFL. While the debate about football safety and concussion protocol has been happening in recent years, there is evidence to suggest that the NSFL front office has known about the dangers of the sport for far longer. Multiple independent researchers have claimed of late that their studies found significant links between professional football and Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE), but that their findings were suppressed by individuals employed by the NSFL.

Much like their sister company, the NFL, this is not the first time these allegations have come to light. But given the frequent rate of retirement among NSFL players, the concerns of investigators and journalists have come more to the forefront. When asked for comment, few NSFL employees were willing to speak with us; however, some agreed under the condition of anonymity.

“When it comes to CTE and former research,” one source said, “we didn’t think we were doing anything wrong. There were some findings that were noted, but we didn’t want to cause a panic and we thought we would handle these things internally. That’s how these types of organizations deal with crises. We would rather deal with it through our channels than cause some firestorm like you journalists are often trying to do.”

While concrete proof that the NSFL tried to cover up the dangers of CTE has not yet been released, there is certainly reason for concern among the players all the way down to the fans.


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(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - cosbornballboy - 10-07-2017

I think ErMurazor rigs the sims. Now, you may say, this hot take is lukewarm at BEST but I will actually now prove it. ErMurazor is short for Er, which has two letters. Two is the exact same amount of IQs as President Donald Trump. When you abbreviate that, what do you get? PDT, that's right, one letter away from PDX, the person who runs a player on the Liberty. Trump likes Liberty in America, but not for the colored people, so Mexicans and blacks are gonna get deported, unfortunately. Deported rhymes with snorted. Scarface died snorting cocaine, often shortened to coke. Who does coke? Not crackheads, but crackheads are key to this part. Who is a crackhead? Anyone that is a Yeti fanatic. Shorten the word fanatic, you get fan. Fan has three letters, like a triangle. The ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE. @ErMurazor is part of the Sim League Illuminati dedicated to ending sim leagues before they get to double digit seasons.

BOOM!

Alternatively, I theorize that TheMemeMaestro is simply getting rid of all of his good talent based on the assumption that they will all end up either with the rivals of the Yeti, in the NSFC, or with the Outlaws, the team he will sign with when his contract ends.

(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies - Muford - 10-07-2017

One conspiracy I’ve come to conclude throughout the league is a simple one. I believe that Chris Orosz and Vincent Sharpei are the same people. You never see them talking at the same times, you never get them in the voice chat together, yeah they did one Play by Play together, the first one, but actually was that two people? Or was that just one person with a voice changer? Who knows, but supposedly those two players are brothers in real life. Yeah, “Brothers”. It is believed to be said that in the quietest of nights, you can hear one of the brothers crying in the distance. Does that mean either Vincent or Chris tied the other one up and now controls both accounts? Or is that just the cat outside being an asshole? It really depends on who you ask and how you look at it, but possibly Sharpei is jealous since Orosz stopped him from being a quarterback back in Pee-Wee Football. So the ultimate joke is to take over and become Orosz? These are conspiracies that will have to be delved deeper into to finally fully grasp and understand what is going on there. Who’s the one in control? My vote goes to Sharpei.

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