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(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - RealWackolyte - 06-23-2018

My name is Oskar Ludvig, and I am a Norwegian native born and raised in the United States. I have always been a huge advocate for international players joining the NSFL, and that is why today I am here to talk to you on behalf of every international player in the league. To you, the owners of this agency, I would like you to sign me on as your potential next in line to be a strong player agent. I believe that my workmanship as a player has built me the bridges and given me the inner knowledge to lead a successful career as a player agent, and it is in my strongest opinion that if you are to take me I will do nothing but bring your company success and fortune. I may be a young athlete, but with the football world changing their is nothing that we haven't seen be accomplished by even the most unlikely of champions.


(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - majesiu - 06-23-2018

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(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - GoonerBear - 06-23-2018

After a season of racking up tackles, sacks, a couple of picks and a DSFL-leading three forced fumbles, Kolby Deringer has caused quite a bit of mayhem. Hence, he would be a perfect cast for the leading role in an Allstate commercial - mayhem itself.

Deringer sits in the back of a pickup truck in full football gear, starting dead straight at the camera.

"I'm an unsecured load of cargo. Suitcase, washer/dryer, furniture...I toss about in the back of the pickup of the guy right in front of you."

The truck turns and swerves on the road, and Deringer remains stoic as he jerks about the bed.

"See, this guy either doesn't know or doesn't care tie-downs are a thing. At any moment, without anything necessarily malicious on his part, he can lose me out the back."

The pickup hits a pothole, and Deringer falls out of the back and smashes into the car behind while two others pile up rear-ending the first crashed car. He lays in the new dent, appearing damaged though acting unharmed.

"And if you don't have insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. Get Allstate insurance to protect yourself from mayhem...like me."


(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - Guest - 06-23-2018

What does Christ start every morning with? A nice cool glass of Tropicana Orange juice! Nothing beats a glass of orange juice and Tropicana has always been a choice for Joliet Christ. One important thing when representing a company and a product is actually loving the product or company you are representing. It is easy to say hey, Subway is the best when you're just being paid for it but that is not the case here. I'm not looking for a top dollar here, I'm looking to be the face of Tropicana Orange Juice. Show me drinking a glass. Let me drink it at press conferences. Hook me up with some sweet gear! As the next young NSFL Superstar, I am sure the endorsement offers will come raining down but I'm telling you now Tropicana that you're my choice and you can get in on the ground floor and help build your brand and the brand of Mr. Joliet Len Christ.

Sincerely,
Your biggest fan,
Joliet L. Christ


(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - AW13 - 06-23-2018

hat does Christ start every morning with? A nice cool glass of Tropicana Orange juice! Nothing beats a glass of orange juice and Tropicana has always been a choice for Joliet Christ. One important thing when representing a company and a product is actually loving the product or company you are representing. It is easy to say hey, Subway is the best when you're just being paid for it but that is not the case here. I'm not looking for a top dollar here, I'm looking to be the face of Tropicana Orange Juice. Show me drinking a glass. Let me drink it at press conferences. Hook me up with some sweet gear! As the next young NSFL Superstar, I am sure the endorsement offers will come raining down but I'm telling you now Tropicana that you're my choice and you can get in on the ground floor and help build your brand and the brand of Mr. Joliet Len Christ.

Sincerely,
Your biggest fan,
Joliet L. Christ


(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - timeconsumer - 06-23-2018

I'm Angus Winchester, and I'm here to tell you about Orange Coast Medical Center, ranked as the best hospital in Orange County for 5 years running. You may not know this about me but I know a thing or two about medical care. As a linebacker in the NSFL my opponents regularly end up injured when playing against us in Orange County, and we always make sure that the ambulance takes them to Orange Coast Medical Center. They have always done a great job to make sure some of my favorite opponents like Matt Akselsen, Paul DiMirio, and Reg Mackworthy are able to recover from their concussions quickly so that they can be sure to face me again soon. I may not be a doctor, but I have sent enough people to the doctor to know that there is only one place you want to go when Angus Winchester breaks four of your ribs, Orange Coast Medical Center.


(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - kckolbe - 06-23-2018

Most quarterbacks need protection. Kevin Fitzpatrick isn’t one of them. Anyone who saw his last four games knows that he can avoid trouble in the pocket with the best of them, so “protection” is always the last thought on his mind. However, sometimes that mindset gets him into trouble off the field. That’s why Kevin Fitzpatrick’s partners sometimes have to use Yeti Brand “Unsportsmanlike Conduct” the next morning. It’s more comfortable than wearing a condom, requires less planning, and allows a true improviser like him to do what he does best. Just mix in a little “Unsportsmanlike Conduct” into your breakfast the next morning, and you won’t have to worry about any unexpected complications in your life, and you are completely free to keep on doing the same thing the next night, though most likely with a different partner. Just remember: with Yeti “Unsportsmanlike Conduct,” you can score without anything happening as a result.


(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - SwagSloth - 06-23-2018

The Abita Brewing Company is seeking the services of Yellowknife Wide Receiver Eric Kennedy as a spokesperson for their brand. As a Louisiana native, Kennedy represents the values of the state that the Abita brand was born in. And, as a star in the NSFL that has established national fame, we feel that he can bring this brand to a wider audience.

Abita is a premiere beer brand known for its smooth taste and diverse line of flavors. Associating this brand with an established and versatile pro athlete like Eric Kennedy not only demonstrates the broad value of the brand, but also lends a credibility to their line-up that has been traditionally limited to the South. We are excited about this potential branding opportunity and feel that this opportunity will be beneficial to both parties. Kennedy’s journey from south Louisiana to northern Canada has proven to be a tale that consumers resonate with and we believe that this branding partnership can have the same positive impact on the Abita brand itself.

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(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - Zoone16 - 06-23-2018

To whom it may concern,
We at the Light Agency believe in the best interest of having our client, Alexandre LeClair, become a brand ambassador for Nike Canada.

Alexandre LeClair is THE face of French Canadian sporting success when it comes to football. His season to season performances since moving to the Baltimore Hawks have propelled him to an impact player role and stardom. This past season, he had 14 touchdowns (13 receiving and 1 kick return) leading the league in that category. Wide receiver is a popular position at all levels of play. As such, having his face on sporting equipment in Quebec could bring additional revenue for football related equipment in a market that already is one of the most football interested provinces in Canada. As such, making LeClair a brand ambassador would make a company like Nike able to generate further interest across the province and the country.

We hope to hear back from you.

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(S8) - Weekend PT 5 - Advertising Opportunity - BWIII - 06-23-2018

Yo Komatsu,

I know we don't really know each other yet, but I think we'd be great partners for one another; more specifically I think I should be the face of your backhoe division. Because you don't know me I figure I'll tell you what makes me qualified to lead this division. First I am an up and coming professional football player and have made quite a bit of noise over here in the states. I think I'll be able to bring in a lot of people to your product over here. That is a bit beside the point though as the main reason I believe I am the best suited for this partnership is because much like your backhoes I am rather large and I am exceptional at both creating huge holes for opposing offenses, as well as filling holes in the opposing offensive line. Basically I am the hole master. If you don't believe me I disagree and I've already sent a signed copy of a contract, so....k, bye.