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RE: Orange County Otters - Memento Mori - 06-28-2021

$1m on advertising to promote my copycat Steam game that reuses assets from other popular titles, BOAT TANK SIMULATOR VR

Boat Tank Simulator is the latest in boat tank simulation technology, bringing next-gen boat tank simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a boat tank, your dreams have finally come true! WASB to write history.
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RE: Orange County Otters - Beaver - 06-29-2021

1m to convince @Ben to listen to me and slm's podcast since he obviously won't otherwise Sad

Some things just aren't meant to be Sad but he should do it anyway, also 5 TPE
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RE: Orange County Otters - shrub02 - 06-30-2021

1M training

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RE: Orange County Otters - Duilio05 - 07-01-2021

$1M backpacking Yosemite

A beautiful hike through Yosemite ensues. Using your 1m you bought a DIY paragiliding/surfing git so once you reach the end of your hike you surf down the river and then fly off the end over a waterfall. A beautiful ending and you pick up 5 TPE from a cloud.
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RE: Orange County Otters - Blasoon - 07-02-2021

-1M for legal fees to sue the creator of BOAT TANK Simulator

You can't sue me, I'm suing you! 5 TPE for the attempt though
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RE: Orange County Otters - Eldorian - 07-05-2021

1M for a breakup letter to Mori because I thought we were friends and I feel devastated he created BOAT TANK

Dear @Memento Mori , I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my Instank, and my goatchat at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a goat 'em
There probably was a problem at the head office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble media too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your draft?
My goatfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her GOATTANK
I read about your co-GM Blassoon too I'm sorry
I had a friend throw ints himself over some kicker who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Philly
I got a room full of your posters and your sigs man
I like the shit you did with Myrtle Beach too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Goattank
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RE: Orange County Otters - Seymour - 07-05-2021

1m for Pmoney's finest PROCESSED

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RE: Orange County Otters - Gragg9 - 07-05-2021

1 mil for 5 TPE and an apology for yelling at me last time

IM VERY SORRY FOR SHOUTING
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RE: Orange County Otters - shrub02 - 07-05-2021

1M for you to buy something nice with

I'll buy a nice 5 TPE and give it to you for your generosity <3
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RE: Orange County Otters - Memento Mori - 07-05-2021

$1m chess lessons so I don't get pummelled by @Gragg9

You do a chess. but not too much of a chess, I can't have you beating me as well. Checkmate.
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