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(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - Molarpistols - 06-13-2017
We're receiving word out of the Orange County Otters of a wonderful prank gone terribly wrong. The player (and culprit), being one and the same, spoke to us only on condition of anonymity. He is remorseful in his telling, as his prank easily cost the Otters their first loss of the season on Monday the 12th.
The player, remaining un-named, is a self-professed "biggest Leonardo DiCaprio fan ever!" As such, upon being drafted he watched a marathon of Leo movies, ending with the blockbuster Inception. It gave him an idea.
He decided to give his own Inception a try, and immediately started trying to plant an idea in the mind of his team's quarterback, Mike Boss. The idea, was that Mike Boss was left-handed instead of right-handed like he has been all his life.
Our prankster never thought it would work. On Monday, the NSFL world saw the results of his prank however, as Boss went on to throw six interceptions. You read that correctly folks, six interceptions in one game. Upon video review it's pretty obvious that Boss was terribly confused and nearly swapped to his left-hand before each of his interceptions.
"I was just doing it as a joke man, I never thought it would actually work! I didn't mean to cost us the game though, if our GM finds out it was my fault I'll be running sprints until my contract is up. Anyway, looking back it's a little funny that it worked, and I'm totally going to find some better uses for my inception technique."
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267(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - BenderRodriguez - 06-13-2017
The Yeti celebrated their first regular season victory last night after a hard fought game against the Baltimore Hawks. The game was completely up for grabs, but the Yeti had the last word as they pulled ahead 23-20 in the 4th quarter.
After coach simulated his post-game victory speech, the team celebrated by going out to a local gentlemen's club named Lobrau.
Teammates were partying hard when they had a deviously brilliant idea to honor the game's unsung hero, Bender Rodriguez with a private strip show. Teammate Mike McNoodle was first to break the news to Rodriguez, who was apparently intrigued. The men paid the attendant and she led him back to the room where the show would take place. The lady sat him on the couch in the private room and left. After waiting for a few minutes, Bender was amazed when he saw three of his teammates, Logan Noble, Kendrick Hendrix, and Bojo Kicksit enter the room wearing nothing but banana hammocks, dancing vivaciously to Sandstorm.
Any regular guy would have laughed it off and punched his buddies for the well played prank, but Bender came prepared. He immediately stood up, ripped off his own pants, and revealed that he, too, was wearing a My Little Pony man-thong. The intense and oddly impressive dance show resumed for the remainder of the song when the men returned to their normal attire. All except Bender, who literally ripped his pants off with excitement and rendered them unwearable. He spent the rest of the night in his dance attire, unfazed and unashamed, as the team celebrated well into the wee hours of the morning...
(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - Anti-Hype - 06-13-2017
It's no secret the Yellowknife Wraiths seem to get along quite well and they tend to pull some pretty hilarious jokes on each other. All in good fun of course. Dermot Lavelle learned that shortly after being scooped off the waiver wires. Fresh off the plane from Ireland he went to the Wraiths locker room. Upon arriving he was greeted by a cold shoulder from every member of the team. Thinking he may have done something wrong he went quite and began to get his essentials put away at his locker. Not a second after he put his bags down he was bombarded by the two big men on the offensive line Mat Akselsen and Jogn Floggity.
With the help of WR Josh Garden all 3 managed to duck tape him to the wall a good 2 feet off the ground! The rest of the squad got a huge laugh out of it. DT Mark Ramrio tried to convince Lavelle they were only "trying to help with your (Lavelle) hang time" and even Dermot had to chuckle about that wise crack. Thankfully they only made him suffer for an hour or so and didn't draw TOO many phallic shapes on his head and face.
(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - RayCobaine - 06-13-2017
I did a newspaper article.
Hopefully that's ok.
(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - mjdharder - 06-13-2017
There is a little bit of a rivalry that goes on between the offensive line and the defensive line in the Wraiths' locker room. It started from the on field practice battles, but it has now extended to what looks to be the start of a prank war. It started during a practice when Mark Ramiro took Mat Akselson's clothes, soaked them in water and froze them. Akselson had to drive home in his sweaty jersey because he had no other clothes. We responded by putting shaving cream in Ramiro's helmet before practice. The next day, my shower flip flops had been glued to the floor by Tyler Varga and I completely wiped out and ate shit when I tried to walk in them. Since then, Jogn Floggity's cleat laces have been cut, a live garter snake has been put in Ramiro's bag, Trent Bender's smart car (seriously, what self respecting NSFL DT drives a smart car) was moved onto the practice field, and I got the itching powder in the jock treatment. That one wasn't fun. Today we made a fake Grindr account in Jason Spearheads' name and he now has a hot date with a drag queen waiting for him when he gets back home. I hope he has a good night.
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(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - HENDRIX - 06-13-2017
There was apparently some foul play involved in the Baltimore Hawks wash room, and before you sickos get carried away it involved someone tampering with the shampoo dispensers. The incident happened during training camp. After a hard day of practice the team hit the showers. About twenty minutes later the team realized they had been duped. Apparently somebody mixed in industrial bleach and hair dye into the shampoo dispensers. There was a blend of laughter and anger from the team. Curses flowed like the ancient rivers of Babylon and jokes were told. It depended on how each individual reacted. The Hawks now looked like a team full of Odell Beckham imposters. Interrogations first took place with the custodial staff and then some of the usual jokesters on the team, but no progress was made on finding the guilty party. It would be tough if it was just one player dealing with the humiliation of having their hair resembling a drum stick ice cream cone, but since everyone on the team was impacted there was a strength in numbers affect where the embarrassment was shared. The team embraced the situation and decided to get rid of the horrible hair by getting buzz cuts before their week one game. The culprit is still at large.
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213 words(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - theFlock - 06-13-2017
(06-13-2017, 05:32 PM)RayCobaine Wrote:I did a newspaper article.
Hopefully that's ok.
Aww poor Vincey-poo :rofl: :rofl:
(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - youngcricket - 06-14-2017
"Bro, I was walking down the middle of the locker room and then out of nowhere I see Jayce Tuck come out and he tells me, 'Watch Draxel, he's about to get taken down.' Tuck, straight up naked, started into a quick sprint and went up and absolutely decked Draxel, who was also naked. Everybody thought it was hilarious, but the next day, somebody posted pictures of it all over the wall with the bad parts blurred out. Personally, I thought that was pretty fucked up because nobody really cares about it. But the funniest thing happened the next day at practice. A few of the offensive linemen showed up at practice with shirts on of the picture and on the back it had Tuck's jersey number and said 'Gayce Tuck.' It was arguably one of the funniest things I've seen especially considering that out OL is among one of the worst units in the entire NSFL. They really, really suck at doing their job, which pisses me off quite a bit. But I just thought it was so funny how Jayce's prank ended up firing back onto him, especially when he made me watch every single part of it. I love how we all joke around."
(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - Foompin - 06-14-2017
Pranks.
Well let's see what haven't I done to this team. Let's just say I'm a prankster and like to keep the locker room on there toes. The best part is the best prank isn't even on my teammates it is with my teammates. See there is this team called the Otters AKA Beavers and they have been talking some mad smack thinking they are top dog in the league when really they are just some wood chewing rats. So being Outlaws we had to do something while smacking that ass in week 1 down in Orange County.
So the whole defense of the Outlaws all went down to San Diego's zoo and since Jayce Tuck and Isaiah Rashad are the lady's men of the team. The two of them sweet talked the two semi cute zoo keepers into letting us take 2 Beavers back to Orange County. So Step one was complete. Step two was getting into the Otters Locker room which was really easy because the big heffer security guard Yolanda was easily on our side after some powdered donuts and a six pack of Sutter home wine coolers.
Step three was now dressing these beaver/otters/rats into some Outlaws jerseys and placing them into the showers for the first players to come in. As we waited for the first few players to come in not noticing 5 200-300 lbs defensive players stuffed into 3 stalls, is probly why their QB can't find their WR in and open field. But the scream of a man as if he was a 6 year old school girl and jumping up and down running out of the locker room was priceless. Best part was it was Mike Boss Mr. Too Cool for School I mean I guess you have to be a lil feminine to be a QB.
All in all not only did we get the win in week one but we got a good team laugh at the beavers expence and some team bonding. As for Yolanda, I did see her comforting Mike Boss in his locker as he laid in the fetal position shaking.
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(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks - Durden - 06-14-2017
It's difficult to figure out who's going to get pranked, especially when everyone is a rookie. There's no veteran leadership in the room that you know are going to be the pranksters.
So, Jack Durden took it upon himself to start the pranking. Durden decided to do simple pranks around the locker room, and not claim them, I guess until now.
Durden played it safe, and did simple things.
Durden shook up sodas that people were going to drink, put whoopie cushions at people's spots, and threw player's clothes in the shower.
Most of them sucked, and most of them didn't work. People saw the whoopie cushions, and people were already undressed and ready to go to the showers when they got sprayed with soda.
I guess I've never been the best at pranks.
The best one though, was when I made coach think his wife got in a car accident. You should've seen how quickly he dropped his clipboard and made someone else run drills. That boy got in his car so fast, and sped off.
Sucks to hear that he got a speeding ticket and because he was so crazy he got another ticket for aggravated assault.... I guess it was funny at the time.