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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - ValorX77 - 12-21-2020
Shortly after practice, and after arriving home, Videl noticed a mysterious package on the front porch. However, there is a stunning discovery, the package was sent to the wrong address! However, since nobody was there, Videl decided to take the package inside to see what it contained, hopefully nothing suspicious. Videl is obviously nervous on what the package contained, but she took a deep breath, and ripped open the package slowly. What turned out to be inside was something Videl did not expect, first, was an PlayStation 5, and it was a legit console! "That’s unfortunate that someone’s holiday gift ended up at my place." Videl said with a sigh, but there was another item or should I say items in this package. First she noticed some cans of beer from Britain, and some bottles of Diet Mountain Dew, and then probably the creepiest find in the package, a doll that was shaped like a character from Among Us, with the words "Tonzy Sus" written on the chest! Videl then realized that this was a gift from head office to everyone on the team, so she called everyone over to her place and distributed the gifts from the package to everyone, however, there was one gift left in the package, and it was an upgrade to some of the unusual equipment Videl wears on the field!
RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Bayley - 12-21-2020
SHL PT - Panda
RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - ZootTX - 12-21-2020
One day, while he was chilling at his house up in Yellowknife, dreaming of home and wondering what to eat for dinner, Zee’s door bell rang, accompanied by the faint sound of a back-up beeper. At Zee’s door was a delivery man, who informed Zee that he had a delivery. Zee could see past him where a couple of helpers were unloading a rather large pallet from the delivery truck. Attached to the pallet was a festive Christmas bow and a note which simply said “From Kyle.” Zee was kind of scared at this point because who knows what kind of shenanigans were going on here. Now anyone who knows Zee, knows that he loves to eat, and that one of his favorite foods is barbeque, specifically beef. Zee had been griping quite a lot that there was no place up in Yellowknife that served good Texas style BBQ. After the delivery guys finished unloading the pallet, Zee cautiously opened the packaging and found that it was a huge smoker! After checking for any sort of booby traps or other assorted practical jokes, Zee rolled his new toy to the back porch. Unfortunately, it was already dinner time, so Zee had to wait until the next day for his BBQ fix, but it was glorious and certainly worth the wait.
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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - ztarwarz - 12-21-2020
Darren Pama took one look at the package and almost instantly knew what it was. After all, when it says "Return to Sender" in big letters then you know exactly what is inside. Pama looked at the package, yes, that was what he sent. Sent to the house of...Tayshawn Crunk. The note attached read "We solved our problem, now you solve yours." Pama checked, it was what he had sent to the defensive players on his team two months ago: A short instruction manual on how to stop long third down conversions. Step one: Tackle them in front of the yellow line. The team had been much better about that during this 3 game win streak. But what was the now you solve yours part about, exactly? Pama opened up the package and then grimaced. There was the instruction book, along with another book...how to complete third down conversions. He opened up the pamphlet, which read "Do not get tackled in front of the yellow line". Pama rolled his eyes, but turnabout was certainly fair play, and he made sure to forward the new pamphlet to Thorbjornsson, Raimon, Passmann, and Cue. Hopefully they could do a better job at converting third downs in the future.
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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Slothman07 - 12-21-2020
The Gift of the Bondi 
By Dorothy Zbornak
I stood in my kitchen stirring cocoa with cheer,
when Hark! What could be that commotion I hear?
I ran to the door and I peeped out the hole,
but only saw a snowman with one eye made of coal.
The other was covered with an eyepatch of leather,
and the clothing he wore didn’t fit with the weather.
Normally snowmen have top hats or a carrot,
but this one had a peg leg, a goatee, and a parrot!
If I had to guess, I’d say what we had here
was, believe it or not, a snow-buccaneer.
Had a prankster come all the way from the DSFL
just to leave me an ice pirate? WTH?
And Bondi Beach too, is pretty far away.
Didn’t they have anything better to do today?
As I turned around to go back inside,
A neatly wrapped package of bright green I spied.
I brought in the present and shook it and listened
but I heard not a thing, though the paper, it glistened.
I smiled and I tittered as I unwrapped the box
and I drooled a little, but that was just the botox.
Inside was a card they had sent on a whim:
“Merry Christmas to All, and to All a New Sim.”
RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - ThunderTitan82 - 12-21-2020
Sitting at my house last night, watching a movie with the family when I hear a knock at my door. Who the hell could possibly be at my door at 9pm on a Sunday evening. I walk over to the door, open it, and there is nobody there. What the hell. I look down and oh! A package! Examining the box it says do not pick up or shake. Wrapped in standard silver and red striped Christmas wrapping paper with a neat hand tied bow on top. The wrapping is pristine, no creases or wrinkles. What a strange package to get on your doorstep this late at night. The mail doesn’t come this late so it must have been driven in and dropped off by the sender. The nametag says from: Wasrabi Gleel @Crodyman. Huh wonder what he would sent me. I slowly open the box so I’m following the weird do not move the box instructions and not disturbing whatever surprise is inside. That crazy S.O.B! Inside this box on my front porch is a single, still cold, glass of Chocolate Milk. Straight from the Grey Ducks chocolate milk factory. The mad lad. Only one person I know who would drive to Chicago with a glass of chocolate milk, wrap it in a box and leave it on a teammates doorstep. Well I can’t let it go to waste so I drink it up, every last drop. Delicious as always. Haven’t had this good stuff since Before I was called up. Time to return the favor. Minnesota here I come. Gleel won’t know what hit him.
RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - SlurmsMckenzie - 12-21-2020
Christmas time is finally here, and Christmas day approaches quickly! The season of giving and receiving, and even though Slurms McKenzie may not be an Earth native, that does not mean he did not take to the traditions like a worm to some Slurm™! As far as X-mas’s go this one is better than the X-mas of Slurms’ distant future, where a robotic Santa considers everyone naughty. McKenzie quite enjoys the X-Mas’s of the 21st century due to the large number of parties absent from the 31st century yuletide season. In fact, gifts of any sort are a rarity in the future, where families usually spend the time leading up to Christmas Eve preparing for Santa to come barging into their homes with his jolly-seeking missiles. So when McKenzie found a package on his doorstep he was at first cautious, but then delighted to find that his Copperhead teammates had gifted him a large antique disco ball. Slurms had this to say about it, “The guys just know me so whimmy wham wham well I can’t thank them enough. But in an attempt I plan on throwing the biggest X-Mas bash this league as ever seen!” Hopefully the only appearance of Santa we have at this party is the original and not a killer robot from Neptune!
RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Leafs4ever - 12-21-2020
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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Crodyman - 12-21-2020
There is a knock on the door. When I open it I see a delivery man with a form to sign.
“Do to the contents of this package, I’ll need you to sign off on it, sir.” He says formally. I do so, now curious about what could be inside this small mysterious package, and moreover, who it’s from.
I take the box inside and place it on the kitchen counter. No return address. Strange. I pull the packing tape off the top and open it up to find another box inside--a sleek black box with gold lettering--ROLEX.
“No way. . . “ I mutter to myself smiling, having an inkling now as to who sent this mysterious package. I lift the top of the elegant black box and see a brilliant golden watch with small diamond accents. It certainly is frosty as hell. There is a note and I pick it up to read it.
“To the other half of the Gruesome Twosome, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. See you next year, bruuther!
Signed,
Damian Blackfyre” @ThunderTitan82
I slip the extravagant gift over my wrist and admire it for a moment while I think about how talented Damian Blackfyre is to not only be an incredible athlete and football player, but a well accomplished artist whose work is always in demand, and has netted him millions of dollars.
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RE: (S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley! - Faelax - 12-21-2020
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