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(S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - nickyvmlp - 05-23-2019 "Mmmmm, I'm running the team now. Someone had made a very big mistake. Ok, let's run through my plans for today. Item #1: move the Sabercats to San Diego, those guys are dying for some good football and we'll make bank over there. Item #2: change the Sabercats name, I always thought Sabercats sounded kinda generic, like a bad guy team in an Air Bud movie. Possible new names to match the new San Diego aesthetic: The Surfer Dudes, The Pandas, The Anchormen (could go either newscaster or something involving boats), The Segways, and The Chargers. Item #3: Tell the coach to run more two TE formations. How the hell are we gonna make the Large Lads the most feared tight end tandem in the league if me and Cam aren't on the field at the same time more often? Item #4: Build an indoor training facility, so we don't have to sweat our collective balls off every day of the week. Besides that, I think I'll leave things mostly the same. We're the defending Ultimus Champ, and we've got the best record in the league. Don't think we need to change too much. 207 words . (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - Mooty99 - 05-23-2019 Word count 216 My GM has called in sick an left ME in change?! He must have been really sick to think of putting the newest member of the team, an undrafted rookie to run the team for the day. Well power would go straight to my head, my first action would be to cement my position as GM and fire the old one while he is on his sick bed, hahaha now the power and the role are mine forever! Next act would be to move the team, it is about time London had a franchise (and as I live nearby it will make the commute far easier). While we are moving the franchise to London let's also change the name to the Beefeaters, or the Royal or the Sillynanies something better suited to the new location. My last act would be to change the kit colour as well, again something more suited to the new surroundings, maybe some red coats, with white trim and a little gold for effect, I might even suggest bear skin helmets. It is as my orders and changes get more and more wild that I am sure ownership wouldl step in, remove me from power and and restore order, well it was nice while it lasted I cackle from my padded cell…. (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - PaytonM34 - 05-23-2019 What would Brave Ulysses do if his boss called in sick? Brave Ulysses would obviously also call in sick. First on his list he would call up his buddy slm who incidentally is actually sick, and they would take slm's fathers car from the garage. Next they would go break Cash Girl out of school by telling the principle that her grandmother died but obviously she didnt die. Next, they take the car to downtown Chicago to explore the city. While in Chicago, the group explores areas of interest such as the Art Institute, where slm has an intense experience with one of the paintings. They also go to a cubs game at Wrigley Field, and the Sears Tower. Throughout the entire day, there are close encounters with people who would be furious to see the gang out exploring the city while they should obviously be at work or school. By the end of the day, slm realizes how many miles are put on his fathers car and gets outraged. As the day comes to a close, Ulysses has to beat his parents home so that they never knew he was gone in the first place. Great day, 10/10, would definitely recommend. 203 words (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - Bwestfield - 05-23-2019 If I was given absolute power of the Yeti I think they would be in trouble. The Yeti have a lot of stigma surrounding them. They are the only remaining non-expansion team to not win an ultimus. My goal would be to sell off the entire team. A fire sale. The only person left would be me and we would build from the ground up. I would even trade the current GMs just so they couldn’t undo the mess I would make. I would then make all future co-gms fight in some sort of caged arena in order to hold the the “stink stick”. This “stink stick” would be the co-gms source of power. Once the “stink stick” was passed onto another they would become the co-gm. So the following draft I would have accumulated several 2nd and 3rd round picks. It would be most excellent. I would also push the budget of the team to the very brink of disaster in order to give the players as much as possible. I may even hand out lower contracts with bonuses given at the end of every year just so we were at 0 when the season ended but have that money just in case i was fined for something dumb. (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - AW13 - 05-23-2019 PBE PT (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - infinitempg - 05-23-2019 ........I am the GM of the Yeti? Well I guess let's say that everyone in the league got amnesia and completely forgot I was GM of the Yeti and had a dumb plan or something, and I could be free to change it to whatever I wanted. First things first I would move the team to New Jersey and rebrand them to the Central Jersey Unicorns, because we exist damn it and this is one way to solidify that. After moving the team, I would offer a supermax contract to Gimmy Jaroppolo, as I'm certain he's going to be the next GOAT quarterback of this league and a suitable replacement for that dumb Micycle guy. With the quarterback position settled, I would then draft another 3 linebackers in the S16 draft, because a team with 7 linebackers is a team built to win the Ultimus. The next thing I'd do is make Dwayne Aaron my co-GM, because I remember how much he enjoyed being a GM in this league, and I'm sure he'd love to do it again. Lastly, I would force the GM auto pick Wolfie McDummy to position switch to a kicker, because you can't have a good team without a good kicker. (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - karl - 05-23-2019 shl s47 pt5 claim (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - Rise of Smitty - 05-23-2019 PBE PT (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - ErMurazor - 05-23-2019 SHL (S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power - Jiggly_333 - 05-23-2019 SHL PT |