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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - woelkers - 10-04-2021

I would be lying if I claimed that Cedric Wilkins II had a squeaky-clean record; his time at the University of Alabama was, in actuality, spotted with disciplinary issues from day one. Although nothing from his past every rose to a level requiring suspension from the Crimson Tide, nor does he have anything resembling a public record, Cedric Wilkins II was known across most circles in Tuscaloosa as a party animal, and missed many team curfews in his time on campus. It is, in fact, rumored that Cedric Wilkins II never reported for curfew in a timely manner for games in Tuscaloosa, and his record is similarly spotty for games against Auburn and in his home state of Louisiana. Some have suggested that Cedric Wilkins II lacks self-control around alcohol, drugs, and women, and there are whispers these habits have continued to present a problem during his time with London; Cedric Wilkins II, however, has not spoken to any of these character concerns, nor has any of the Royals’ staff mentioned issues with his commitment to the team. The fact of the matter is that Cedric Wilkins II, at the end of the day, is dedicated to this game, and as wild as he has been known to be, he would never cross a line that could even remotely jeopardize his football career.


RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - Tacoshoppe - 10-04-2021

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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - LordEscanor - 10-04-2021

I look blankly at the reporter, clearly dumbfounded, as she tells me with a sly look, almost like she’s proud of herself, that she has dirt on me. I continue to stare at the lady for several more seconds, making several faces to show my clear confusion. I then begin inspecting my body and clothes.

“Ummm… what are you doing?” The reporter asks me, now taking her turn to be the confused one.

I look up and smile at her. “You said there was dirt on me. I’m just trying to get it off. Embarrassingly, these are the same clothes I wore yesterday. I was hoping nobody noticed, haha.” I tell her, with another smile. I look back down at my clothes and continue wiping them off with my hands. I can hear her colleagues stifling back laughs.

“Mr. Sama, I don’t think you understand what I mean. I’m saying that I have dirt on you. I know a big secret of yours and am offering you a chance to put it on the record on your own accords rather than me being a sly snake and put it out there on my own.” she says.

At this point, I’m fully aware she’s bluffing and I’m completely ready to bluff back.

“Well since we’re talking about secrets, why don’t you put on the record what you offered for this interview?” I say blankly. I look up and her face is completely red.

“No? Didn’t think so. I think we’re done here.” I get up and exit the building, annoyed with what happened.


RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - PMoney - 10-04-2021

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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - BOOM™ - 10-04-2021

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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - Menace0528 - 10-04-2021

Alright so, this is where my namesake really comes into play. The irl Marlon Brando (i know, heresy i talk about the out-of-sim world) was apparently an awful person and made people’s lives a living hell, so if someone said they had dirt on me, that would probably be it. However, there’s no real excitement in just using those sorts of examples, so I figure Ill go with a more fantastical idea. Back in ye olden days, for my first ever ISFL media, I wrote about Mag (former London GM) secretly replacing all the players with trees. In the spirit of this, perhaps the dirt they have on Marlon Brando is this exact case. Perhaps Marlon Brando is secretly replacing all Berlin players with trees. It was a genius plan too, nobody would have noticed until it was too late and there’s already trees everywhere. Unfortunately, apparently this journalist has discovered my secret tree plot, and therefore my plan is foiled. However, I do not expect to be arrested or fined, as really there’s nothing technically illegal with replacing every player on your team with trees. However, it is morally reprehensible, so i would like to apologize to everyone I may have hurt by doing such a thing.


RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - unconfident - 10-05-2021

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RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - Goat_Whisperer - 10-05-2021

I would deny and deny. If the ''dirt'' would be something actually damaging or interesting they would just publish it without asking for comments from me. The fact that the reporter is sitting there with a smirk on their face lets me know that they don't have anything. Unless the reporter is some kind of ''inside friend'' who is warning me about what is going on.

What the dirt could be? It could be anything. The first thing that comes to mind is comments on some kind of social media platform, posted something like 12 years ago. I could not care less what they do with the comments I posted when I was a young man. We all make mistakes and say silly things when we are young.

Another option for the dirt could be some kind of relationship-related drama. For example, my ex-girlfriend is spreading rumors that make me look bad. That could be a tough situation, but I would deny any rumors and keep moving on. All I have to do is wait and something else will come up in the news that will bury my ''dirt''.

The last option I have in mind is some kind of performance-enhancing substance case. Someone saw needless in my pockets or they saw needless in a room that I just left. I would deny everything and even ask for a test of some kind that would prove I'm innocent. Another tough situation to be in, but I would not have any trouble in clearing my name as I have never taken anything. Don't believe me? I'll take a test right now.


RE: (S31) PT 4 - Dirt - kentakira - 10-05-2021

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