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(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - speculadora - 07-28-2018
There are many people calling Jaylon Broxton a snake these days, and as such he has become his own favorite pet. Although he knows he is not a pet, the constant attempts of the New Orleans Second Line players to break him and turn him into one have forced him to strengthen his sense of self-esteem. They will routinely wake him up at odd hours of the night, pretending to want to talk, only to lure him into a trap in which they all call him a snake and say other mean things and make fun of how the stupid annoying and bad sim forced his team into a loss against the Sabercats. It's like a girl says she'll make out with you but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon. I don't know how they did it. They filled the balloon with pee. A funnel? I don't know! Is that clear enough for you!
(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - CDub2 - 07-28-2018
Cameron Taylor had a dog growing up, a couple cats when he was young and a boatload of fish that would repeatedly die and be replaced by the next colourful guppy. That being said, the best pet Cameron owned could probably not even be classified as a pet. Cameron had a Venus Fly Trap for a while growing up. Aside from the lack of movement, it was the perfect pet. You didn't have to take it for walks, it didn't bark, bite, or scratch and when it caught prey, it was one of the most invigorating kills in nature. Watching an immobile plant trap, crush, and digest it's prey is something special. It's name was Dip, named after the species name Diptera (flies) which were his favourite snack. Once in a while Cameron would kill a fly just to let Dip eat, but often Dip could catch his own food. A no mess pet that kept the house bug free. Pretty perfect to be honest.
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(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - YoungTB - 07-29-2018
Marquise Brown had a dog, but it died. It's name was dog. It was a pretty stupid dog, but it was pretty fast. Legend has it that Marquise ran away from his fiend father with dog. It was from there that dog turned into humanoid form and gave Marquise Brown a piece of his fur. Brown consumed this sample of fur and he turned into the speed demon we all know and love. dog had one purpose in life, and that was to pass on his gift of speed to a willing candidate. dog had scouted Marquise from the beginning and decided that he would be the best successor for the power of speed that dog had, that was also inherited to him. Think of it as a trait that was past on from generation to generation, and had recently made way to the one and only Touch Down Brown Marquise Brown. Overall, no one is going to see this, but I'm gay
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(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - cosbornballboy - 07-29-2018
As a child growing up in Birmingham, Alabama, there were a variety of different animals ShaDarrien LaMelllana grew up in contact with. But none were in his favor moreso than his pet wolf, named Dingo. Sure he had trouble with species names but he was a well-intentioned kid.
His mission? Run as fast as he could until he could finally outrun Dingo and get his portion of dinner before Dingo got it. How else do you think he would've gotten his speed? Sadly, shortly after LaMelllana left to attend South Alabama for college, his mama called him up and told him that Dingo had passed. As a college football player, how do you cope with your inspiration leaving you and this earth? By dominating. And he did. Catching 19 touchdowns, LaMelllana took the Jaguars to the Rose Bowl his freshman year and all for his wolf.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]In Memory of Dingo[/div]
(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - timeconsumer - 07-29-2018
Angus Winchester's favorite pet is donkey named Willy. Angus owns a small ranch up in North California where he mostly focuses on raising sheep for Merino wool. But he also has a few other animals, including his donkey Willy. Some people may not know this but coyotes can be quite a problem for small farms as they prey on the chickens and small mammals, which Angus has plenty of. There are several useful methods you can employ to keep the coyotes at bay, from the rifle to a few big dogs, or you could go with a donkey. It is an odd bit of trivia but donkeys are one of the best animals at fighting off and killing coyotes that sneak onto your farm. But Angus knew this and he bought his donkey Willy just for this purpose, to kill coyotes, and he is damn good at it. Now, Willy did get in an unfortunate accident while fighting off some coyotes where one scratched his eye. His eye got infected and ended up having to be removed. But old one-eyed Willy still is a force to be reckoned with and luckily he has made enough of an impression on the local coyotes that he rarely has to fight them off any more.
(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - DELIRIVM - 07-29-2018
As a young boy in Germany, Felix spent a lot of his days outside. He'd often bring home the neighbors dog or play with his friend Francizka's cat. But he didn't have a pet of his own until he was 11 years old. He was given a small fish tank and was tasked with keeping them alive for one year and if he was able to do so he would be allowed to pick a pet of his own. After one year of the fish being well fed, the tank being cleaned nearly daily, and a very excited Felix, he was allowed to bring a pet into the home. He chose his now current dog, Hamlin. Hamlin is a rotund but adorable bulldog that goes everywhere with Felix. He now resides in the rental apartment Hasselhoff shares with fellow Portland Pythons rookie D'Pez Poopsie. When last asked about Hamlin, Felix took a light hearted jab at his roommate and fellow rookie. "When I play catch with Ham, he is really good at it. I think he's only dropped the ball once when we've played catch. Maybe I should get him to give D'Pez a few tips."
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(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - Beaver - 07-29-2018
(07-27-2018, 05:02 PM)Bzerkap Wrote:Mat Akselsen owned the greatest pet of all time, a Great Dane. Dude was lazy as fuck but damn was he a good companion.Did you name him Hamlet?
As with most dogs he likes to run around and play in the mud and water. Big cleanup especially with a huge dog like that. Imagine hosing off that mammoth of a creature.
Anyway, as the greatest dog in all the land he would lounge on the couch, sleep with droopy eyes and eat. In fact, he was quite the useless dog. Other than love he never gave anything back to the family.
(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - Beaver - 07-29-2018
Without a doubt Blackford Oakes' favorite pet was the giant beaver named Frank that he used to ride in the giant beaver races and he was really quite fast so they won a lot of races together but really what made him so great was that he was just a loyal, loving, dependable pet that kept young Blackford company honestly it's really quite a contrast to his least favorite pet whose name is Connor Tanner and who was once hell bent on sabotaging the career of Blackford Oakes after Oakes refused to retire when Tanner destroyed the Las Vegas Legion dooming the franchise to decades and decades of irrelevancy with all the irreparable harm he caused but since then the two have done great battle and at long last Oakes has been able to subdue Tanner and domesticate him so that he is now Oakes' pet but is good because it means he isn't trying to actively ruin Oakes but bad because he's a big time shit head unlike Frank who would never do such terrible things.
(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - Phobospwns - 07-29-2018
Lov Rax has a lovely little pup right now that he got back in November. Now, Rax has had a few dogs in the past, and they were all great, but never has he favored a pooch like his current one, Razza. A half blue heeler and half beagle, it is a bit of an unorthodox mix, but one that works incredibly well. Having had one of each of the aforementioned breeds in the past, Lo figured to get the best of both worlds with this pup, and he has.
At 35 lb she's the perfect weight, she has a very sweet demeanor and is curious and playful, like any good pup is. She loves chewing on Bones, squeaking toys, and running behind Rax when he's running or biking on a trail out in the woods. If fate sees fit, but you will enjoy many years of fun and happiness together.
(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets - Toasty - 07-29-2018
Mason Brown's favorite animal of his childhood was a 3 year old German Shepard named Thor. That dig taught Mason love and responsibility. They would go out and run until Mason or the dog got tired of running. 98.89% of the time mason got tired first. They would play all sorts of games such as catch, tug of war, and even football. The dog taught Mason to use his weight when going to tackle something because it hurt more and they could rarely brake the tackle. The dog was suck a beautiful species. He would sleep at the foot of Mason's bed every night great mason every day after school. But one in the early fall one of masons brothers friends came over and Thor got put and the kid took off running. This jump up and bit the kid in his add and broke through the skin. The next day the dog was not there to greet mason after school but was his mother. The police had taken Thor to put him down now all mason gots left of Thor is his collar. Which he has hanging in his room waiting for the next dog like Thor. (200 words)