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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Oles - 10-01-2017

On an episode of Wives and Girlfriends of the NSFL, we visit the Oles household where the Oles residence is hosting an awards viewing party for the S2 NSFL awards. Jefferson, North, and others will all be there and it’s likely that we run out of onion bagels when the Hendrix couple arrives. A little known fact about Tyler Oles is that he practices polygamy, which basically means multiple partners. This took a little while for the young CB to figure out, and it was certainly an awkward point of conversation when family and friends found out, as Oles is a quiet individual who likes to keep the line between private life and public life clear and defined. We follow Oles and his 2 wives, Lily and Ashley, as they plan the party and buy as much food as the 2 vehicles they brought can hold. Eventually, after 4 carts of food and other refreshments, we go back to the Oles house. After preparing enough food to feed a family for a month, All the guests arrive and we watch as Lincoln Jefferson pulls in best DB, Oles pulls in DROY, and Harris pulls in best punter. DiMirio goes off and mumbles into the corner about 3 yards, and we have to give him some alcohol to make the pain go away, but something tells me losing best TE is going to haunt him for a while.

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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Bwestfield - 10-01-2017

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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - kcheng686 - 10-01-2017

Its the new hot show, the Real life wives of the NSFL. On the first episode, the 4 wives invited were Mrs. Reigns of the Orange County Otters, Mrs Bercovici of the Las Vegas Legion, Mrs Erikson of the Colorado Yeti, and Mrs. Bottles of the San Jose Sabercats.

The episode starts out with the wives in the same living room watching the NSFL week 8 games. As they watched the Sabercats SPANK the Legion, Mrs Bottles laughed at the performance of Bercovici, and Mrs Bercovici took exception, calling Mrs Bottle a "Filthy whore who married a disappointment. " This spun into a 20 minute catfight where rude words and insults were thrown around, and the phrase "Bercovici only married you because you look like disappointment, and thats what Berc loves most." was uttered. Luckily the wives made up before the security crew had to come in and make sure the wives didnt kill each other.

There wasnt anything too problematic during the Yeti game, but during the Otters game, Mrs Reigns told all the other wives that she had forgotten more about marriage than any of them would ever remember. This resulted in such a fuss that security had to forcibly seperate the wives, and the show was cancelled after the director thought about what he had done with his life.


(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - JBLAZE_THE_BOSS - 10-01-2017

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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Jogn - 10-01-2017

While episodes that focus on other team’s WAGs can focus on their glamorous lifestyles and petty feuds, wives and - god forbid - girlfriends of the Yellowknife Wraiths has to frame around the hardships of living in the middle of frigid ass nowhere. With a single mall, most of which is usually for lease, and not much social life to speak of sandwiched between days that can be dark for 16 hours at a stretch, the WAGs of Yellowknife focus more on community, planning, and the occasional bear attack, which gives it a small but dedicated viewership, mostly made up of your uncle Craig who thinks that everyone should know how to saw their own table.

Some viewers have complained that the women of Yellowknife seem basically trapped. After a controversial breakup it could take as much as a week for the next supply flight to reach the Northwest Territory’s capital. While this gives players the chance to plead their case, it does seem like a matter of time before a girlfriend will be trapped into coming back to their ex mid-blizzard. Still, the show provides a valuable lesson for the families that might consider heading to Yellowknife, which gets ever more relevant as the season comes to a close.



(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 10-01-2017

This week on Women of the NSFL, we take a trip to the kitchens of some of the wonderful women behind the men of the Philadelphia Liberty to see what they whip up for a game day meal.

First we'll stop by the Hendrix household where Tori Hendix is tapping into her Louisiana roots and putting together quite a feast. From crawfish to fried catfish, she's got it all covered. It's no surprise Micah Hendrix is one of the biggest guys in the league.

Next we'll visit the Jefferson residence where Martha Jefferson and good friend and fellow Liberty wife Becky North are putting together quite the spread of cheesesteaks. Traditional cheeseteaks, chicken cheesesteaks, vegetarian, even a Hawaiian cheesesteak with ham and pineapple inspired by one of the newest Liberty players Eli Kamaka. Not really sure how that one will taste but the cheesesteak is certainly a versatile dish and a Hallmark of Philadelphia cuisine.

Finally we'll visit Omar Wright's doghouse where his wife Lassie is putting together an old family recipe, Kibbles and Bits with a scoop of wet cat food. Not something I'd ever eat but it keeps Omar's coat looking fresh on game day.

If you like food and football and want to learn a little more about the women that inspire the NSFL's best then this is one episode you won't want to miss.


(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - jparks98 - 10-01-2017

Johnathon has never been one to live the bachelor life. Unlike his teammate Boss Tweed, Saint enjoys his alone time. After the game, he usually just goes home and enjoys some wings with a superhero movie. On an episode of Football Wives, we followed around the wives of Fuego Wozy and Antonio Sandoval around. Maria Wozy and Angela Sandoval were looking for someone to help Johnathon Saint settle down with. They searched high and low for someone that Johnny Saint can call his significant other. Then one day he found someone. There was a woman that was sitting front row at a Colorado Yeti training camp. They bonded over their love for garlic parmesan wings and superhero’s beating up the bad guys. They were like two peas in the same pod. Maria and Angela were his confidant’s throughout the whole episode. They told what to wear for when they went on dates. They gave him suggestions on where he should take her and topics that should be covered when they were on the date. Usually, Saint would end up going against their rules and advice because that’s not the type of women she is. They clicked so much that it’s been confirmed that they will be featured on the next season of Football Wives. Who was this woman that stole Johnathon Saint’s heart? Well, it was Arya Stark herself, Maisie Williams.


(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Zoone16 - 10-01-2017

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In the seventh episode of the hit series “NSFL Wives” the wives of four star players, Iyah Blewitt, Jon Ross, Chris Orosz and Fox North, are brought to Notre-Dame, Indiana for a week of training like a football player with the Fighting Irish of the NCAA. These women will be trading dresses for armor and uniforms, and high heels for cleats. Things seem to go well at first, as they go through basic physicals and fitness tests. During the early warm-ups, they get used to their equipment for the week. What they weren’t expecting was a full contact training session and simulation game (2 15-min halves). To avoid injury, the women are placed at their husband’s actual positions in the NSFL. As Mrs. Ross and Mrs. North get out-muscled and out-positioned play after play, they do manage to catch the ball a couple times each from passes by Mrs. Orosz who seems a lot more comfortable than the other two. That is until her offensive line fails her and she is mercilessly sacked and fumbles the ball. Meanwhile, Mrs. Blewitt is getting a lot of practice on the sidelines at kicking the ball. The first chance she gets at punting it during the game ends in total disaster and she misses the ball during her kicking motion. After the game, the women are brought to the side to comment on their experience. All of them, almost in unison, say they’d rather let their husbands do this and they’ll be happy to just be among the crowd and watch.


(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - jordan327 - 10-01-2017

In this episode of National Simulation Football League player's wives, we'll be following Angus Winchester's wife, Vlad Winchester. In the absence of her husband due to his obligations to football, Vlad has developed an odd hobby that some would call Barbaric and uncivilized. She lives in one of the nine states that it is legal in in the US. Have you figured it out? Her favorite passtime is cooking and eating dogs. The process begins with finding the right dog. Typically, she'll go to a shelter and fight nice, fat dogs that others don't want. Small dogs are typically more tender but have less meat while the bigger dogs have more meat but are more gamey. On lucky days, a nice fat dog will get out of the house, probably owned by an old lady, and the Winchester's will find themselves a free meal. They started off making the dogs by frying them, because who doesn't love fried food. They later moved onto a variety of cooking techniques including boiling, grilling, and scrambling. Angus praises dog meat as one of the best changes to his diet he has ever made and cites it as the reason he has had such a great start to this season.


(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - ItsJustBarry - 10-01-2017

The episode opens with 3 wives relaxing in a kitchen while a private chef prepares their brunch. The first woman is very recognizable. She is none other than Starlane, the wife of star Running back Darlane Farlane. She is loud and boisterous and exactly what you would expect. As her name suggests, she has to be the center of attention at all times. You can already predict what drama she is going to bring to this inaugural season.

The next wife string alongside Starlane, is the quieter and slightly more glamorous wife of Baltimore Hawks' offensive lineman Avon Blocksdale, Ava. She is not nearly as loud as Starlane but when she talks, the rest usually listen. You can tell she isn’t phased by the fame or the cameras following her around all day. Growing up in a wealthy family has more than prepared her for this lavish lifestyle.

The third woman sitting with the rest is the girlfriend of rookie defensive tackle, Ricardo Sandoval. As many are aware, Ricardo is far from a ladies man. Because of this social shortcoming, Ricardo used the majority of his rookie contract to fulfill his lustful desires and acquired a mail order bride. She is by far the youngest of the group and her English is borderline non existent. Both of these are top selling points that finally convinced Ricardo to make this arrangement. While she is expected to provide much content during the season, her exotic look and accent will be enough to keep most men tuning in each week.

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