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(S4) - PT #5 - The Big House - Raven - 11-25-2017 Quote:Written: Must include 200 words. Your player was arrested, what happened? Turk Turkleton was recently arrested for the illegal possession of illegally downloaded anime. It has been reported that Turkleton had downloaded 10 full series and 4 anime movies from an illegal anime downloading website on the internet. Series included Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! and it's prequel Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! 2, Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi no Kyoushitsu e, Saki Achiga-hen: Episode of Side-A Watch Episode Video and the popular movie Kimi No Na Wa. During a random search, Turkletons laptop was checked and the officers on duty were met with a browser which was downloading at that exact moment. When the officers tried to get an explanation from Turk, he preformed a neat little party trick in which he kicked an apple very far away. This momentarily distracting the coppers and Turkleton started running away. After a short search Turkleton was found window shopping in a local anime store. He was brought into the local police office and put in a cell, until his waifu turned up and bailed him out. Rumors has it the bail out amount was somewhere around the number of $42.069 dollars. Turkleton has made a public announcement in which he promises to never illegally download anime again. (S4) - PT #5 - The Big House - JohnWachter - 11-25-2017 Breaking News: Maryland local police officers are reporting the arrest of DSFL Wide Receiver John Wachter. According to witnesses in attendance, a brawl broke out in the middle of Saturday Night's happy hour at the Seahorse Inn and Wachter got involved. The physical altercation was primarily between two men: Joseph Bloomberg and Michael Fidorawitz, but multiple secondary arrests were made. Most notable of those arrests was Wachter. Local officers on the scene say the DSFL rookie got in between the men, pushing one into a nearby crowd that had gathered and tackling another to the ground. They say his initial intention seemed to be to hold Bloomberg on the ground, but when the latter bit him on his hand the situation elevated. Wachter landed at least three heavy shots to Bloomberg's face, causing bruising and a minor laceration. We spoke with him briefly following the incident. "I don't know how many I had, too much obviously. Look, it was a wrong place wrong time kind of deal, I have no history of anything like this and I was just trying to do the right thing. Should I have hit the guy? Obviously not, and yeah I'm a bit disappointed my instincts went there, but lets not act like he was innocent. He started the whole deal, then kept it going once I tried to stop it. He already got what was coming for him, now I get the same treatment. I'll be telling my bosses all about the situation when I get out tomorrow, and I'm hoping I don't lose playing time over it. This is a one time problem." Wachter is expected to be released on bail later this evening. (S4) - PT #5 - The Big House - JuOSu - 11-25-2017 Julian O'Sullivan is not a player that ever gets in trouble. He doesn't even hurt a fly off the field. Him getting arrested would have to be a mistaken identity problem. You would never think that he could be arrested. What happened was that one day after the game, O'Sullivan was taking an Uber home from the stadium. On the way, the Uber driver made a weird turn and the cops pulled him over. Despite many tries to defuse the situation, the cops mistakingly also arrested Julian since they thought he was an accomplice somehow. After hiring a great lawyer, O'Sullivan was able to get the charges dropped. Nonetheless he had to spend a night in jail which was quite a horrific experience for him. It was quite intense being there locked in all night. What a mess! No matter what might happened, the news was soon out and the media decided to run with the story. They painted the picture of a violent football star, arrested by the cops. It completely destroys Julians image of this lovely nice guy that he really is. His reputation will be forever ruined based on a mistake that was not at all his fault. It is sad how that can happen. (S4) - PT #5 - The Big House - jordan327 - 11-25-2017 A rumor was recently released stating that Jordan Yates, running back for the San Jose Sabercats was arrested this weekend. Being arrested is unlike Yates, one of the most upstanding members of the National Simulation Football League. It has left us all guessing as to what happened: did he go on a cocaine fueled rage? Did he steal a car from someone? Did he break into a house? Did he rob a bank? Did he get in a fight and kill a man? Did he have a large amount of unpaid parking tickets? Did he owe the IRS a large amount? Was he behind on his child support for a kid he doesn't have? Did he abuse an animal or a domestic partner? Did he commit incest or polygamy? Was he found to be illegally going back and editing pists to give himself more TPE, soon after creating a multi in order to get rid of his debts? Did he illegally import kinder eggs, which are illegal in the United States? We ended up finding out that he was caught smoking the devil's lettuce. Hopefully, the dirty criminal is barred for life from our Christian league and burns in hell for his sins. (S4) - PT #5 - The Big House - Darnellthebeast - 11-25-2017 In an absolutely shocking turn of events, Darnell Turner was arrested for participating in an illegal gambling ring that led to multiple fingers being chopped off(not his though). We sat down with him to get more details. Interviewer: so why did you decide to participate in an illegal gambling ring? How did it all start? Darnell Turner, cornerback, Baltimore Hawks: I have an addiction. I bet all my money on the patriots to defeat the Kansas City Chiefs on opening night, but lost it all. Since then, after using savings and loans, I've been working my way back up the financial ladder. I found the group from a friend of a friend. Interviewer: how did fingers managed to get chopped off? Darnell Turner: sometimes, people just don't know when to quit. After betting all his money, his ring, and his car, one of our mates had nothing left but himself, so he bet his finger. He was up against a known fan of blood and gore so the bet was taken hastily with a value of 800 dollars. Interviewer: thats pretty cool dude, hope you can post bail. Darnell Turner: yea me too i have to go write a PT i procrastinated on. (S4) - PT #5 - The Big House - RavensFanFromOntario - 11-26-2017 Everybody knows Wolverine's story. The now DSFL phenom was arrested and found guilty of first degree murder just prior to entering his first NCAA season with the University of Pennsylvania when before he took matters into his own hands, killing former coach Jerry Sandusky. This was obviously after news broke of Sandusky's heinous crimes of sexual assault against many former athletes at the university. Justice shot him dead in the streets leaving people either commending his actions or distancing themselves away from a prospects who showed a lot of promise but definitely had the "character issues" tag connected to him. However, we're not here to talk about that arrest, everybody knows that. When Wolverine Justice was 16, his high school football teammates thought it would be funny to hire him a hooker for his birthday. They arranged the meeting under his name and told him to meet up at a Super 8 motel on the highway. Thinking it was a plan to have a get together with alcohol and friends, Justice showed up unsuspectingly and opened the door to a room of 4 police officers. While the officers were at first skeptical of Wolverine's story, as they should have been, they took him down to the station and looked through his phone to exonerate him of the crime. So a brief arrest and plenty of embarrassment for Wolverine was had because his high school friends didn't know how to book a hooker correctly. (S4) - PT #5 - The Big House - sapp2013 - 11-26-2017 ![]() |