(09-09-2017, 11:45 PM)Silver Fox Wrote:“It’s ok Tim.  You’re OROY to me.” Fox consoled Tim Pest, shaking his head at the TV in the bar as Darlane “Butterfingers” Farlane took his award from Commissioner Ballerstorm, nearly dropping it in the process. “I guess volume is all that matters.”  “But..no sacks!  None!”  “I know, Tim, I know.  Barkeep, another couple shots over here please.”

Well, I’ll show you volume this year.  We’ve got Clifford Rove now, and Jameis is going to disappear like a bad dream.  All those inaccurate throws?  Gone.  Now they’re going to me instead of out of bounds.  Spent a lot of time with our new QB, and it’s like night and day.  I barely even have to work for it anymore, I just look back and hold my hands out and there’s the ball.  Clifford Rove: ball in your hands in 5 seconds or less or your money back.  You thought we came out of nowhere last year?  We’re gonna blow your minds this season. 

I’ve spent days in front of the jugs machine, until I can catch in my sleep.  Left handed, right handed, both, from any and every angle.  I’ve been sprinting and working on my form; cut another couple 10ths of a second off my 40 time.  Hell, in practice I almost caught Omar Wright; that’s like catching the wind.  Playbook?  Memorized.  Route running?  More crisp than ever.  Stiffarm?  Check.  Those corners are going to bounce off like they hit a wall.  Get ready NSFL, because Liberty is coming for you.