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(S8) - Weekend PT 4 - Media Day - Mongoose87 - 06-17-2018
I want to start by addressing the rumors that have been floating around regarding my supposed illegitimate children: these are nothing but rumors. One of my first expenditures on receiving my signing bonus was a vasectomy. You can see my agent after we're done here, he'll be glad to show you proof.
Now, I'd like to discuss the season, as it stands, right now. Obviously, we had a slow start, coming out of the gate. I think I had some tough adjustments early on, and the team needed more from their first round pick. We've been working really hard, as individuals and as a team, and we've really turned things around. We've seen our rise in the power rankings, and, more importantly, we've seen the wins piling up. We're all very pleased with the new direction this station is taking, and we're going to work hard to keep moving that way.
Questions?
(S8) - Weekend PT 4 - Media Day - run_CMC - 06-17-2018
Sitting at a 3-7 record, the Arizona Outlaws are not having a stellar year. Similarly negative, kicker/punter Dean Jackson is having his worst kicking year since his rookie season. Ever since Dean Jackson was inexplicably made a team captain, after the abrupt trading of (currently on the Second Line) wide receiver Charlie Law a few seasons ago, he's had to talk to the media a lot and has gotten quite used to it. Here he is discussing the current state of things for himself and his team:
"Obviously we need to improve as a team, but I know we're getting there. The obvious issues are there, and everyone knows them. But people are ignoring the great things we're doing: Reg is having a monster season right now. Viggo and Bal are having outstanding rookie careers. I know 3-7 doesn't look bright, but rest easy Outlaws fans. We're fighting hard through these last 4 games. ... As for my play individually, I know I have to step it up. Not much else to say about that."
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(S8) - Weekend PT 4 - Media Day - pazuzu - 06-17-2018
Settle down, settle down everyone. I know everyone is intrigued to hear from the one and only Zapp Brannigan so let’s get this started.
“How do you feel about the season so far?”
Overall, all of my luchadores, we have been doing pretty good. Mucha Lucha. We are tied for the second-best records in the league with those damn Coyotes, but we can rev it up into tenth gear for the end of the season. I think the primary problem is other teams now that Zapp Brannigan is a forced to be reckoned with on the field and in the Lovenasium. Once we start throwing the ball to me more, the other teams will collapse on themselves like a delicate house of cards.
“Mr. Brannigan, what are you plans once the seasons over?
First, any lady should call me Zapp, Mister is too formal for me. Only my loyal servants like Kif should address me in such a way. The season is still going on, but I have spoken to some teams in the NSFL interested in bringing me and Kif along after this season. However, a man in uniform does not divulge secrets while there are still enemies a foot. My time has come and gone, and I must leave before I spill another can of beans.
It was the New York Giants. End Transmission
(S8) - Weekend PT 4 - Media Day - Bzerkap - 06-18-2018
"I know you media types just want a blurb or controversial statement so you can run with it as the headline and misconstrue my words. Too bad. I won't give it to you. I won't give you the satisfaction. Instead, I'm just gonna give you the same lame answers I always have. Get ready."
"We're just taking it one week at a time, one opponent at a time. It's nice to have the best record in the league, but as we've seen, it's any given simday out there. I'm coming into practice with the same mentality I've had all season. One week at a time, one day at a time, one practice at a time, one play at a time. I think if we stick to our fundamentals and just execute the plan coach gives us we'll be alright. I'm just out here doing my job and trying to execute the game plan, be a leader on the field, and not turn over the ball. If I do those things I think we have a good shot at winning. We're on to Orange County.
(S8) - Weekend PT 4 - Media Day - Daybe - 06-18-2018
Sup my media bros what is good
Reporty boyo: Hey Man U suck that Pennington kid Bette R than u
Me: heh kek lol that guy cucks. Next question
Reporty boy 2: do u have a thing for spooky ghosts in Canada?
Me: no they all sux triple gay especially that dermot guy. he will never pick me off lol. The only good spooky ghost is Akselsen. I hear that Tweed dude is nice lol too. They sucks
Reporty boy 3: who is worst out of all nsfl users?
Me: got to be @Roly what a cuck. Benched me for that dog beater. Smh. Not even a good one, my good friend Brice Boggs got away with it smh. Maybe Boggs can teach him a thing or two.
Reportero 4:
Hey Appkehort how does it feel being worse than SAM PENNER and DUSTIN ATKINS and NASH TELLER, all very hard and contributing members of our league?
Me: gn saksatoon
(S8) - Weekend PT 4 - Media Day - Supersquare04 - 06-18-2018
As the newish yeti co gm I think I quite like how the team has done so far, we are currently sitting right in the run for the playoffs and have beaten several good teams to earn our spot here. The team is as active as ever and as hyped up as ever. The locker room is full of excitement after every single win. I love the culture the meme maestro and especially sapp have been building the last couple seasons and despite many memes I think they are truly building a heavyweight contender that will crush the league after teams like Baltimore, orange county otters, and yellow knife wraiths fizzle out. I especially look forward to battles with the new Orleans second line who have a stupid name. Well for now that's really all I got to say folks, oh what's that? They need 150 words? What the hell man tell dermot he sucks big...*camera cuts out as bovo begins to terrorize the city with doggos*