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(S9) - Weekend PT 2 - Job Posting - Bzerkap - 07-22-2018

I think it's pretty obvious what Mat Akselsen will do when the league folds tomorrow. It's exactly the same thing he's gonna do when he retires, work at the Yellowknife Seniors' Society as their newest instructor.

Akselsen is going to be the next instructor to bring something exciting to the people of Yellowknife! He's only up on the latest and greatest in fitness technology and trends. He's gonna soak those old timers in their own sweat with his patented Akselsen Hot Yoga course!

Akselsen first heard of hot yoga about five minutes ago when someone told him that the league could potentially fold. Now, he's all about it. Within those five minutes he's already downloaded a webinar and a few instructional videos on the practice. It seems to give you a good sweat and keeps the mojo flowing within your chakras. Clearly it's going to be a success. Akselsen is going to call the director of the Seniors' Society to set up his first course and teach his first students. They will find the true meaning of humanity and how that one bead of sweat travels down the crack of your ass.

(S9) - Weekend PT 2 - Job Posting - Mongoose87 - 07-22-2018

I’ll never forget that fateful day. The commissioner had a press release. Three teams had folded. The remaining five weren’t enough to keep the league afloat. The NSFL was officially disbanded.

That day changed my life.

Before that day, I was only a hunter in cleats, on the field. I was only a warrior in pads, between the snap and the whistle.

Now, I am a hunter always. My band silently stalks the city streets, communicating without words, slowly surrounding our prey. We are always warriors now. We are men with a cause.

As we close in, the poor fool realizes he is trapped. One of my comrades lets fly a set of spinning bolas, and the quarry is taken to the ground. He flails and tries to crawl away, but soon, I am on him.
I pin him to the ground as the brand, glowing red and white with heat, is brought forth. I hold the prey’s arm in place and the smell of searing flesh fills the air as he screams.
Another one marked.

Tomorrow will be yet another.

It will not stop – until I can play football again.

(S9) - Weekend PT 2 - Job Posting - caltroit_red_flames - 07-22-2018

If the NSFL disbanded and Chad could no longer play football as his job he would take the money he has earned during his time in the DSFL and NSFL and pay to go to veterinary school. For his entire life Chad has loved animals and goes for a run every morning with a dog from the local animal shelter (as part of his training routine). After finishing veterinary school he would open a veterinary clinic in Syracuse where his parents, Mad and Dad, live and work their while living in a house near his parents. Most likely he would also help coach the local high school football team. Being a veterinarian would be his full time job, but it'd be impossible to step away from football entirely so being a coach would help fill the void that the folding of the NSFL would create. He would most likely want to be the defensive coordinator since he has played on the defensive side of the ball for his entire career.

(S9) - Weekend PT 2 - Job Posting - run_CMC - 07-23-2018

If the National Simulation Football League, NFL, CFL, etc all closed down for good, Dean Jackson would be very disappointed and upset, but he wouldn’t be at all concerned with other career prospects. With 2 masters degrees from Rice University, he’s feeling fine. As a highly accomplished violinist, Jackson has already auditioned for the Houston Symphony Orchestra in the past and was offered a job as a second violinist in the orchestra (though he denied it at the time and opted for the DSFL instead). Having kept up with his judicial studies throughout his football career, Jackson is confident he could again find a job as a performer. Furthermore, his masters degree in Economics makes him well prepared for a variety of “standard” office jobs, whether it be working at a corporate consulting firm or managing private investments. All in all, Dean Jackson is pretty prepared for life after football, even if life after football suddenly became tomorrow.

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(S9) - Weekend PT 2 - Job Posting - Aenir - 07-23-2018

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