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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - contacts - 09-15-2019
Jammerson Irving has had enough of the Arizona Outlaws. Even though the Outlaws won the Ultimus Championship Trophy and he paced the team in receptions, he feels his talent has not been properly appreciated and quite frankly is sick and tired in being over looked as the best god damned player in the whole of the National Simulation Football League.
Of course, Jammerson is under contract so he can't just be free like he god damn should be able to, I mean come on this guy has one life why the heck should he have to take other people's life into consideration? So, step one is easy for the Jamaican Native, he is gonna smoke pot until he gets suspended. Because weed is an awful stain on society, and users should be terribly prosecuted like the human garbage they are. Jack off on and rape a women? They will have to think about that, but holy crap don't even touch a joint.
And really, that's it. Jammerson will just smoke weed until they trade him. He has earned 6 million in his career so far, so he has enough to survive. His home country adores him and sponsorship money continues to pour in. He doesn't need the NSFL, the NFSL needs him. So if Arizona wants any return on their fifth round pick investment, they better trade Jammerson. Because he isn't gonna put down this blunt until the successfully smokes his way off this team.
Just kidding Arizona Outlaws for life, we are gonna get it agian this year sorry y'all too slow, too old, too weak.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - PigSnout - 09-15-2019
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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - Fordhammer - 09-15-2019
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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - Rradum - 09-15-2019
Who wants to live in San Jose anyway am I right? They don't have nearly enough barbecue and I can't deal with it. I'm going to force my way back on the the Kansas City Coyotes. You thought I was a having a good year? That's not even close to my full potential. I can definitely reach 2000 yards receiving and get more pancakes than an IHOP. Kansas City people wore all the best clothes and listened to all the best music. Also, why am I being forced to catch balls from Christ? Sounds like an awful Youth Pastor idea for summer camp. I can't stand the GMs either. The new co-GM they just hired is trash and doesn't even have a Roblox account. What a saltine am I right? I'm getting out of this trash city and I'll slap J. Christ himself to get out of here. That's something I'll be able to put on my resume for sure. Slapped Christ to leave San Jose. I'm going back to Kansas City whether my "fans" want me to or not. "But it's not fair that a professional of your caliber is going to play in the minor league!" You want to see my true potential? That's where it's going to happen. Oh yeah, I'm also a flat earther now.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - Tomasnz - 09-16-2019
Peter is a professional. He would never stage such a biza set of stunts to get his own way in a contract negotiation or trade. However, hypothetically if he were to construct a situation where he was to do so, his target would be ownership.
Now this might not sound diva enough, but we'll get to that.
Here's the idea, owners are the only parties more fickle than the football god's, get them offside and I should be able to get myself traded or cut without too much loss of public support. Cause there is only one thing fans don't like more than a petulant player, and that's a petulant owner.
So now me in Austin, how would I leverage the owner to turf me? Going to be hard cause as a vet of the marshals I have a decent Texas fan base who they are not going to want to annoy too much.
....hmmmm. I think I can see how to do this. We're just going to demand a bigger contract. Plus a whole bunch of riders to boot. But we're going to set the contract price I accept by a fan online vote... Which is going to be manipulated in a couple of ways. Firstly all the contract bandings especially the lowest are going to be slightly higher than one would normally set. This will increase the average higher anyway. Then ofcourse I am just going to ring up some of my russian hockey mates and get them to hook me up with some fake Facebook accounts to move the voting upwards. That should give me a fan set contract price to negotiate in public with. Owners hate public negotiations.
My other trump card, is I'm a hockey goalie who is more successful in hockey than as a TE, but still good enough as a tight end to get a job .. this leaves me the options of threatening nuclear, and retiring from football to focus on my hockey career.
Not sure if the above is enough to get me traded. But I suspect more than enough to get me cut and then able to sign elsewhere.