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(S1) - PT #5 - Fandom - theFlock - 07-08-2017

There is a tradition that started in on opening day that has carried on after the success of the team at home. The Arizona Outlaws mascot, Ozzie the Outlaw, dressed like your typical bandito, travels to various sections throughout the game and assaults fans with his .44 Magnum Water Cannon. Armed with a water tank under his vest, he can easily blast 30-40 fans in mere seconds. The joke started as a way to cool fans off during the 100 degree weather, but it has taken a lighter turn and fans bring goggles and snorkels in hopes of getting blasted.

As the season progressed, Ozzie would do so much as to hide in the concourse areas, and on the field out of view popping up on unsuspecting fans and team personnel. "Fill your hands, you dirty son-of-a-gun!" Ozzie would shout as he stuck up his victims. If the fan threw their hands up fast enough, or held out what they were holding, Ozzie would lower his weapon and a laugh would be shared. If you were to slow, or tried to run, you would face the wrath of the High Powered Water Revolve.

One of the greatest moments came when Arizona players were arriving for the final game of the season. As the players began to arrive, Ozzie was sure to hold them up and demand their carry-on. Ryan Flock was the lucky recipient that day. As he stepped out of his brand new luxury sports car and onto the walkway, Ozzie began lurking. As Ryan entered the facility, Ozzie pounced. "Alright Ryan, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Hand it over!" The menacing Safety replied with "Not today Ozzie. They warned me about your kind 'round these parts. DRAW!" Flock then upholstered his own water gun and shot Ozzie right between the eyes, becoming the first to ever take the gringo down.

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(S1) - PT #5 - Fandom - TheRealBK - 07-08-2017

Yellowknife may have one of the most obscure fan base of all of the National Simulation Football League, and it's for quite a simple reason.

Right next door to quite literally the North Pole, Yellowknife is inhabited by 89% legitimate snow Yeti. They are very used to the cold, and are admired by various moving objects, hence why a franchise was even made in the first place for the town. What makes things even more interesting is that the Snow Yeti cheer for both the home team and the visitor - they literally don't stop yelling. This could be because there are restraints on their necks, and they will be electrocuted if they do not yell, holler and scream, but I'd like to think that it's because they actually like the Yellowknife football team.

What's an added bonus for the Snow Yeti is the free Tiger's meat they acquire when coming to a game. They get three complete servings of Tiger Meat during the game, and it is safely said that it becomes a blood zone during consumption hour.

Sure makes the opponents scared when they see giant nine-feet-tall, hairy as all hell men yelling whatever it is at them. Scary stuff.


(S1) - PT #5 - Fandom - Valtookan - 07-08-2017

LET'S GO OUTLAWS! LET'S GO OUTLAWS! ARI

That's one the I especially love, but our fanbase is know for it's impressive creativity. During the beginning for the Season 1 regular season, the Arizona Outlaws were looked down upon. We were seen as the team that wouldn't amount to anything. We were frequently called on to be the last place team in our Conference; well, we all know how that turned out.

Anyways, one of the delightfully creative ways that the Arizona Outlaws fans have been able to filter true, long time fans from the "Bandwagoners" is with a chant. This chant though, is a chant of ALL of the players NAMES, COLLEGES, NUMBERS, AND POSITIONS PLAYED. It's not very easy for a bandwagon fan to know theses things immediately. Plus all the outlaws fans stand up and proudly scream it off. I never thought they'd know that I went to USC, UMich, and MIT but they do and it's pretty touching.

They are who we do it for. They are the big reason we win to win the Ultimus. We want to show them that they weren't mistaken for picking us as their team to stand by from the beginning. We want to prove it to the whole world that the Outlaws are not and never to be looked down upon!

LETS GO OUTLAWS! LETS GO OUTLAWS! ARI


(S1) - PT #5 - Fandom - SimmerDownBruhh - 07-09-2017

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(S1) - PT #5 - Fandom - kckolbe - 07-09-2017

Welcome to Otter Temple. Behold! A statue of Angus Winchester, the mighty offensive lineman clearing the way for multiple running backs while pushing a pass-rusher away from his quarterback. And look! There is a wall-length mural of Drunken Master Robert Phelps, streaking down the field and catching a contested ball with one sure hand. And there! A stained glass painting of Adamle Tomlinson, the dark panes of his portrait blocking the sun, just as his imposing figure hides the sun from the opposing quarterback’s eyes, just before he destroys them.

There is much to worship here, to seek strength from, here in Orange County. But one thing that is not worshiped is the quarterback position. On so many teams, the quarterback is the position that everything else hinges on, the one required to make the rest excel. That is not the case with this team. In an era in which quarterbacks are sought after no matter what the impact on other positions, the Otters instead focus on building a complete team, one that a quarterback is simply a part of. Our church has a proud tradition of heresy, but it is the others that are burned.

You needn’t make an offering at our Temple. The Otters will take what they need.