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*BREAKING NEWS: APPLEHORT SIGNED TO ATLANTA - Daybe - 09-12-2018
Colorado, Coloradoville - Yeti bust quarterback Ryan Applehort was recently signed to a practice squad contract to the Atlanta Falcons. This comes after Applehort and co. somehow managed to choke away a 31-21 lead going into the fourth quarter.
"You know, I've always thought myself to be a player who rises to the occasion."
"But man, what the fuck happened?"
"I mean, I full on wet the bed. I shit that bed. That's gonna leave a long mark. But hey, it's another claim to fame to my name!"
Ryan was signed to Atlanta because Tomas Dimitroff decided Matt Ryan "Wasn't a big enough choker". That is debatable, as he has blown away a 25 point lead, and got a total of 10 points in five red zone drives against the Eagles.
"Ryan will bring another sense of security to our team. He's already developed a bond with 5'10 Marvin Hall as his #1 red zone target, who will surely be an impact player down there for us. Coach Sarkisian's instructions to him will be to throw to Julio as little as possible, as we have plenty of depth with guys like Russell Gage."
Rumor has it that Ryan went to a Atlanta strip club with his signing bonus and missed a hooker from two feet away.
*BREAKING NEWS: APPLEHORT SIGNED TO ATLANTA - infinitempg - 09-12-2018
wait
no
come back
i need a holder
*BREAKING NEWS: APPLEHORT SIGNED TO ATLANTA - timeconsumer - 09-12-2018
(09-12-2018, 09:53 PM)Daybe Wrote:Coach Sarkisian's instructions to him will be to throw to Julio as little as possible, as we have plenty of depth with guys like Russell Gage.
This is wonderful
*BREAKING NEWS: APPLEHORT SIGNED TO ATLANTA - Daybe - 09-12-2018
(09-12-2018, 07:11 PM)timeconsumer Wrote:This is wonderful
At least he won’t have to change his gameplan
*BREAKING NEWS: APPLEHORT SIGNED TO ATLANTA - YoungTB - 09-13-2018
Don’t let this article distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl to the New England Patriots. Don’t let the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead to the New England Patriots distract you from the fact that Applehort is the worst QB of all time
*BREAKING NEWS: APPLEHORT SIGNED TO ATLANTA - kckolbe - 09-13-2018
(09-13-2018, 07:29 AM)YoungTB Wrote:Don’t let the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead to the New England Patriots distract you from the fact that Applehort is the worst QB of all time
Have you met your QB?
*BREAKING NEWS: APPLEHORT SIGNED TO ATLANTA - YoungTB - 09-13-2018
(09-13-2018, 10:05 AM)kckolbe Wrote:Have you met your QB?
That's not a bad thing