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*An Ode to 500 - Renrut - 09-13-2018
As of last weeks claims with point tasks and such, my player, Baltimore Hawks Defensive End, Childish Gambino, has officially hit the five hundred mark in tpe in this wonderful league of the NSFL. With that, I’d like to reflect on a few things.
When I first came to this league, I didn’t know what to expect.
Would I flourish with TPE, or would I resort to neglect?
A man they call numbers hit up my discord.
The Coyotes wanted my player, man I was floored.
To KC I went, to start my new career.
In the playoffs is where I would premier.
I did not start so hot, and that is okay
I’ve lived to tell my story and fight another day.
Then came the offseason, filled with a bunch of delight
Many teams said they wanted Gambino, my career was about to ignite.
Draft night came and I heard my name third
After that we partied, things got blurred.
My career in KC, I struggled with might,
But I kept earning tpe, and teams liked my fight.
My time in the DSFL had come and gone
Some describe it best: “One Big Yawn.”
I set my sights on the NSFL, combine and interview time
A few teams came calling and then I knew, I had a hill to climb.
I was disappointed that only three teams reached out,
I knew I was good, my agent too, but this was no time to pout.
So I continued to work, harder than ever, and my tpe soared
When we heard my name called fourth, man my family roared.
Kolbe said to the masses, “I don’t like that pick.”
Well Kolbe, I’m still here, tell me how it tastes, yeah, my dick.
So now here we are two seasons later,
I’ve hit 500, but I know I can do greater.
So now my breakout season is finally upon us
Get out of my way or I’ll run ya over like a bus.
Baltimore hit a homerun with a pick like me
It’s okay Kolbe, you didn’t know me and what I could be.
I do not blame you one bit for the words that you said,
But it’s been a chip on my shoulders, one that’s pushed me ahead.
Now I sit at 500 and Baltimore is soaring,
When we win that ‘ship, that crowd will be roaring.
Yeah, sue me, I just repeated my rhymes,
But like Avon, I’m out here dropping my dimes.
*An Ode to 500 - mckee29 - 09-13-2018
What a sonnet, beautiful
*An Ode to 500 - iamslm22 - 09-13-2018
#cawcaw
Great read. this was awesome
*An Ode to 500 - 37thchamber - 09-13-2018
Need to get man on that next hawk bro mix tape tbh
*An Ode to 500 - manicmav36 - 09-13-2018
Well this is amazing.
*An Ode to 500 - kckolbe - 09-13-2018
(09-13-2018, 11:40 AM)Renrut Wrote:Kolbe said to the masses, “I don’t like that pick.”
Well Kolbe, I’m still here, tell me how it tastes, yeah, my dick.
Like pettiness and raw spite, by which I mean amazing.
Grats, dude. In the past, EFL picks have generally gone inactive, as have prominent users in other leagues in general. You've killed it, though, and Baltimore absolutely hit a home run.