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*Luke Boechler - Welcome to Kansas - YoungGreekBoy - 10-16-2018
Did you have any doubt you would be selected by the Kansas City Coyotes in this draft?
Not a doubt in my mind. This league is a fucking joke for letting me fall as far as I did. I'm leading this entire class in development, and I may be a QB but I'm the top producing progression QB in this entire system. I can't even begin to explain to you how irritating it was to see every player get called before me until I thought I was about to be Mr. Irrelevant. I am not the brash guy you all think I am, and I can promise you that I will be a great locker room personality for Kansas City.
That was the statement directly taken from the mouth of recent Kansas City Coyotes draftee Luke Boechler who was less than impressed about his position in the draft. He is now publicly putting out a statement to inform teams that should they draft him in the NSFL he will be willing to change to wide receiver or corner back. There has been further statement on a position change at this time. The big question still hanging in the air around the league though is just why did the star quarterback out of Holy Cross High School fall so far, along with all of his ex team mates that have done nothing but be great parts of the community? It's a major question mark, especially for this youngster who has dedicated his entire life to making it somewhere in the NSFL.
Of course it was a huge disappointment, the fuck do you think? All these Obama loving lib-tards are out here gawking about the female players in this league being so impressive, but the real star is pissing on your face and his name's Luke Boechler. I didn't think that I'd have to climb a tree and shit on your head just for you to notice me, but if I have too I guess that I will.
It's quite obvious that Boechler's statements are nothing short of vulgar at times, and generally in quite a bad taste. The superstar quarterback had multiple suspensions during his tenture with the Crusaders back in Saskatoon, but has said that he will be making sure the same doesn't happen now that he's on contract with a team and being paid. He says that a job is different from a hobby, and now the NSFL is a job more than an interest.
I have a dream. Not any Martin Luther bananigans, but a real one that doesn't involve black justice. I want to be the best quarterback in the world, and I know that I can't go around saying racist, homophobic, or sexist comments without getting in trouble. On that note, I've been craving Popeye's all day, can someone go get me some? And make sure you bring that good seasoning salt package, the chicken ain't shit without that stuff on the top.
Boechler's agent has declined to make an official statement regarding contract signing at this time, but has promised the media that there will be an official word on the length and size of Boechler's contract in only a few short weeks. His time in San Antonio has helped him churn up a very reputable bank account and will aide him in his off-season ventures to be the best quarterback, along with his constant presence in the media and knack for graphic design. Many people are calling out that Kansas City made some of the biggest steals of the draft when they selected both Boechler and his ex-teammate "Kripsy Kreme" in the late round of the draft. Word around the street is that the two will be the starting tandem for the Coyotes this season, and will see a massive amount of playing time. Here's what Boechler had to say.
To be honest, this team is absolute rat shit and I don't think we stand a chance, but if they play me and [real name committed] or Crunchy Tits whatever he's called, this will be a lot more fun of a year to watch. We may not be super efficient, and we may drop a lot of passes, but we love to be flashy and that's what really counts when you're being payed millions of dollars to do what you love. We already have a celebration all planned out and everything.
Keep up with Boechler this season on CoyotesFM.
*Luke Boechler - Welcome to Kansas - majesiu - 10-16-2018
You definitely shouldn't have fallen as far, but I was sure to get you even down the line, so it was a plan to surround Luke with the best possible talent, which frankly I think we achieved in Kansas City.
I'm expecting great things from Boechler as he can achieve them already in his rookie season, which in no case are going to him a nickname of Mr. Irrelevant, likely just the opposite!
*Luke Boechler - Welcome to Kansas - Tinkler - 10-16-2018
Boechler is massive man, huge steal for the Coyotes. Wish one of the Cross Boys would have joined the Marshals LR though smh
*Luke Boechler - Welcome to Kansas - YoungGreekBoy - 10-16-2018
(10-16-2018, 10:13 AM)Tinkler Wrote:Boechler is massive man, huge steal for the Coyotes. Wish one of the Cross Boys would have joined the Marshals LR though smh
My man's feeling the burn of being alone, sad boi hours
*Luke Boechler - Welcome to Kansas - AdamS - 10-16-2018
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