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*Blake McCargue Presser - Alkaiid - 12-10-2018
****THIS IS NOW READY FOR GRADING****
Going into his first season with the esteemed Tijuana Luchadores Blake McCargue is now taking any and all questions regarding his professional career in the DSFL
"How's it going Blake? Just a few questions to ask you."
I'm doing well, Chad. How's the weather out there in San Jose? You know, its actually a dream of mine to play for the Sabercats! That said, I'd entertain any questions you have, pass my regards to CK.
"To start with, I happen to be well acquainted with several ex-players for the Tijuana Luchadores so I have a vested interest in the team. How are things going there regarding the team's outlook for the season and within the locker room?"
Yeah, I actually heard you played here too! I'm glad to see that you big guys care about your DSFL roots, really brings morale to us little guys, ya know? You know, in the locker room everyones spirits are high, its a great community and Nuncc is really a great GM, hes really helped me get my head on straight since he brought me on board. I'm really hoping I can do right by him. I feel like we're going to have a great season either way, but our outlook is pretty high right now, we'll see how it plays out on the turf.
"Next, what are you thoughts on the NSFL? Being new to the league I'm curious about what you think of it. What made you choose us instead of say, the NFL?"
Honestly when D'Pez Poopsie recommended that I come here instead of the NFL, I told him to get out of town, but once he brought me by to see the facilities and meet some of the other players i felt like this community was more my style. I prefer that everyone seems to know each other and hang out after games rather than run back to their mansions in different states. I think I'll be happy here, and to be honest I cant complain about living in Tijuana. its comfy, its cheap, and MY GOD THE WOMEN!
"Can you tell us a little bit about why you chose to attend Oklahoma University during your team playing in the NCAA?"
I chose to attend Oklahoma University, number one cause we're the best! BOOMER SOONER BABY! number two it was in state, so tuition was lower, and they offered me a full ride if I could get 60 pancakes my first year, I got 182. My time at Oklahoma University was spent playing football, and learning about business management. What University did you attend? did you enjoy it?
"What made you choose to be an offensive lineman? The NSFL seems to have a bit of a stigma about players being offensive linemen, but personally I believe that there's some real potential to be a difference maker out there on the offensive line. Giving your quarterback just an extra second to make a play can be the difference between a sack and first down. "
You know, I get asked what made me choose to be an offensive lineman a lot, it seems like people really care about my choice to play an offensive lineman and I personally dont understand it, like the fact that I choose to play an offensive line man seems to really offend a lot of people and I just dont know what I can do about that Chad, Like honestly I'm just out here flippin pancakes and everyone gets all up in my business like hey man dont you care about stats? listen, I'm a big guy, and on the field and off the field, all I'm thinking about is pancakes, Sometimes with syrup, sometimes with grass stains and turf burns.
"Finally, I want to say good luck to you. We're all very excited for the coming season and to finally be able to watch you play the professional game at the developmental level. We'll watching closely to see if our thoughts on you being a 1st round talent are correct."
Again, I thank you for your time, and I hope you have a great day, its been a privilege to talk with you today, you have a good'n ya hear.
"Stick Stickly Nick at Noon:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck DID YOU TAKE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES IN YOUR COLLEGE DAYS?"
Frankly i'm feeling a little attacked right now. I'd like to go on record as stating that during my college days i ingested no illegal substances as that would desecrate the temple that is my body, the university from whence i hail, OU, Boomer Sooner. and the great state of Oklahoma. and also, my daddy'd beat my ass if I did, and that's all the motivation i really needed to stay clean in this post marijuana legalization world, did I mention i live in Tijuana now?
"Cal Turk Sacred Heart Times:
Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"
That's a good question Cal Turk of the Sacred Heart Times. I'd like to answer that as directly and to the point as I can. Before I do though I'd like to point out that isnt it great that we live in a society where we can ask such questions as "Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?" I dont know what I'd do if I didn't live in a society where I could ask such a question as "Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer" God bless America. Now for the answer I keep silver in my pancake drawer because if I didnt I'd have to go three or four extra seconds without eating the syrupy goodness inside every morning, and can I just say, Isn't it great that we live in a society where we can have pancake drawers? I don't know what I'd do if I didnt live in a society that was so accepting of my pancake drawer, and we havent even mentioned my pancake drawers, y'know my underwear made of pancakes. they're edible Cal, and I wear em to every game.
Bil Pilips, Mssng Lttr Tmes
What are your professional goals, both in the DSFL and eventually the NSFL?
Y'know Bil Pilips, of the Mssng Lttr Tmes, I like you, your a straight shooter who doesnt beat around the bush. My professional goal in the DSFL is to bring glory to the Tijuana Luchadores, and my goal in the NSFL is to get drafted and knock as many Defensive Line bitch boys on their ass.
"1) So, in your time at Oklahoma, there have been multiple reports that it is the Meth Capital of the USA. The vicious reports and rumors say the whole team was doing meth on its down time... any word on that?"
I can't speak for the rest of the team as I've already said today I don't do any of that business, my daddy done raised me better than that, though I do recall our wide receiver being exceptionally fast.
"2) More conflicting reports that have been coming out of Oklahoma are this. Boxers or briefs or commando on game days. We've heard you choose Commando, care to elaborate why?"
It depends on the day really, I'm quite fond of these edible pancake drawers, though when i've eaten all of those I go commando. I appreciate the fans intrest in my underpants.
"3) Looking at the DSFL and where you were last season (You played for the Marshals) How has adjusting been, being in Tijuana now?"
It's a faster lifestyle that's for sure, and these TJ boys dont play either, each and every practice we're pushing ourselves harder and harder.
"4) Where is your natural position? Are you a Tackle? Guard? Center? The people want to know."
I prefer to play center but i'll play any offensive line position the coach asks me to.
"5) How do you plan to make your name a household name in the league?"
I don't have a plan, I'm gonna go out on that field every game with my head held high, and knock every single man that steps in front of me straight on his ass and listen for the cheers.
"6) I know we are only getting to pre-season right now, but the fans wanna know. Teams scout players, but do players scout teams? And if so, have you already started to scout some of the NSFL teams?"
I've been keeping my ear to the ground, I've got some thoughts on which teams I like, but I haven't made a decision yet, I've just got some names i'm looking to impress.
"What's more enjoyable, run blocking or pass blocking?"
To be perfectly honest, blocking is blocking, though I am a pass blocker.
"Which Defensive Lineman are you least looking forward to going up against in the NSFL (hint hint I'm a Defensive Lineman hint hint)?"
Listen, I want to preface this with the fact that I think we could be friends off the field, grab a beer, shoot some hoops, throw some horseshoes, go fishin', but the moment i gear up and strap on that helmet anyone wearing a jersey a different color falls under one category: "prey". I would go as far as to say that I cant wait to line up against Brock Weathers III so that I can grind him into the turf.
Is it easier for you to protect a mobile quarterback who can help himself, or a pocket passer that you know where he's going to be at all times?
I like a pocket passer but to be fair i prefer a QB thats comfortable and in his element so that he can make the calls he has to when he does, rather than a QB thats worried about what's about to happen, I want a QB that makes the play fall in line.
"What has been your greatest football moment thus far? Greatest non-football moment?"
Getting drafted into the DSFL was pretty great to be honest I didnt think i'd make the cut; my greatest non football moment would be when i climbed Mount Kilimanjaro the view was incredible.
"Do you have any goals in terms of play this season (stats) or training (tpe earnings)? "
This season I'm really just trying to ensure that I don't give up any sacks that I dont absolutely have to, trying to stack as many pancakes as I can. As far as training I think I'm really doing a lot of high strength and high endurance training.
"What areas of your game do you feel need the most improvement?"
To be honest I just got drafted to your team right now I'm just waiting to hear some feedback after our first game.
"Are there any players in the NSFL or NFL that you look up to or want to emulate?"
I look up to D'Pez Poopsie a lot, you could say he's kind of a mentor to me. but other than that I'm just trying to bring heart and soul to the Oline something these robots can never do.
"The NSFL/DSFL has been known for its mediocre Olinemen, do you think you can change that? Elite OLinemen could change the game at both levels."
Like I said; I take my time on the Oline seriously; right now its full of robots and I'm trying to change that, bring some heat to the position and maybe start a trend; maybe one day soon we could have a team with a human Oline. If nothing else shake up the meta a bit.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm the top rated defensive end in the NSFL, and I’ve been involved in numerous fights in the trenches, and I have over 50 sacks and tackles for loss combined . I am trained in the San Antonio Marshals way and I’m the top defensive lineman in the entire NSFL and I got a damn trophy to prove it. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in a press conference? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my media contacts across the USA and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your football career. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in trench fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Philadelphia Liberty training staff and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass every time the ball is snapped, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, kiddo."
Wow, Brock Weathers III, I cant believe you showed up? were the wheelchair ramps in good shape outside? either way it's good too see you, and honestly I'm just glad that I matter enough for you to show up, I just wanna say man, its great having you here. Just know every year, you get another year older, and I've been hitting the gym.
"In character or out of character question, you choose.
-What made you create as a OL / choose a career as an offensive lineman?"
I'm actually gonna go out of character for this one. I did it at first because I was an OL IRL in highschool so I can relate to the position. Muford convinced me to change, so I was in the process of remaking, and then I got all these messages saying I shouldnt play OL, so naturally, here I am defying community standards.
*Blake McCargue Presser - caltroit_red_flames - 12-10-2018
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How's it going Blake? Just a few questions to ask you.
To start with, I happen to be well acquainted with several ex-players for the Tijuana Luchadores so I have a vested interest in the team. How are things going there regarding the team's outlook for the season and within the locker room?
Next, what are you thoughts on the NSFL? Being new to the league I'm curious about what you think of it. What made you choose us instead of say, the NFL?
Can you tell us a little bit about why you chose to attend Oklahoma University during your team playing in the NCAA?
What made you choose to be an offensive lineman? The NSFL seems to have a bit of a stigma about players being offensive linemen, but personally I believe that there's some real potential to be a difference maker out there on the offensive line. Giving your quarterback just an extra second to make a play can be the difference between a sack and first down.
Finally, I want to say good luck to you. We're all very excited for the coming season and to finally be able to watch you play the professional game at the developmental level. We'll watching closely to see if our thoughts on you being a 1st round talent are correct.
*Blake McCargue Presser - Aenir - 12-10-2018
Stick Stickly Nick at Noon:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck DID YOU TAKE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES IN YOUR COLLEGE DAYS?
Cal Turk Sacred Heart Times:
Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?
Bil Pilips, Mssng Lttr Tmes
What are your professional goals, both in the DSFL and eventually the NSFL?
*Blake McCargue Presser - Muford - 12-10-2018
1) So, in your time at Oklahoma, there have been multiple reports that it is the Meth Capital of the USA. The vicious reports and rumors say the whole team was doing meth on its down time... any word on that?
2) More conflicting reports that have been coming out of Oklahoma are this. Boxers or briefs or commando on game days. We've heard you choose Commando, care to elaborate why?
3) Looking at the DSFL and where you were last season (You played for the Marshals) How has adjusting been, being in Tijuana now?
4) Where is your natural position? Are you a Tackle? Guard? Center? The people want to know.
5) How do you plan to make your name a household name in the league?
6) I know we are only getting to pre-season right now, but the fans wanna know. Teams scout players, but do players scout teams? And if so, have you already started to scout some of the NSFL teams?
*Blake McCargue Presser - Mavfatha - 12-10-2018
What's more enjoyable, run blocking or pass blocking?
Which Defensive Lineman are you least looking forward to going up against in the NSFL (hint hint I'm a Defensive Lineman hint hint)?
Is it easier for you to protect a mobile quarterback who can help himself, or a pocket passer that you know where he's going to be at all times?
What has been your greatest football moment thus far? Greatest non-football moment?
*Blake McCargue Presser - nunccoepi - 12-10-2018
Do you have any goals in terms of play this season (stats) or training (tpe earnings)?
What areas of your game do you feel need the most improvement?
Are there any players in the NSFL or NFL that you look up to or want to emulate?
*Blake McCargue Presser - iseedoug - 12-10-2018
The NSFL/DSFL has been known for its mediocre Olinemen, do you think you can change that? Elite OLinemen could change the game at both levels.
*Blake McCargue Presser - BWIII - 12-11-2018
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm the top rated defensive end in the NSFL, and I’ve been involved in numerous fights in the trenches, and I have over 50 sacks and tackles for loss combined . I am trained in the San Antonio Marshals way and I’m the top defensive lineman in the entire NSFL and I got a damn trophy to prove it. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in a press conference? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my media contacts across the USA and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your football career. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in trench fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Philadelphia Liberty training staff and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass every time the ball is snapped, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, kiddo.
*Blake McCargue Presser - PaytonM34 - 12-11-2018
In character or out of character question, you choose.
-What made you create as a OL / choose a career as an offensive lineman?
*Blake McCargue Presser - nunccoepi - 01-10-2019
@Alkaiid this is graded now, sorry for the delay