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*Generic Sports Talk - C9Van - 08-10-2019
[Hello there. General Kenobi. This is not draft related media therefore times one media rate. It is ready to be graded and it is roughly 1750 words. I hope you can enjoy. Cause I did not enjoy it.]
I need to get back into making media, probably now more than ever sadly. Unfortunately the media grading has gone and done me a cripple. Big time. Yes, whilst a lot of people benefit from this and the doubled amount of time to earn are great (No complaints from me there)
It has completely killed any draft media I had planned (I could still do it all yes, that is a great counter to everything I am saying. But see it from my point of view. I would have to restudy both drafts and write down interesting things I could talk about then write it up but as Laszlo whilst also discussing stuff from what he would think and then write it as how this dude talks. This may shock you but I do not improv it. I think that is why a lot of people liked reading it or got a laugh out of it.) and the days of me writing 13,000 words and getting rewarded with a lot of money are dead.
Yes you can make quite a bit in 1.5 media and at more available times but that amount of cash got me $60 million roughly. I am losing damn near a whole season! It was worth taking my time and pumping them out in that span of time. It is lose a whole week (Roughly) of my life for 75% of the benefit.
I would rather have my week back. So instead of the best quality role play interview with my Hungarian third person talking I need a new way to make money and fast. Twitter is a no go cause I despise twitter. All the power in the world if you love to hashtag Bieber or whatever but that shite is not for me.
Well barnacles. I guess until further notice it is all about quantity rather than quality. So it is time to talk about the league we play in the National Football Simulation League and it going forward.
We have the Balitmore Hawks, the Chicago Butchers, The Colorado Yeti which is my team, The Philly (I dunno how to spell it, sorry.) Liberty, and the Yellow knife Wraiths from the first conference. Now unfortunately I have spent the whole of my time so far just caring about the Tijuana Luchadores of the Development Simulation Football League (Yes I do call the NSFL the National Simulation Football League and the DSFL Development Simulation Football League cause more words that way.) so I actually do not know anything about them really.
I would at this point look up best players, how they did last season, talk about regression and all that jazz like how I would with the draft people so I would know what teams would look good with them or if they are a high draft pick who they may end up going too. I did this quite a bit actually last time. (Just as a side note I would probably write the comments and then convert them into Laszlo Forty-Two talk but thank god I do not have to waste my time doing that now.)
Anyway, I do not need to know any of that detailed bollocks anyway! Nah, screw that. Assumptions are the way forward. A lot of people make a living doing that on ESPN (I would type out the initials but I do not think it is Electrical Sports Pro Network so rip. I wish we had ESPN in England actually but that would me watching TV lol)
So I personally think the winner of next seasons regular season in this conference with these 6 teams is obvious. It will either be the Balitmore Hawks, the Chicago Butchers, The Philly (Sorry) Liberty or the Yellow knife Wraiths. (Sorry Yeti, I know you are my team but even I cannot go that delusional, come on!)
They will probably have the most wins in the conference (Or division?) and this will shockingly give them the first seed heading into the play-offs. I dare even be as bold as to say they will have a good defence and attack with certain players looking like they could even win awards at the end of the season when compared to the teams who do not end up getting into the play-offs!
Now you may call me a mad man but I would like you to disprove me otherwise. I feel as though the claims I have made are factual and will hold true come the end of the season. (A special note to self: Milk the ever living fuck out of this generic bullshit and make an I told you so media and just link whatever fits to prove a point no-one even asked to be proved. Works on reddit, why not here?)
Next we have the big one! The other division (Or conference?)
This one will shock you like a buzzfeed article (See this would be amazing to say as Laszlo. I do sometimes make him say stuff like that just cause it is funny to see someone not realise they are being generic. Can be tough to write as though.)
The winner will be the Arizona Outlaws (Congrats on winning by the way), or the Austin Copperheads, or the New Orleans Second Line (Thanks for having a name that is four words. That is just easy money when you type New Orleans Second Line a lot) or the Otter Orange Counterers, but most gob smackingly! Maybe even the San Jose Saber Cats!
Yes, I am confident barring teams moving divi-ferences (Conf-isions?) that one of these teams WILL finish first overall come regular season. Basically copying one of the other teams. Now it may come down to just having the best team or even fluking this simulation game but luckily I do not have to look up the reasons. I am hoping you in the comments will fill that in thanks to Cunningham's Law.
Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."
So naturally I personally credit the worst General Manager that you legit cannot stand for dicking your team as the sole reason that team finished first. How does it feel knowing that idiot outplayed your team?!
A side note. I feel slightly bad not to give even a little quote from Laszlo Forty-Two like I always would. I would like to give you something and what better way to prove my terrible improv skills I will be forced to learn than starting now.
"Hi, I am Laszlo" - Laszlo Forty-Two.
Haha, got you lol XD rofl. That was not in third person. Was not totally me forgetting like I sometimes do and having to blood proof read I had not accidentally done it.
Now I know I have messed you around. Some may state this is a shit post. Well shut your mouth! I am giving my very limited knowledge about this sport and trying to make it work! I will make it up to you by telling you exactly what will happen in the play-offs.
Oh yeah now you are hooked are you not? You want the real scoop of who will have the ugly banner at the top of the website next season?
Gather round children and I will tell ye!
So get this. When both teams face off against each other. The winner will be decided by whoever gets the most points out of the two but get this, only after the whole 1 hour time limit is decided! I know right! You could legit have the lead for most of it and still lose!
UUUH WHAT IF THEY HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF POINTS AT THE END!
Whoa, now. No need to abuse the cap locks. You can ask this question without shouting, friend. I actually predict this could 100% maybe happen in the play-offs. This would then mean the winner would be decided based off whoever scores the most or first (I do not know honestly. Do not know what happens if they are still tied either but that will not ever happen right? ...Right?!)
The winner then moves onto the next stage and I will go on record and fucking quote me come accurate time that the winner of the final will be lifting the Ultim-whatever-it-is-called trophy!
The glory of winning a simulated Gridiron Football League will belong to that team! A lot of you doubt this will happen but I have an ace up my sleeve,
You see this actually has a small percentage chance of happening for every team. So I could bring up the Balitmore Hawks, the Chicago Butchers, the Colorado Yeti, the Philidelphia (Look, I tried okay!) Liberty, the Yellow Knife Whats-the-facers (Sorry I am tired, I would mention this cuts into my time usually when doing media with Laszlo Forty-Two but meh) The Arizona Outlaws, the Austin Copperheads, the New Orleans Second Line (Seriously, just good on you for this name. I would recommend Forty-Second line just to make it a bit longer really!), the Otter Orange County-ers or hell even the San Jose Saber Cats winning the whole thing. Some are more likely but you cannot disprove any of these not actually happening!
Except the Colorado Yeti, we still need time. But we have a good youthful core. I should do a media post about this some day. But I will just wait for the 1.5 media session instead :LAUGHINGEMOJI:
Well, I hate to say this cause I fear this may be the best work I have ever done and I literally shit it out in about 30 minutes maybe a bit longer. I hope you truly enough the new format I have decided to use. I feel as though the quality has dropped but the quantity will be plentiful! Ironically this is actually one of the shorter media pieces I have ever posted but I will not let any of you readers down. I am thinking 13,000 words. I could break down 1 random guys regression! I could talk about Tijuana Luchadores dodgy Janitor staff shipping illegal drugs, the sky is the limit! Just let me know what you want to talk about and I will do it!
Have a Yeti emoji for colourfulness!
I hope you enjoyed this and will see you all next time <3
"Good Bye" - Laszlo Forty-Two doing fan service like the media whore he was.
*Generic Sports Talk - ValorX77 - 08-10-2019
This is the most random write up yet.
*Generic Sports Talk - C9Van - 08-11-2019
(08-11-2019, 04:01 AM)ValorX77 Wrote:This is the worse write up yet.
I agree buddy. But it is an easy 3 million. Quantity > Quality