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*DE Fabricio Baldari Pre draft Presser - Sermokala - 08-14-2019 Hello my name is Fabricio Baldari and I'm here to answer questions about some recent allegations and my future football plans. As you are probably aware yes I declared for the DSFL draft and I'm looking forward to tonight to see where I am taking my talents. First off I want to make in no uncertain terms, I did not have sexual relations with that horse. That is all I will be speaking about that issue. Secondly, I do not have sexual desires towards fish, I do like fish sticks, by that I mean fish on sticks. Lawsuits from this situation prevent me from commenting on this situation any further. Any other questions? (08-14-2019, 01:09 PM)woelker11 Wrote:How do you feel about your draft stock in this crowded pool? Where would you be most interested in playing?I feel fairly confident that I'll find my way to a team with full streams and ripe berries. My performance in the prospect bowl (often times getting twice as many TFL's as anyone else) lends itself to a smart GM who knows a guy who can maul the QB when he sees him. I look forward to playing against lots of players. Their teeth are short and their claws are non-existent. I don't see the need to acknowledge other players as my role on the team lends itself to as few witness's as practical. I am sure that I'm not just a bear in a football helmet. For one I am wearing man clothes and my feet are covered in prey flesh. (08-14-2019, 01:25 PM)RobCubed Wrote:1. What defensive linemen would you most like to play with? Active NSFL/DSFL players or fellow prospects. I can confidently say that there are no other defensive linemen like me. I would prefer the ones that would take the most ammount of attention of the prey away from me. Sir I am not a supporter of the slave trade and even if Horses don't have souls and prey are meant to be eaten I believe in the freedom of all creations. *DE Fabricio Baldari Pre draft Presser - woelkers - 08-14-2019 How do you feel about your draft stock in this crowded pool? Where would you be most interested in playing? Anybody you particularly look forward to playing with or against? Are you sure that you are not just a bear in a football helmet? *DE Fabricio Baldari Pre draft Presser - RobCubed - 08-14-2019 1. What defensive linemen would you most like to play with? Active NSFL/DSFL players or fellow prospects. 2. If you had to choose between retiring early and running a horse ranch, or retiring early and running an aquarium, which would you prefer? *DE Fabricio Baldari Pre draft Presser - Revolution5 - 08-23-2019 Were these allegations bear on a bear or a solo act? Have you been able to find a helmet that fits? In addition which of your other teammates has the second-largest head on the team? How are you going to overcome the Offensive lineman that are covered in capsaicin when they face you? *DE Fabricio Baldari Pre draft Presser - Sermokala - 09-09-2019 Weeks after the draft and halfway into the season Fabricio stumbles into a room he hasn't entered all season. "I feel the odd need to say that the press conference I started pre draft is finaly over. I don't know why its been still going despite no one being around for it but I have this strange need to declare that the press conference is now closed." |