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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - Bigred1580 - 09-09-2019
Complete the weekly Point Task to earn 3 TPE! All written responses must be at least 200 words. All graphic responses must show at least some effort. Do not claim this TPE until it has been graded and posted to the S17 claim thread. Also, if you try to build your word count by being super repetitive and rambling on, you will not get full credit.
This task is due next Sunday, September 15th, at 11:59 EST. Have fun and get writing!
Written Option: You are a diva and you want out. You also happen to be a crazy person. What crazy things do you do? Burn your feet, demand new helmets, go all over social media? I don’t want anyone to throw their current team under the bus, this is purely hypothetical. Write about the experience and craziness that comes with being an NSFL diva! What would you do to demand a trade or make your team realize you just aren't worth the hassle?
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Graphic Option: Create a graphic showing the things your player would do to get out, or him/her just being a diva in general.
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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - IsaStarcrossed - 09-09-2019
I need out and I need out now. This team isn't anywhere near competing in the league and I'm here to win championships. It's timing to put on our thinking caps and get to work. Lets start by refusing to show up for practice. Ever. After all, I'm not planning to stick around so why should I get used to playing for these teammates? Lets always show up late for team meetings and when you finally do show up, make a spectacle out of it. Distract everyone, get them focused on you instead of the task at hand. After all, these people sabotaged your career, so why not sabotage their efforts to make any improvements? In between practice sessions, show up and prank those still on the team. Make small cuts to laces on their equipment so it comes apart easy when they use it. Rub their pads down with Vaseline to make them hard to grip or put on. Do everything in your power to make it harder on others to practice as well. Even with that, we know who we are. We're a superstar, a big name, an impact player. We're who puts fans in their seats, we're who makes this organization money. Despite all of this, they're still going to let us play. They can't afford not to. So go out there and get penalties early and often. The dirtier, the better. get your late hits, get your cheap shots, start as many fights as you can. No one likes a dirty player. Between your penalties crippling the team and the fans turning on you, soon enough they'll have no choice. Soon enough you'll be free. Soon enough we can move to the next team and do it all over again.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - Dylandeluxe - 09-09-2019
BURN THE FASCIST GM REGIME! Thudd is once again called to take up the war machine against the fascist GM regime that is hell bent on keeping the S18 Rookie class down and out of power.
I'd orchestrate an S18 Class holdout which I think I have enough sway with my classmates to pull off until our demands are met. First and fore most the right for all players to represent other players without paying the ridiculous troll toll of 10 millions dollars.
Secondly if I really really wanted to force my way out of Tijuana I'd tell TomHanks and Scorp that unless I was traded they would never ever get a fresh new picture of Molly the puppers. I have used this leverage once in my favor before and would not hesitate to do so again. Using this leverage I would force my release or tank my draft stock until I went to a NSFL team I wanted to actually play for. With my fellow S18 rookies there isn't anything we can't accomplish under the flag of Bexeria. TH would rather sacrifice defensive talent and Wins than not see Molly's precious face ever again. @TomHanksYou better watch it or I might just pull the crazy card!
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - CLG Rampage - 09-09-2019
Well, if I'm going to get off my shit team, I'm gonna need to do something real special, because obviously they want me to stay at any costs. AB, eat your heart out. I'm gonna do something real terrible, something so bad that no team would want to keep me on, and that would immediately get me kicked off of any team no matter my contract.
I, Mathias Hanyadi, will...
Smoke weed in my own home.
I know, I know. This might seem like an extreme measure to some, and I don't blame you. Smoking weed? Do you have any idea how terrible that is, Mathias? You'll get banned for life from the NSFL for sure!
Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. I can't call my GM a cracker because I'm also white, cryotherapy sounds like it sucks and my team is probably in a one party consent state. So I'll have to go to the most desperate measure of all. It's possible that with this disgusting act, I will never play another down of football again. But that is a risk I am willing to take. What else can I do? I have to truly pull out all the stops, otherwise I risk being stuck on a bottom feeding team for my entire career.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - illegaloctopus - 09-09-2019
My team just lost 59 – 10 on national television. When I was drafted here 3 years ago they promised they had a plan, they had a vision. However, after a few mediocre years, ownership decided to clean house. We have a new GM, and all new coaches. I like the coach, he’s a good guy, but this GM has sold every ounce of talent on the team except for me. And I am not going to waste my contract year on a team whose only goal is the draft. I need to be traded, and I need to be traded now. When I asked the GM for a trade he told me I’d have to wait until the deadline, but I don’t want to wait, I need our before my career is ruined. I have begun my plan to leave.
I still show up to practice, but I am not going to help. I run the wrong routes, I talk trash to the coach. I told our rookie WR that in the NSFL they like it when you ignore the route tree to do what you think is best. I also started my social media attack. I retweeted 200 messages talking about the disaster of our last game. I took a picture of our broken bench rack, (our DE got made and threw it over,) and posted how the team is holding me back. I decided I hated the new uniforms and cut them into little pieces, spreading them throughout the field. On Thursday I flipped everything in the GM’s office upside down. Bet he didn’t see that coming. Soon I will be free.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - TubbyTim69 - 09-09-2019
I’ve grown tired of Philly, I want to get out of this city. First thing I do, is go back up a $100,000 bill at a restaurant with my team mates and then dip before paying. They’ll either pick the check up or the team can. Secondly, after that dinner I’m headed out to a strip club. Rack up a few grand there and walk out. Might get confronted by security and get into a scrap but who knows really. Next day at practice show up 4t minutes late and completely hungover and refuse to practice. I’ll miss mandatory team meetings and film sessions. Probably get fined and suspended for those so while I’m sitting at home I may as well slide into the DM's of a few team mates girlfriends or wives. When called out for it I’ll make sure to start yelling and getting loud and telling them they cant control me. At this point I’m expected to be released or traded, if this doesn’t do it im going into the locker room and grabbing other peoples clothes and throwing it in the shower and turning it on and then I’ll just leave. After this, if it isnt done yet I’m sitting at home and refusing to go to any meeting or any games until I am out of this hell hole.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - CalvinP - 09-09-2019
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(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - ValorX77 - 09-09-2019
Yellowknife, you’ve had me for 3 seasons now, it’s time we go our separate ways because it would be better for your side. First, I’m gonna start replacing the water system in the war room and fill it with Leaf-Cola to the point it overflows the system and it fails to provide Air conditioning, but leaf’s secret drink stuff instead. Next up, I’ll go on a social media rampage about how bad the team locker room is, and that the Wraiths fans are the definition of being Fair weathered, and not showing up to the games, even if they’re in playoff contention. The third step in this process is arrive to practice in a weird way, this time I’m gonna arrive by randomly skydiving from 25,000 feet above the practice field just to scare the living heck out of my “Teammates” and of course the general managers of the team, would all be pissed off at me for such a reckless behavior. When the team finally gets rid of my danger self, I’ll run out and scream at the top of my lungs “I’M FREE! I’VE ESCAPED THAT PRISON OF A TEAM!” Only to release that if another team were to sign myself, they would have to deal with my Polarizing history, and my diva attitude.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - Baron1898 - 09-09-2019
Ok. I want out of Yellowknife. The obvious first move to make is to change my name to Rose Jenkins Jr. This will get Ryan Leaf Jr. fired up and cause some instant drama already. I’ll go up to him in practice and sack him for no reason. When he tries to fight me, I will call him a true blood Kansas City Coyote and rile him up even more. I will then post a bunch of two sentence media articles stating that I have been traded to the Austin Copperheads (definitely my destination) without trade talks having ever been initiated beforehand. My GMs will probably try to sit me down and talk to me, and I’ll agree to apologize. I will do so over twitter with a fake NSFL Leaks Volume II account, on which I will call Daybe and Big Red angry lumberjacks. They will try to suspend me, to which I will yell “who is gonna rush for this” while bunting a football into the face of Cooter Bigsby. I’ll call him Booger Bigsby on social media. If they force me to suit up for a game, I will actively give balls to the other team and sabotage the Wraiths offense. While not on the field, I will do some chair kicking and spill the Gatorade everywhere while forming a Gimmy worship circle. Finally, I will be released into the free agency market, where I aggressively pursue the Austin Copperheads for a mega deal worth $10M per year.
(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy - slothfacekilla - 09-09-2019
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Written Option: You are a diva and you want out. You also happen to be a crazy person. What crazy things do you do? Burn your feet, demand new helmets, go all over social media? I don’t want anyone to throw their current team under the bus, this is purely hypothetical. Write about the experience and craziness that comes with being an NSFL diva! What would you do to demand a trade or make your team realize you just aren't worth the hassle?This is my kind of PT! I actually considered doing all of this prior to the season before this after the New Orleans Second line would not let me switch to Quarterback. I can throw a ball over those mountains but the management wanted me to stay as a linebacker.
First, I was going to claim that I messed up my back in a freak cupping accident. Through no fault of my own I would blame it all on the person who did the cupping, and I would claim that I need a backiotomy to fix the damage done so I would not be able to play at the beginning of the season. Next, I was going to break into the team's practice facility and drop an upper decker in every single toilet in the facility. It does not matter if it would take me all night, eating numerous fiber bars. I would get that shit done, pun intended. Then, I would hang around until someone discovered them... and blame it all on the general manager! If they tried to force me to practice or play, even with my fake back injury, I would insist that I now wear my cleats on my hands and run around in a hand stand type pose. Sure I don't move as quickly, but I would claim that by kicking the opposing team in the eyes with my feet I am inflicting psychological warfare. I also would be fully nude, except for the cleats on my hands of course.
I ultimately decided not to do this though, I figured it may end up getting me involuntarily committed to the looney bin instead of released from the team.