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*The Poopy Pigskin - S1 Preseason - caltroit_red_flames - 12-13-2019 [div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Preseason Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index In order to figure out which team will start with the Poopy Pigskin we will be using the preseason. The team that ends the S1 preseason with the fewest wins will start the regular season with the Poopy Pigskin. This will be a much longer edition of the Poopy Pigskin because we'll need to cover 12 games to figure out who starts with the Poopy Pigskin, but I think that's fitting for the first edition.[/div] Week 1 Game 1 Game Score: 25 - 3 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Bigboy1, Z. The guard from Baltimore had 3 pancakes and didn't allow any sacks in the first game of the NSFL's first preseason. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Noble, L. Noble's only impact on the game was on his one carry during the game where he was tackled before passing the line of scrimmage for a 1 yard loss for Colorado. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Delacour, A. Baltimore dominated offensively but the offense was spread out. Nobody had more than one touchdown and Baltimore ended up passing for less yards than Colorado despite their victory. It was a similar story on defense but Delacour played like a linebacker and a cornerback. With 7 tackles, 2 passes defended and 1 interception Delacour was a huge difference maker out there and earned the Cleanest Wipe of the Game. The Story of the Dump: A large dump was taken today by Colorado. Despite them earning more passing yards than Baltimore the Yeti only scored 3 points. Throwing 2 interceptions certainly doesn't help. Baltimore won this game, but more than anything Colorado lost it. Week 1 Game 2 Game Score: 24 - 7 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Ferguson, D. The lineman from Yellowknife had a stellar game. No sacks allowed, no penalties and 4 pancakes. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Christ, J. The QB from San Jose really did his team no favors this week. He handed the ball to the other team like he wanted them to win. 3 interceptions Cleanest Wipe of the Game: LeClair, A. The QB from Yellowknife absolutely killed it this week. He threw no interceptions, had a 75% completion percentage, passed for 215 yards and had a QB rating of 120. That's a noteworthy performance. The Story of the Dump: Despite the score this wasn't a huge dump. Looking at the team stats this was an incredibly even game. The same 3rd down efficiency, the same number of yards gain off the rush by each team, the same number of fumbles. The difference really was that San Jose couldn't convert in the red zone and ended up throwing interceptions before they could go for a field goal. Week 1 Game 3 Game Score: 16 - 3 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Clegane, G. This is by far the most impressive performance of an offensive lineman I have personally seen so far. Clegane on Orange County recorded 7 pancakes without taking a single penalty or allowing a sack. Just a marvelous performance. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Devitt, R. Devitt was a defensive beast for Orange County this game. 9 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, and 3 sacks. He stopped entire drives by himself this game. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Draxel, V Draxel had two carries this game. By himself he lost 7 yards for his team and didn’t gain any yards for his team on either carry. No wonder the coach took him out of the game. The Story of the Dump: The Outlaws took a pretty big dump this game. They had more passing yards than Orange County by far but they couldn’t convert when getting down the field, threw an interception, and didn’t convert on a 4th down. Their run game just wasn’t there and it really killed their ability to convert when it mattered. Week 2 Game 1 Game Score: 31 - 10 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Bigboy10, Z. The Hawks’ offensive lineman had a flawless game. 5 pancakes, 0 penalties and 0 sacks allowed. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Maddox, R. When you’re the top target for being a receiver you need to be dependable but also be able to make big plays. Maddox had 7 receptions and only had an average of 6.3 yards. For most players that’s pretty good, in this case it’s really bad. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: West, D. With 117 yards across 6 receptions, West was able to score 2 touchdowns and average 19.5 yards per reception. The Story of the Dump: Across the board Baltimore dominate Yellowknife. Their yards per carry were similar but Baltimore still had them beat, and Baltimore doubled Yellowknife’s yards per pass. Yellowknife took a pretty big dump on this one. Week 3 Game 2 Game Score: 17 - 13 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Durden, J. No offensive linemen today were flawless on the field, but Durden still had a very good day. He did accrue 1 penalty for a 5 yard loss, but he also had 4 pancakes and didn’t let the QB get sacked. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Draxel, V. 2 interceptions. Enough said. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Hendrix, K. Hendrix only had a total of 68 yards, but in his 5 receptions he had a 27 yard reception and 13.6 yards per reception. Not touchdowns but I don’t blame him for the QB not targeting him. They need to utilize him more in the future. The Story of the Dump: In this game you could say that both QBs took a dump this game. Each threw an interception, neither had above a rating of 100. However Arizona’s kicker missed an extra point, they had a -3 yard punt return and 3 of their running backs had a yards per carry below 2.5. Zona dropped a stinker on this one. Week 2 Game 3 Game Score: 17 - 10 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Winchester, A. Winchester destroyed the opposing defense. 6 pancakes, 0 penalties and 0 sacks allowed. That’s lineman I want on my team. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Christ, J. 1 interception and a 43% pass completion percentage. 1 for 2 on 4th down conversions. Mechanically and cerebrally this was just an awful game for Christ from San Jose. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Verns, D. It was difficult to find someone who stood out here, but Verns had an interception, 1 pass defended and 4 tackles. A very nice game indeed for a cornerback. The Story of the Dump: A tale of one bad game from both teams. They took turns on the toilet without flushing in this one. It was really just a matter of who would finally be the one to flush it. Orange County finally did in the 3rd quarter. Week 3 Game 1 Game Score: 16 - 9 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Boyd, M. Boyd and Winchester are going to be duking it out every game for OLotG when Orange County plays. This time Boyd took it home with 6 pancakes, 0 penalties and 0 sacks allowed. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Hunt, E. Otters starter Hunt tried rushing 5 times and only got 1.2 yards per carry, threw an interception, and had 1 penalty for 15 yards against. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Hendrix, K. Hendrix had a monster defensive game for the Hawks. 14 tackles is an exception game for a LB, but then he forced a fumble and a had a defended pass. Very good defensive game. The Story of the Dump: This was a story of Orange County’s QBs just letting the team down entirely. That’s plural because their starter played so bad they brought in the backup. They played safer with him on the field so his completion percentage was higher but his passes were so non-impactful that his rating is still below the starter’s. This was a double duty dump by the QBs for the Otters. Week 3 Game 2 Game Score: 17 - 9 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Ferguson, D. Ferguson manhandled the defense this game with 6 pancakes. No penalties or sacks allowed, a very good game at the line of scrimmage. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Nasher, W. Nasher had a terrible game. He had 1 penalty for -15 yards and 1 tackle this game (for a loss). Still, he lost more yards for the team than that tackle gained for it. Yikes Yeti. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Garden, J. In my opinion Garden is the reason that Yellowknife won this game. 124 total yards. 6 receptions for 20.7 yards per carry. He also got a touchdown. Garden carried his team across the entire field and then some. The Story of the Dump: This is a weird game. It feels to me like Yellowknife took a dump on this one but Garden alone willed his team to victory, almost like they dropped the turd on the field then Garden picked it up, turned around and threw it right back in Colorado’s face. Week 3 Game 3 Game Score: 36 - 26 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Thomas, A./Longshaw, B. Both players had the same stats on opposing teams. It was a great game for both. 5 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed and no penalties. You love to see it. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Taylor, G. Imagine losing 20 yards for your team. That’s essentially 2 free first downs for the other team. Pretty disgraceful in my opinion, figure it out bud. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Brill, J. Sometimes you just decide to do it all yourself. Sometimes it wasn’t even your job in the first place. A pick 6 and 2 tackles. The Story of the Dump: This was the first high offense game of the season. Arizona’s quarterback lost this one for them in my opinion. They couldn’t convert and thus had to ask their kicker to put too many balls between the pipes. He threw a pick 6. Pivotal moments are what make up a game, gotta be more clutch than that. With how many penalties San Jose took it’s surprising the Outlaws weren’t about to take this one. Week 4 Game 1 Game Score: 9 - 6 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Weal, J. There wasn’t much competition for the OLotG this time around. Weal had 5 pancakes, 0 penalties and 0 sacks allowed. A very good game from him. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Nugent, A. Nugent unfortunately in my personal opinion lost the game for the Arizona Outlaws. I wouldn’t normally say you need to depend on your kicker to get you that game winning field goal. A lot of times these come from further down the field, but when you’re within 30 yards of the posts and you miss you’re going to get blamed. The Outlaws lost by 1 point because of a muffed field goal from Nugent. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Lee, J. Funny enough the player of the game was on the losing team this go around. Lee was a standout on defense this game. He had 11 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 1 sack, and all of that culminated in a safety for 2 points. Just an exceptional game from him. The Story of the Dump: The story of this dump was that everyone on both teams on the offensive side of the ball forgot how to play football. There were 5 field goals, 1 safety, and 0 touchdowns this game. Just horrible. Figure it out bud. Week 4 Game 2 Game Score: 27 - 13 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Ferguson, D. 3 pancakes and no penalties or sacks allowed. The rest of the offensive linemen this game took a lot of penalties. Ferguson was able to keep his hands clean on this one and that makes a big difference to me. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Boyd, M. Boyd took a 15 yard penalty and allowed a sack this game. If your QB doesn’t feel protected they’re going to play like garbage. Boyd hung him out to dry hard this game. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Shelton, L. Shelton had a huge game which saw him get 12 tackles, 1 pass defended, a fumble recovery and a touchdown. Great on defense he helped push his team over edge offensively. These defense touchdowns are back breaking for the other team’s offense. You love to see it. The Story of the Dump: Orange County had another game where both their starter and backup played horribly. Both around a 50 QB rating and one interception for Hunt. Omar Wright did his best to carry the team to a win but it’s tough to do that as a WR when the QB isn’t there. Yellowknife’s defense won them this one. Clean up the poop OCO. Week 4 Game 3 Game Score: 15 - 13 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Rodriguez, B. Several offensive linemen took penalties and allowed sacks. Rodriguez on the other hand had 6 pancakes, no penalties and no sacks allowed. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: None Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: None Poopiest Player of the Game: Noble, L. The QB for Colorado played so terribly. 2 interceptions. They had ample opportunity to take the game from San Jose and they squandered it. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Bowers Jr, V. Bowers Jr. killed it this game. 100 rushing yards is awesome alone, he also scored a touchdown. That’s the kind of go-to guy you need carrying the ball for you in a game this close. The Story of the Dump: The Yeti’s QB really lost this one for them. Their 75 yards worth of penalties didn’t help either. Just a poor effort all around on this, they’re lucky the game was as close as it was. [div align=\\\"center\\\"]Preseason Records Arizona: 0 - 4 Baltimore: 4 - 0 Colorado: 1 - 3 Orange County: 2 - 2 San Jose: 2 - 2 Yellowknife: 3 - 1 The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL Arizona will start the regular season with the Poopy Pigskin to become the poopiest team in the NSFL. We’ll see which teams are the poopiest in the future. Good luck everyone! Arizona Outlaws - 1 Baltimore Hawks - 0 Colorado Yeti - 0 Orange County Otters - 0 San Jose Sabercats - 0 Yellowknife Wraiths - 0[/div]