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*The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 8 - caltroit_red_flames - 12-24-2019 [div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 8 Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index Yellowknife for the first time has taken possession of the Poopy Pigskin meaning the only team left to possess it is the San Jose Sabercats. Will they keep themselves from having the cursed football for the entire first season? We'll have to wait and see. In this matchup the Yellowknife Wraiths take on the Colorado Yeti. Will the Wraiths hold onto the ball for a second week or will the Yeti be forced to take back the wretched ball? [/div] Week 8 Game Score: 29 - 7 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Floggity, J. Floggity was able to amass 5 pancakes during the game without taking any penalties or allowing a single sack. Other players were close to besting him this game but he was the most solid one on the line while providing some flair. Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: Yellowknife Wraiths Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: Colorado Yeti Poopiest Player of the Game: Tweed, B. Tweed carried the ball ten times during this game. During those 10 carries he moved the ball a total of 18 yards. That's 10 carries where another play could have been made that would have actually moved the chains or improved the team's field position. With his longest carry being 10 yards you can know for sure that he wasn't just weighed down by a sack or two, he was absolutely terrible throughout the entire game. Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Spearhead, J. Spearhead had a phenomenal game. Although the score looked bad for Colorado, a lot of the points that Yellowknife scored were field goals (15 of the 29 they scored). The offense on either side didn't do terribly well, but the reason Yellowknife took this one home was the defense. With 5 tackles, 2 tackles for loss and 2 sacks Spearhead had a couple of drive ending plays that resulted in changes of possession in favor of the Wraiths. The Story of the Dump: Really this was a game of Yellowknife playing well consistently while the Yeti were only able to put points on the board in the 2nd quarter. When you can't get a touchdown you at least have to keep up and score a field goal or two. By the end of the 3rd quarter the game was essentially over. That was mostly due to the defense of Yellowknife, but they also made sure to get points at every drive when possible. [div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL With this loss the Colorado Yeti are tied for 2nd poopiest team in the NSFL. The Orange County Otters maintain sole possession of the Poopiest Team in the NSFL. The counter resets again and the Yeti need to lose just the next game to be tied for the longest shit thus far. We'll see what happens next week. Will they join the Hawks and Otters in the longest shit or will they pass the ball on to their next opponents: the San Jose Sabercats. Will the Sabercats stave off the poopiness of the Poopy Pigskin in this week's coming match? Tune in for this heavyweight bout next week. Orange County Otters - 3 Baltimore Hawks - 2 Colorado Yeti - 2 Arizona Outlaws - 1 Yellowknife Wraiths - 1 San Jose Sabercats - 0 The Longest Shit Thus Far 2 Games - Baltimore Hawks S1 - Week 2 S1 - Week 3 2 Games - Orange County Otters S1 - Week 5 S1 - Week 6 [/div]