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*Mr. Irrelevant, Pick 271, The Covid Kid Tom Sofa - NamelessNate - 04-05-2020

Tom Sofa steps up to the mic, looking at a ready crowd. He points to a reporter for his first question.

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:1. Who are you again?
I am Tom Sofa, the back-up Quarterback for the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers and the last pick of the season 21 DSFL draft. I'm arguably the best pick of the draft and my name is something you should remember. Not only am I going to rock the NSFL, but I was the first player to recover from COVID-36 and have taken the time and energy to donate my own blood to help the cause. Not only that but I was able to win an election for someone else simply because they shared the same name as me. My name would be useful for you to learn.

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:2. Where do you see yourself going in the NSFL draft? If higher how do you believe you improved your draft stock?
If higher? I know I will be drafted higher. How do I know? Because there are over 150 guys who did not improve a single bit since joining the DSFL. I will be the highest draft mover because not only will I be in the top 200, but I am willing to bet that I ill go in the top 84 picks (7 full rounds). Anyone willing to take me on that bet should let me know and we'll set it up.

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:3. Why did you call this press conference at 4 am?
Time is just a construct my dear friend. To some the season feels like only a month, a career a little over a year. What the real question is is that if this is a problem for you, then why are you here?

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:4. Is cereal a soup, broth or stew?
Cereal is unmicrowaved oatmeal with tons of added sugars and artificial flavors. Eat oatmeal.

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:5. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is a taco?
A hotdog is a taco, the debate is now if a taco is a sandwich. Let's think of it geographically, a taco is like a peninsula, surrounded by 3 sides. A sandwich on the other hand is only surrounded on 2 sides by pieces of bread relating it closer to an ithmus. A hotdog is a taco is not a sandwich.

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:6. What is our purpose?
To score as many points as possible in 60 timed minutes in 4 quarters. That's pretty much it.

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:7. Be honest. What NSFL team you want to play for?
The one that calls my name. I will not be holding out, I will not make ridiculous demands, I should consider it a blessing that an NSFL team wants to play me at all.

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:8. How many sofa jokes should we expect during your career?
I expect more Couch jokes than Sofa jokes. We will see how the draft goes.

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:9. Good luck rookie!
Thanks!


(04-05-2020, 05:54 AM)Memento Mori Wrote:Do you take any responsibility for the COVID-36 scare that led to the postponement of the start of the DSFL season?
I do not at all. The person behind the spreading knows exactly who they are and it is my belief they did it purposefully which is borderline bio-terrorism. They better watch out for my fans is all I'm saying.

(04-05-2020, 05:54 AM)Memento Mori Wrote:Was Minnesota’s disappointing season karma for a Minnesota native bringing COVID-36 to Myrtle Beach?
Ok so we went there. Yes absolutely, but that's not all. Every team is going to have a disappointing season because the only team winning an ultimini is Myrtle Beach. Why? Because they are the only ones void of the Sofa curse.

(04-05-2020, 05:54 AM)Memento Mori Wrote:Do you think you have a chance of starting in the NSFL or DSFL next season? If so, for which team(s)?
I think its absolutely a possibility, if not a certainty that I start for Myrtle Beach. Now will I start in the NSFL? That is less likely, there are maybe only 2 teams that may need instant QB service and I doubt it will happen.

(04-05-2020, 05:54 AM)Memento Mori Wrote:Which NSFL GM has impressed you the most during the scouting process?
It's no secret that after their "transparency" that I had no wish to play for the Butchers, in fact I would call it negative wish. @[Bayley] has completely changed my mind and my attitude has taken a complete 180. @[Bayley] has done such great work in so little time, but only time will tell if he will keep it up.


*Mr. Irrelevant, Pick 271, The Covid Kid Tom Sofa - roastfuego - 04-05-2020

1. Who are you again?
2. Where do you see yourself going in the NSFL draft? If higher how do you believe you improved your draft stock?
3. Why did you call this press conference at 4 am?
4. Is cereal a soup, broth or stew?
5. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is a taco?
6. What is our purpose?
7. Be honest. What NSFL team you want to play for?
8. How many sofa jokes should we expect during your career?
9. Good luck rookie!

*Mr. Irrelevant, Pick 271, The Covid Kid Tom Sofa - Memento Mori - 04-05-2020

Do you take any responsibility for the COVID-36 scare that led to the postponement of the start of the DSFL season?

Was Minnesota’s disappointing season karma for a Minnesota native bringing COVID-36 to Myrtle Beach?

Do you think you have a chance of starting in the NSFL or DSFL next season? If so, for which team(s)?

Which NSFL GM has impressed you the most during the scouting process?

*Mr. Irrelevant, Pick 271, The Covid Kid Tom Sofa - Thor - 04-05-2020

Hi Tom,

What is your favourite brand of football? Are you a Wilson man?

Do you expect to improve on your draft stock between the DSFL draft and the NSFL draft, or will your talents continue to be ignored by general managers around the league?

Who were your favourite teammates at Myrtle Beach, and who would you prefer didn't play with you again next season?

Why didn't you get more game time this season given your outstanding statistics? Did you sleep with a GMs girlfriend?

*Mr. Irrelevant, Pick 271, The Covid Kid Tom Sofa - NamelessNate - 04-06-2020

(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:1. Who are you again?
I am Tom Sofa, the back-up Quarterback for the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers and the last pick of the season 21 DSFL draft. I'm arguably the best pick of the draft and my name is something you should remember. Not only am I going to rock the NSFL, but I was the first player to recover from COVID-36 and have taken the time and energy to donate my own blood to help the cause. Not only that but I was able to win an election for someone else simply because they shared the same name as me. My name would be useful for you to learn.
(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:2. Where do you see yourself going in the NSFL draft? If higher how do you believe you improved your draft stock?
If higher? I know I will be drafted higher. How do I know? Because there are over 150 guys who did not improve a single bit since joining the DSFL. I will be the highest draft mover because not only will I be in the top 200, but I am willing to bet that I ill go in the top 84 picks (7 full rounds). Anyone willing to take me on that bet should let me know and we'll set it up.
(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:3. Why did you call this press conference at 4 am?
Time is just a construct my dear friend. To some the season feels like only a month, a career a little over a year. What the real question is is that if this is a problem for you, then why are you here?
(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:4. Is cereal a soup, broth or stew?
Cereal is unmicrowaved oatmeal with tons of added sugars and artificial flavors. Eat oatmeal.
(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:5. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is a taco?
A hotdog is a taco, the debate is now if a taco is a sandwich. Let's think of it geographically, a taco is like a peninsula, surrounded by 3 sides. A sandwich on the other hand is only surrounded on 2 sides by pieces of bread relating it closer to an ithmus. A hotdog is a taco is not a sandwich.
(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:6. What is our purpose?
To score as many points as possible in 60 timed minutes in 4 quarters. That's pretty much it.
(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:7. Be honest. What NSFL team you want to play for?
The one that calls my name. I will not be holding out, I will not make ridiculous demands, I should consider it a blessing that an NSFL team wants to play me at all.
(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:8. How many sofa jokes should we expect during your career?
I expect more Couch jokes than Sofa jokes. We will see how the draft goes.
(04-05-2020, 05:19 AM)roastfuego Wrote:9. Good luck rookie!
Thanks!


*Mr. Irrelevant, Pick 271, The Covid Kid Tom Sofa - NamelessNate - 04-06-2020

(04-05-2020, 05:54 AM)Memento Mori Wrote:Do you take any responsibility for the COVID-36 scare that led to the postponement of the start of the DSFL season?
I do not at all. The person behind the spreading knows exactly who they are and it is my belief they did it purposefully which is borderline bio-terrorism. They better watch out for my fans is all I'm saying.

(04-05-2020, 05:54 AM)Memento Mori Wrote:Was Minnesota’s disappointing season karma for a Minnesota native bringing COVID-36 to Myrtle Beach?
Ok so we went there. Yes absolutely, but that's not all. Every team is going to have a disappointing season because the only team winning an ultimini is Myrtle Beach. Why? Because they are the only ones void of the Sofa curse.

(04-05-2020, 05:54 AM)Memento Mori Wrote:Do you think you have a chance of starting in the NSFL or DSFL next season? If so, for which team(s)?
I think its absolutely a possibility, if not a certainty that I start for Myrtle Beach. Now will I start in the NSFL? That is less likely, there are maybe only 2 teams that may need instant QB service and I doubt it will happen.

(04-05-2020, 05:54 AM)Memento Mori Wrote:Which NSFL GM has impressed you the most during the scouting process?
It's no secret that after their "transparency" that I had no wish to play for the Butchers, in fact I would call it negative wish. @[Bayley] has completely changed my mind and my attitude has taken a complete 180. @[Bayley] has done such great work in so little time, but only time will tell if he will keep it up.