[DEV] ISFL Forums
*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - Printable Version

+- [DEV] ISFL Forums (http://dev.sim-football.com/forums)
+-- Forum: Community (http://dev.sim-football.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=5)
+--- Forum: Media (http://dev.sim-football.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=37)
+---- Forum: Graded Articles (http://dev.sim-football.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=38)
+---- Thread: *NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games (/showthread.php?tid=21030)

Pages: 1 2 3

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - Warner - 04-12-2020

[Image: 12.jpg]
Introduction:
What's up party people! I got bored and decided that I wanted more money, so I figured "Why not steal LGMForever's idea and make an NSFL themed Hunger Games?" So, I did just that, and here we are. If you're in here, it's not because I don't like you, it's because you're a controversial player/personality within this league. In fact, I can say that I think positively of a few of the people in here. So, sit back, relax, and let's see who'll win this stupid idea I stole because I want to buy equipment for the next 2 seasons.

The Contestants:
[Image: unknown.png]
This is a varied cast, but some of you might not know why they're in here, or what they've done. So I'll go ahead and explain that to you.

[Image: unknown.png]
Jiggly_333 is known for being a generally strange and unfavorable person within the league. When he's not spamming the general channel in the Discord server with anime porn, you can usually find him trying to undermine HO and attempting to usurp GM positions in order to move teams to Chicago. When both of those eventually fail, he'll customarily make a post complaining about his failures, and proceed to leave the league for a couple of months. As you can see, he definitely brings the "?" factor into this competition. He is also known for trying to trade 4 first-round picks for one person, and also trading leaked nude pictures of a celebrity for 2 first-round picks. We'll see what happens.

[Image: unknown.png]
Valor is... well, Valor. I'd say that he's basically the Coke Zero equivalent of Jiggly, meaning that instead of anime porn, he spams bad memes about specific people that border on unhealthy obsession. Despite this, he's generally an ok person, unlike a lot of the other people in this competition. Well, except when he's annoying GMs to scout him. With his mentor by his side, these two really pack a punch and have a serious chance at winning this competition.

[Image: unknown.png]
What can I say about Dermot? He's like a teddy bear, but if you covered it in spikes, doused it with gasoline, and set it on fire. Don't get on his bad side or he will eat you alive. Also known for enslaving oblivious rookies to work with him and 37thchamber in the media department. Watch out tributes, 'cause this crocodile has teeth made of razor sharp steel.

[Image: unknown.png]
O̵̞͖̟͌̉̆̀̿͘ç̵̤͖̒̋͆̔͋͋̓͆͒̓̑̔̃t̶̡̫̪̳̍̀̇͐̀̎̍͆̆͊͗͒̈́ȭ̸̻͙͇̎̂̈͘͜͝b̶̠̺̩̫̱̜̏̔͂̽̈́̈́̈́͌͆͐̊̕͝e̸̜̋͗̓̀͋͊͌́̂͗͌̓̕̕̕ͅr̷̛̞̺̫̿͆͒̿̈́͜͠ ̴̧̧̢͉̞͖̤̉̈̀̍́͆̈́͊͗̋̿̚͜ͅơ̴̠̙̥̖͍̻̥͜͠ͅf̷̹͕͈̻̯͆̈͋͋́͌̔͋̒̅͑̅ ̵̝̊̃2̴͓̳̯͚̬̄̄̂̈͛̽̄̈́͊̅́̆̚͜0̶̢̗̣͚͉̫̈́̑́1̵̧̼͈͔̣̮̺͋̇̋́̈́͛̈́̾͠9̶̢̳̯̤̹͖̬̌̔͐̏͋̊̀̀͘̚̕͝͝.̶̰̳̬̳̬̬̣̮̪̒̊̀

[Image: unknown.png]
Where do I even start with Sweet James-Jones? All I can say is, he was banned from the league for basically being an edgy teenager in virtual blackface. Just like the good old days of Modern Warfare 2 on XBOX 360.

[Image: unknown.png]
Think of Sweet James-Jones, but if he was a Nazi. With that, you get Nuk. These two certainly are a team to fear. Especially in this competition.

[Image: unknown.png]
WALDO. This guy is known for writing an article which demanded for his release from a team that he once played for. The Chicago Butchers. In fairness, they were an absolute trainwreck of a franchise at the time with no regard for their players, and I would've done the same in his position. Despite this, it got him on certain people's bad sides, District 1, and now he's on this list. Besides, he's basically diet Butters.

[Image: unknown.png]
Who would've thought that the person who's player had the most TPE of any player ever in the history of the league would be on this list? Not me, honestly. But, despite Oles being a generally respectable guy, he's still quite controversial in the eyes of many, due to Jiggly's exploits in Chicago. Also, to set the record straight, Deshaun Watson is a better Quarterback than Lamar Jackson. Sorry not sorry.

[Image: unknown.png]
To completely understand Er, you must understand the multi rule first. You are only allowed to have one account and two players active in the league at one time. This guy had like 20 of them. Famous for being banned from the league for multi-ing and nearly bringing down the league, Er is definitely one of the most controversial people to have ever been in this league. Ever. The other tributes better be cautious, because there's not 1, but 10+ of them.

[Image: unknown.png]
Zamir Kehla is a man of many talents. For one, his player was exceptionally good in the DSFL, and as a person, he always has something to say. The words that come out of his mouth are never positive, though. He will trash talk you to hell and back, and easily falls for bait. Some would even say willingly. Nevertheless, it is fun to watch him go up against no one in particular if you're lucky enough to see him when he's set off.

[Image: unknown.png]
The league's (formerly) resident incel, it should be obvious as to why no one likes DylanDeluxe. We don't know why he hates women, but he just does. So, in turn, no one really likes him at all. That's about it.

[Image: unknown.png]
kckolbe is a man who's reputation precedes itself. There is not a single person on this Earth who has said a nice thing about him. He might be the most hated person in this league. I don't know exactly what he did, but if everyone hates him for it, then it was likely not very admirable.

[Image: unknown.png]
Noble is like Er, but much more egotistical and goblin-like. Also famous for multi-ing, but on a much lower and less convincing scale. Reminiscent of a cockroach. He might survive until late, who knows?

[Image: unknown.png]
Professional baiter, very controversial. Weighs 2 tons and will eat you alive if you give him the chance. Safe to say, he's not someone you want to mess around with.

[Image: unknown.png]
rindiee is not afraid to speak his mind, no matter the consequences. Something that I can respect. However, not everyone jiggly shares my sentiment, which gives him a spot in this competition.

[Image: unknown.png]
By far the worst person on this list. How Frostbite continues to be this league will never cease to amaze me. Do not interact with him.

[Image: unknown.png]
No data.

[Image: unknown.png]
Perhaps the most hated team in the DSFL. That's about all I can really say about the Birddogs.

[Image: unknown.png]
LGMForever gave me the idea for this article. Blame him.

[Image: unknown.png]
runCMC is typo guy #1.

[Image: unknown.png]
Most famously known for retiring a player who had maybe one of the best starts to a career of any player ever in this league, to make a career DSFL backup Quarterback, siddhus is the real wildcard in this competition. Watch out, or he'll yell "#Waters4GM" at you until you die. Truly a fearsome tribute to encounter.

[Image: unknown.png]
This guy has no filter, and will probably end up being fined for it at some point. He's already on the bad side of many, and will likely continue to make others feel the same, "whether accidentally or otherwise".

[Image: unknown.png]
The early favorite to win this contest, YoungTB is most known for being the NSFL equivalent of Billy Hunkee from Soul Plane. TB is also famous for having once bitten himself on the shoulder to try and replicate a hickey. With Piranha-like teeth, TB poses a danger to most tributes who dare to try and cross his path.

[Image: unknown.png]
typo guy #2. scorp sux lmao.

Now, let the games... BEGIN!!!

[Image: unknown.png]
An early alliance. These guys don't seem to know what kind of game this is.
[Image: unknown.png]
Right off the bat, TB bodies me for some supplies. This is the most disappointing thing I've seen in the entire time I've been in this league (3 weeks).
[Image: unknown.png]
Pussies.
[Image: unknown.png]
Jiggly and Oles once again team up, but this time with rindiee and a Nazi. Let's see how this turns out.
[Image: unknown.png]
This is funny on multiple levels. One being that these two always fight but Butter never wins, and the other being that they're in the same District and should be helping each other.

And with that, we've reached the end of The Bloodbath. Nothing very eventful here, just gathering supplies and networking. On to Day #1.

[Image: unknown.png]
Something about Valor seems to be scaring everyone. I wonder if it's the BigRed memes or the annoyingly persistent begging for DSFL teams to contact him.
[Image: unknown.png]
Big twist here. Run has spared DylanDeluxe. I would've killed him in that position. We'll see.
[Image: unknown.png]
The very first deaths of the campaign. No mercy from yours truly.

And with that, Day #1 is over. kckolbe and the Las Vegas Legion have both been slain by Warner, leaving us with 22 tributes going into Night #1.

[Image: unknown.png]
Despite a massive victory in a tough battle against two opponents, Warner (me) has been defeated by a lack of Taco Bell. We grieve.
[Image: unknown.png]
Pussy.
[Image: unknown.png]
Very ironic. They get into it very often.
[Image: unknown.png]
This was inevitable.
[Image: unknown.png]
You get what you deserve.

Now that we're through Night #1, we can see that only one person died. That was me, directly following my triumphant defeat of multiple opponents. The death of a hero.

[Image: unknown.png]
The pride of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan has fallen. They shed a tear for their fallen son.
[Image: unknown.png]

Nothing else happened during Day #2. Hopefully there's stuff going on at night.

[Image: unknown.png]

Nothing happened during Night #2 either. Boring. Onto Day #3

[Image: unknown.png]
Right off the bat again, YoungTB decides to make a statement. He really wants this one, huh.
[Image: unknown.png]
Finally. Frost is dead. Smile
[Image: unknown.png]
Scorp has diefgjferfd.
[Image: unknown.png]
Looks like Jiggly's mass report to HO finally worked.
[Image: unknown.png]

After a very eventful Day #3, we head on to Night #3. Hopefully it's as good as this.

[Image: unknown.png]
Siddhus trying to make his mark on the game as Jim Waters.

And sadly that's it for Night #3. Let's see what happens on Day and Night #4. 12 tributes are still alive. Districts 2 and 7 are eliminated, and only Districts 1 and 5 have all of their tributes left.

[Image: unknown.png]
Jiggly with another 2 kills. I hate to say it, but he could win this.
[Image: unknown.png]
There goes Oles.

Now both Day and Night #4 are over, so let's go onto The Feast and see what happens.

[Image: unknown.png]
[Image: unknown.png]
The Birddogs have slain both siddhus and rindiee, and YoungTB has killed Jiggly. There are only a few tributes left now.
[Image: unknown.png]
typo guy #1 has killed Zamir. RIP.

Now that the Feast is over, we're onto Day #5.

Nothing happened on Day #5. Onto Night #5. 5 tributes left.

[Image: unknown.png]
CMC and the Birddogs decided to be bold and go after Valor and DylanDeluxe. Their attempts failed spectacularly. Meanwhile, YoungTB commits self-sabotage after being on track to win the competition. Typical.

Now we're onto Day #6. 2 tributes left. This will be a showdown for the ages.

[Image: unknown.png]
What a rush. It's finally over. DylanDeluxe has won it through an act of betrayal.

The winner is...
[Image: unknown.png]
It's over everybody! The incel has been crowned champion! I'll probably make a sequel to this at some point if I end up having time to waste again, but for now, that's it.

What a rush.
[Image: unknown.png]

If you'd like to run a simulation yourself, here's the link to the website and season that I used.

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - ValorX77 - 04-12-2020

Little did they know... Valor is immortal..

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - Warner - 04-12-2020

(04-12-2020, 04:20 PM)ValorX77 Wrote:Little did they know... Valor is immortal..
yea but u died explain that one chief

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - Memento Mori - 04-12-2020

(04-12-2020, 04:08 PM)tractorcito_grande Wrote:Jiggly and Oles once again team up, but this time with rindiee and a Nazi. Let's see how this turns out.


*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - gucci - 04-12-2020

So close Valor... never show mercy again.

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - Sermokala - 04-12-2020

Lol Art Imitates life.

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - WannabeFinn - 04-12-2020

Need to step up my controversy game

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - CLG Rampage - 04-12-2020

This might be the funniest article I've read on this site

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - FurFurFurson - 04-12-2020

Quote:Oles dies of dysentery

Where did the Oregon Trail sim come from?

*NSFL Controversial Personality Hunger Games - ckroyal92 - 04-12-2020

I refuse to believe that @ErMurazor wouldn't win. He is everywhere.