![[DEV] ISFL Forums](http://dev.sim-football.com/forums/images/emerald/logo.png "[DEV] ISFL Forums"){kind=logo}
+- [DEV] ISFL Forums (http://dev.sim-football.com/forums)
+-- Forum: Community (http://dev.sim-football.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=5)
+--- Forum: Discussion (http://dev.sim-football.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=33)
+---- Forum: ISFL Thunderdome (http://dev.sim-football.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=35)
+---- Thread: HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. (/showthread.php?tid=21558)
Pages:
1
2
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - Warner - 04-22-2020
I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that! A hotdog is NOT a sandwich!
Now, let me tell you that, @ADwyer87, yes, @ADwyer87 is wrong. He's wrong. He's so wrong. Look, nobody is more credible than @`tractorcito_grande`, okay? It's true! People are telling me that he's maybe the most credible in the history of credibility, frankly, very smart people are saying this. Just the other day- This @ADwyer87, who is, who- I like to call him Wacky Dwyer, you know, he's, nobody listens to him, he's got no- Nobody believes anything he's saying, it's fake, okay, like, fake. A hotdog is not, it’s not, it isn’t a sandwich. It can’t be right? My uncle, okay, he's very, one of the smartest, and he told me, years ago he said that a hero, okay, is not sandwich-like at all, right? Not as un-sandwich like as a hotdog, you know, it's very hard for a stable genius like me, they say you can hardly even, but I did! I proved that it wasn’t a sandwich! And no collusion! Even hero-truthers, they hate me, but they say "Hotdogs aren’t sandwiches!" even @ScorpXCracker, we, the other day he called and we talked, he said "It's all just a formality, Warner." he told me, "I believe you, you're a very stable genius, Mister Warner, the best." He said that! But a hotdog is not a sandwich, even some very smart- not HO smart, but like, smart, they say "A hotdog is not a sandwich." You know it, I know it, frankly, everybody knows it, and they're all saying so. That's not me saying that, that's, you know, that's them, and we're thinking, maybe, we're going to wrap all this up next week and move on to the taxes, sniff we're going, we have a beautiful sandwich theory, absolutely tremendous, really unprecedented, @UpperNet, @Frostbite, they love it, it's gonna' hurt me, you know, people like me, the Jacks, very bad people, the Jacks, very bad. Very bad.
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - Frostbite - 04-22-2020
@hotdog is not a sandwich, because they are a person
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - siddhus - 04-22-2020
Can I just ask what different does it make if hot dog is or isn’t a sandwhich
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - Starboy - 04-22-2020
Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine.
Boy, let me tell you something.
I am the baseline for opinions, any opinion I hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. And guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. And I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have now contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy SEALs, the Secret Service and your mom. You'll rot in prison for the rest of your life over this, mark my words you'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you're done for boy. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. Oh yeah, and we decided that just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit so there's no chance you can run away and everyone you know will die. It's a small price to pay for ethnic cleansing. May this post be a warning for anyone else brave enough to share an incorrect opinion; you've been warned.
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - Exilizer - 04-22-2020
What category do you propose a hotdog is then?
A taco? a breadroll?
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - Big Edd - 04-22-2020
(04-22-2020, 06:12 PM)Frostbite Wrote:@hotdog is not a sandwich, because they are a person
this guy figured it out yo
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - Toastydata - 04-22-2020
I've heard of Harvard, very strong school, did a lot in the civil war. my uncle cousin fought for harvard in civil war 2: electric boogaloo and for your rights, so let me tell you why you're wrong.
According The Cube Rule of Food, a hotdog is actually a Taco. Where your structural starch is located determines everything. And a hotdog is a god damn taco or my mother neice lied when she said my daddy brother was actually my grandpa nephew
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - Warner - 04-22-2020
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My wife’s boyfriend of 8 years is a philosophy major who graduated from Virginia Tech to determine what was and wasn’t a sandwich. At the age of 15, I understand sandwich theories better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding herodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an sandwich philosopher, but I've met lots of other theorists who aren't as good as me at sandwich classification, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at determining what is and isn’t a sandwich. I don't have a degree, and other than hotdogs I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of sandwich theory than any actual philosopher, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently determined that subs were sandwiches before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing new theories on sandwiches (my first idea being to use a complex algorithm to determine sandwiches based on name only; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of sandwich I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Sandwich philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Sandwich creation, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of sandwich creation which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even @Buttersqauch101’s theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book on sandwiches and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free, depending on whether he believed that hotdogs were sandwiches or not. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of pseudo-sandwich truther whatsoever (short of verbally stating your beliefs on whether heroes, hotdogs, or bagels are sandwiches, or other acts which have a harmful effect on others - but I don't care what a person's surface-level beliefs consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of sandwich they eat, or sandwich they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. @ADwyer87 is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change his beliefs for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do, or 3) the person believes that pseudo-sandwiches (hotdogs, heroes, bagels) are sandwiches. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my core sandwich-based beliefs. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome, and as long as they believe that hotdogs aren’t sandwiches, they’re completely fine with me.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit sandwich philosopher community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good sandwich theorist in general.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish, @`Jackets28`. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - hotdog - 04-22-2020
(04-22-2020, 06:12 PM)Frostbite Wrote:@hotdog is not a sandwich, because they are a person
HOTDOG NOT SANDWICH - STABLE GENIUS SPEAKING. - Warner - 04-22-2020
(04-22-2020, 07:12 PM)Frostbite Wrote:@hotdog is not a sandwich, because they are a personsilly frost, food not people