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*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - PersonMann - 05-28-2020
Here are the reasons that you should draft me, Dick Thruster, first overall in the upcoming NSFL draft. I know that only one team has the 1oa pick but any team can try to trade up to 1oa in order to draft me.1
Reason number 1: I'm an offensive lineman. The OL is the most important position on the field in football. Without a good OL there would be no good offense. If a QB pisses off their OL then their getting sacked every play. A RB wants to gain positive yards? Better not tell their OL that they smell like a rotten squirrel. The OL is a very underappreciated position but a team cannot function without a solid OL, plain and simple.
Reason number 2: My name is Dick Thruster and that is haha funny
Reason number 3: I make podcasts. Not all of them are as bad as the penis podcast that I posted a few days ago but I do enjoy to talk about stuff. In the PBE I recently recorded a 3 hour podcast with @MisObvious and that was called "the best and most detailed podcast ever recorded (in the PBE)" by the one and only @JuOSu. That just shows that I can actually be serious and with the podcasts and not just draw penises on people's sigs/icons although that is my specialty.
Reason number 4: I get around (in locker rooms). In the PBE I am in every single team's locker room except for one (looking at you Voyagers). If GMs will allow me, I will be in as many locker rooms as I can get into. This will allow me to spy on their chats and steal all of their secrets so that can be useful. By the way, if you do not draft me then please invite me to your locker room and then forget anything else that I said here.
Reason number 5: I don't sleep. I'm usually up pretty late CST so if you want to talk to someone at 2am, I'll be there. If you need someone to go get milk at 3am then I won't be able to do that because I don't know where you live but that's okay. It's the thought that counts.
Reason number 6: I make funny articles. Sometimes. Do you like media stuff like this or like the penis podcast? If yes, then what the hell is wrong with you?
Reason number 8: I can count. I am pretty good at the counting bot thing in locker rooms. I have a 99.49% correct rate with almost 5500 total correct counts. I have the 226th best score for the bot and the team that I GM in the PBE has a high score of 1057, ranked the 227th server. If counting is important to your locker room (which it should be) then you will want me there.
Reason number 9: I have a cute dog. Ask anyone and they'll say that I have a cute dog. His name is Max and he's almost 14 years old but he's still a puppy. One of his ears doesn't stay upright and just flops about which is the cutest thing in the world. If you draft me 1oa you'll get lots of doggo pics.
In the comments below tell me which reason was your favorite reason to draft Dick Thruster 1oa. Also let me know fi I missed any reasons to draft Dick Thruster 1oa.
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - UpperNet - 05-28-2020
Has a Shlong
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - FleshBagSoup - 05-28-2020
(05-27-2020, 11:14 PM)PersonMann Wrote:This will allow me to spy on their chats and steal all of their secrets so that can be useful. By the way, if you do not draft me then please invite me to your locker room and then forget anything else that I said here.
Very trustworthy. Nice Dick
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - caltroit_red_flames - 05-28-2020
This guy counts
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - woelkers - 05-28-2020
Hey man, you are dieselj right?
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - Jo3fish5 - 05-28-2020
Counting is most important, @gms if u dont have a counting bot move along
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - Dagumpa - 05-28-2020
Reason number 7: Charisma up the wazoo
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - bex - 05-28-2020
has a cute butt 10/10 would draft
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - PersonMann - 05-28-2020
Just added yet another reason to draft Dick Thruster 1oa
*Why You Should Draft Dick Thruster 1oa - LimJahey - 05-28-2020
(05-28-2020, 02:14 AM)PersonMann Wrote:I can count.
Say no more