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*T.J Evans Pre-Draft Interview - Southie - 07-24-2020
*A stocky man dressed in a New Jersey Devil's hat with a dull grey t-shirt and a black jeams. A series of scars line the tanned rough skin of his face and short cropped brown hair rest under his hat. Before him sits a tape recorder on a cheap wood desk underneath bright UV lights. A slightly older man dressed in a decent black suit sits across from him with a pen and paper in his hands.*
Quote:Who is the most interesting stranger you've met?
I was playing at a junior's tournament in Canada when I met this strange man who was very arrogant. He was very cocky and bragged about how popular he was in Saskatoon which is weird but I think Saskatoon is like the fiftieth most popular city in Canada. He also used the C-word a lot. He was a very strange man.
Quote:What topic could you give a 20-minute presentation on without any preparation?
That's easy. It's the Devils. Do you want to hear a two-hour argument on why Martin Brodeur is better than Patrick Roy and Dominick Hasek? Do you want to hear me laugh at the time the Colorado Rockies traded the 1980 First Overall pick to the Canadiens? Do you need someone to make an angry, passionate speech about why criminally Patrik Eliáš is criminally underrated and deserves to be in the Hall Of Fame then I'm your man.
Quote:If a new volcano formed and the government had an online contest to see what it would be named,
what name would you submit?
Mount Marchand. A fellow member of the angry short athletes club. Maybe our most controversial and possibly popular member. People hated Marchand but I always admired his grit and determination despite the fact that I'm not a Bruins fact. I also think he brought some entertainment to the league as well. Sometimes I like to think of myself as the Brad March of organized football. Maybe that makes some teams not want to draft me but I think it reflects my hard work and dedication to the craft.
You can say a lot of negative things about that little ball of hate but you can't say he wasn't willing to do whatever it took to win.
Quote:When you were six years old, what did you want to be when you grow up?
Starting Right Wing for the New Jersey Devils. I ended up being a high-level college football player and a former Orange Bowl MVP but my first love is still my hometown Devils. The only professional sports team in New Jersey despite the fact that we're the largest state in the country. When are we getting an NSFL team? Why does everyone always ignore New Jersey? We're great, we're close to New York. Give us a chance.
#GiveTheGardenStateAChance
Quote:If you were sent to live on a space station for three months and only allowed to bring three personal items with you, what would they be?
Does the space station have internet access? Then I'd take my phone. If it doesn't I'm going to take my Laptop instead. I might not able to browse the internet on it but could download a couple of movies on that thing and ride those three months far easier then If I didn't have anything else to take away the time. Maybe download a couple of episodes of the Slyphreni show or something like that.
Then I'd take my blanket. I think it's cold in space so I could definitely use a good blanket to warm me up and there's a certain level of familiarity and comfort that I have invested in my blanket.
The third is hard. I have no idea what I'd take for number three. I feel like I want to say my toothbrush for some reason but that feels kind of dumb. Maybe a Refrigerator because astronaut food is gross. I don't know. I have no idea what the third thing would be.
Quote:You wouldn't be caught dead, where?
A New York Rangers game. You had to know that was coming.
Quote:What are the names of three exotic countries you would like to visit?
Finland, Russia, And Japan. Finland because I liked Sebastian Aho as a kid, Russia because Igor Larionov was the man and Japan because Samurai are cool. I'd like to tour of some of their old castles. I feel like the old castles of Japan are underrated from an architectural appreciation perspective.
Quote:Would you have a beautiful house and an ugly car or an ugly house and a beautiful car?
How often do you actually see the outside of your home? And just because your house looks pretty on the outside doesn't mean that it's beautiful on the inside. You can't judge a book by it's cover. Of course, the same is true of your car. You could have a pristine paint job but bad brakes or a weak tie rod. I'd go with the pretty car over the pretty house because I'd rather have an ugly house that was pretty on the inside then an ugly car that was pristine mechanically.
Quote:If you could be an Olympic athlete, what sport would you compete in?
I bet most people would think I'd say hockey but I'm actually going to say boxing. I'm a tough guy, you have to be to be a good football player but I've never been tough in the way a boxer is though. That's a different kind of grit and determination than I posses. Violence is apart of the game of football, Violence is not the game of football. Boxing is violence. There's no way to separate the two as you can with football.
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947 Words | Ready To Be Graded.*T.J Evans Pre-Draft Interview - The_Kidd - 07-24-2020
all I have to say is "HENRIQUE!!! HENRIQUE!!! Henrique sends the Devils to the Stanley Cup!"
Also, I'll say find me a dirty Scott Stevens check and I'll say I have found a man blind to the arts of physical contact