(07-25-2020, 01:43 PM)woelker11 Wrote:It turns out that it is really hard to play offense without anybody pretending to play QB, so...

QB Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff McDummy @infinitempg
S24: $4M
S25: $4M (MO)
S26: $4M (MO)
S27: $4M (MO)

Colorado additionally promises to put Wolfeschleglsteinhausenbergerdorff down mercifully when the time comes.

At the time of signing, Wolfie McDummy has 986 TPE.

• every august 1st is declared "wolfie day"
• all yeti must provide at least one treat a week to wolfie, preferably bacon flavored
• wolfie is immune from any responsibilities in the yeti locker room or war room
• the yeti will pay for colorblind therapy so that wolfie learns which team is his
• the yeti must create and release a stuffed "wolfie mcdummy" plush for sale to wolfie's fans
• wolfie will no longer be banned from the locker room couches
• wolfie will no longer have to pose for pictures with a cardboard sign shaming him for throwing pick sixes
• woelkers will not yell at wolfie for chasing rabbits

• wolfie demands a new dog house with the best air conditioner and a window to stare at the squirrels through
• a new pair of subwoofers for the locker room
• steaks on the daily because wolfie is a good boy

(07-25-2020, 06:56 PM)infinitempg Wrote:smh didn't even reach out to negotiate my contract

i will not sign until the following is added:

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• every august 1st is declared "wolfie day"
  
• all yeti must provide at least one treat a week to wolfie, preferably bacon flavored
  
• wolfie is immune from any responsibilities in the yeti locker room or war room
  
• the yeti will pay for colorblind therapy so that wolfie learns which team is his
  
• the yeti must create and release a stuffed "wolfie mcdummy" plush for sale to wolfie's fans
  
• wolfie will no longer be banned from the locker room couches
  
• wolfie will no longer have to pose for pictures with a cardboard sign shaming him for throwing pick sixes
  
• woelkers will not yell at wolfie for chasing rabbits
  

thank you and bork bork

(07-25-2020, 02:00 PM)woelker11 Wrote:I'll give you three additional head pats per week, and an old pair of my shoes to chew on, take it or leave it.

(07-25-2020, 07:01 PM)infinitempg Wrote:

don't make me sign with the otters they offered all my demands and a new pair of shoes

(07-25-2020, 02:04 PM)woelker11 Wrote:Even @Laser isn't that stupid. Plus, old shoes have more flavor.

(07-25-2020, 07:04 PM)infinitempg Wrote:they chew better though

(07-25-2020, 02:06 PM)woelker11 Wrote:Okay fine, new shoes, but you're getting a one year deal.

(07-25-2020, 07:08 PM)infinitempg Wrote:give the doghouse, no more shaming, and access to the couches, and you have a deal