Welcome to The Maples!  The awards that you may or may not want. 

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Season 24

The Workhorse
RB Tatsu Nakamura, OCO
299 carries

You're Going the Wrong Way
RB Darrel Williams, BAL
264 carries, 3.6 ypc

7/11 Award for Being Open 24 hours
TE Heath Evans, ARI
106 receptions

Granddaddy Long Legs
K Karmichael Hunt, PHI
Longest FG of 57 yards

Go for Two
K Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname, OCO
86.8% PAT

Seatbelt Award
FS Thor Kirkby, COL
3 safeties

Mr. Efficiency
WR Leeroy Jenkins, COL
41 receptions, 9 TD

The Turnstile
OL Ron Jeremy, BAL
14 sacks allowed

Sir IHOP
OL Tim Pest, SJS
95 pancakes

Allergic to the Endzone
RB Marcella Tōriki, NO
253 carries, 3 TD

Pylon Magnet
RB Running Back, SAR
138 carries, 7 TD

Make the Offense Do It
Kansas City Coyotes
Orange County Otters
0 defensive scores

Hit Sticks
Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
14 forced fumbles

OOF QB of the Year
QB Sim SnowBow, MIN
49.9 rating, 4 TD, 8 INT, 46.9%

Fair Catch Kings
Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
5.4 yards per punt return

Offseason Shoulder Surgery Award
 QB Dexter Banks II, SAR
629 pass attempts

I Hate Hotels Award
Batimore Hawks 
0-8 on the road

Offensive Offense Award
Philadelphia Liberty
18.1 points per game

I Hope it's a PPR League
TE Leon McDavid, SJS
62 catches, 416 yards, 0 TD

The Thanos Perfectly Balanced Player of the Year
QB Mike Boss Jr., TIJ
16 TD, 16 INT

The Sloth
RB Julio Tirtawidjaja, CHI
208 carries, longest was 12 yards

The Flash
RB Jameson Vermillion, MIN
219 carries, longest was 89 yards

Deep Impact
WR Michael Witheblock, SAR
20.8 yards per catch

Pillow Fight Defense
Dallas Birddogs
0 forced fumbles

Blitzing Should be Illegal
Kansas City Coyotes
14 sacks

Checkdown King
QB George O’Donnell, CHI
615 pass attempts, 6.46 ypa

OL MVP
OL Givussarefarre Rubbe, NO
94 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed

Keep the Offense on the Field
K Karmichael Hunt, PHI
81.5% FG

It's Automatic
K Venus Powers, HON
100% FG and PAT

Low QBR Player of the Year
QB Chika Fujiwara, BAL
74.1 rating

Hope everyone enjoyed and good luck to the Ultimus and Ultimini participants!