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De Pengu unable to fly De Coop - Sylphreni - 09-26-2020 Do to the melting of the polar ice cap, we felt we had no choice but to bring back our resident Pengu. Welcome home buddy <3 LB Adélie de Pengu @IsaStarcrossed S26 $3,000,000 MO S27 $3,000,000 MO S28 $3,000,000 MO NTC on all seasons While being separated from his family and being so far away, Pengu often finds himself homesick. As such for as long as he plays MLB, he must have his best friend Murder-Moose beside him at SLB for emotional support. In honor of de Pengu’s love for fish combined with his new found love for ice cream, the Yeti organization must support his new patented krill flavored ice cream by providing a cone to each and every fan with the purchase of a game ticket. Pengu expects this to cost the Yeti $100,000. Pengu has begun to admire the dog called Wolfie. As Wolfie ages, Pengu wants Wolfie to always remember him fondly. As such Pengu will be giving the Yeti back $100,000 to pay for extra treats that Wolfie will receive after scoring a touchdown for as long as he remains with the Yeti, and potentially beyond. Pengu has discovered a new friendship with Kicky. He finds Kicky to be the best of kickies. To honor this designation, the week 5 game of every season must be officially celebrated as Kicky Day. Pengu has recognized the manly man that is Dave Batista. Pengu demands that Batista's 'secret stuff' be added to Yeti training regimen to help them return to the Ultimus. This is known as the T.U.C.K. training regime, otherwise known as the: Training Under Critical Konditions program. Pengu demands use of the Colorado Yeti jet to take Pengu and Murder-Moose to every Norfolk home game. Exceptions may be made for an away game if Colorado is at Berlin the same week Norfolk is at London for as long as England remains a part of the EU. Pengu often questions the ability of new rookies to fend for themselves. They look so young and helpless. All rookies must attend Pengu's Fishing School before the season starts so they can learn to feed themselves. Yeti stadium must have snow machines installed. In the event that there is no snow by week 8 of the season, the Yeti must provide artificial snow for the game so Pengu and Murder-Moose can play in their natural element. The “War Room Outcast” role must be reformed to the “Pengu Party” role to be given to Pengu and his bestest of friends. The GM Sylvester Stryker is allowed only one act of tyranny in the Colorado locker room per day. All official Pengu clothing merchandise must be in a tuxedo fashion and not in the form of a traditional uniform. -Note to the payroll team: Item 2 and 3 cancel each other out financially, so there is no cap adjustment on the Yetis annual cap sheet. Thank you! RE: De Pengu unable to fly De Coop - IsaStarcrossed - 09-26-2020 I for one look forward to the krill flavored ice cream. Accept RE: De Pengu unable to fly De Coop - infinitempg - 09-26-2020 TREATOS! <3 RE: De Pengu unable to fly De Coop - .Laser - 09-26-2020 What in the non-toxic HeHateMe PickSix is this RE: De Pengu unable to fly De Coop - Swanty - 09-27-2020 PROCESSED