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*Passmann's Bank Account Mysteriously Increasing - StamkosFan - 10-12-2020

Investigators into notorious criminal and Arizona Outlaws wide receiver Thomas Passmann have noticed that his bank account keeps going up with payments numbering in the hundreds of thousands to even a few in the millions of dollars. They have released this info to the public via the media in the hopes of getting some tips from readers like you, so if you know anything about the case or know of evidence that could be used to nail Passmann for his vampiric killing sprees once and for all, please call the FBI. The current theories range from Passmann selling his services on the dark web as a hitman for hire, to him laundering money for underground criminal organizations, to him participating in illegal sports gambling under an alias. If he was trying to be sneaky, it really was not smart to bring such large amounts of cash into his bank account knowing that he was constantly being surveilled and all of his financial accounts were being monitored. It is like he does not care at all about being under federal investigation some time, like he does not care what charges get thrown of him, like he does not worry about going to jail at all. But at some point, the best lawyers in the state of Arizona will not be enough to dig him out of the hole he put himself in, especially as the detectives are accumulating more than just witness testimony which the defense can call into question.

With physical evidence against him, it will be difficult to argue against such damning pieces that the prosecution is putting together. DNA evidence, video footage, victims found at his house; how much more could a jury want? The odds of Passmann getting convicted only went up even further without financial evidence now to show that he is sketching, and if they can figure out where it's coming from, he may have even more charges thrown at him for selling illegal substances or fraud or whatever the heck it is that he did now. The Outlaws must be steaming that his extracurricular activities have turned up in the media yet again; you have to think that this sort of thing is something in the back of your mind if you are training with and sharing a locker room with this psycho. The effect on the team dynamic can not be good long term, and maybe that is why Arizona left Passmann unprotected in the expansion draft and have not started talks on extending his contract tenure. Despite his positive elements on the field, he is a detriment to the franchise off the field, and it seems that no matter how much it seems like he is going to change and turn it around, he will always be like this. A player with the threat of a life long prison sentence constantly hanging over him and who has built a reputation as the most notorious active serial killer is as much a liability as an asset.

If only he could be a bit more normal, or at least hide his true nature a bit better. He had the potential to be a great in this league, but right now, and every day since he has been drafted into the league, we have been watching Thomas Passmann throw it all away. The ISFL must be ashamed to have such a malicious, sinister fiend among their ranks, constantly polluting the world with his diabolical schemes. When he entered his player in the DSFL draft, he said that he was recruited to the league  by Satan. This of course was laughed off as a joke, but knowing what we know now, maybe it was a true. If we have ever seen a devil walking the face of this earth, then it is Passmann, laughing maniacally in front of the cameras for all to see what machinations he has concocted or what plot he has devised today. It is always a shame to see wasted potential from someone who was once a promising prospect, but in this case, it is also a tragic story for the Outlaws franchise, the state of Arizona, and the world at large. To flame out just for being evil....that is a first for the ISFL. Why, why you wonder, why would Passmann continue to tread the demonic path of the vampire? If we knew why evil people were evil, well we would have solved a lot of problems by now and society would be a better place. But instead, we sit and muse on people like Passmann's motives, on what fuels them to burn with hate and seek out violence, to shake our head in disappointment as we hear about the latest person that the feds think he kidnapped. What a shame, what a damn shame. Well, you can not say he will not be remembered after he goes to prison; he definitely will have a legacy on this team and this league. It just does not look like it will be a good one right now.

So, too long didn't read; the most infamous player in the league probably got caught breaking a bunch of laws again. Shocker.