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*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - loco - 08-11-2017
Job is broke, ask me questions about the six newest team in the league!
(08-10-2017, 09:50 PM)Ballerstorm Wrote:Will Jack Black be reenacting his role from Nacho Libre to be your mascot?Jack Black did receive the call back for mascot, however, he got the wrong character. He came up as that panda from the movie Tae Kwondo Lemer or something. I don't know. It's a tight race for mascot. We've got many good competitors, hopefully that announcement will come out soon, along with the jersey announcements.
(08-10-2017, 10:11 PM)cosbornballboy Wrote:Are you gonna go all out with the racist stereotypes in the stadium?Oh yes definitely. As someone with Mexican heritage, I will make sure our team matches the "15 year old Midwesterner teen" view of Mexico, with eight taco bells throughout the stadium, roving mariachi bands, and a bunch of those little stands where they sell lucha masks. And, most importantly, we will have signs with broken Spanish everywhere. We are most proud of our newest promo, "free football for ninos of all anos". We'll even allow a kid with your ano in.
If you're trying to be serious, which I am pretty sure you are, like I said, I'm Mexican, so... (and technically Job has ties too).
(08-10-2017, 10:15 PM)Ghostspeed Wrote:1.) Is this the team mascot?1) As stated above, we are working hard to get the right mascot. A Chihuahua is a top choice - we wanted an ancestor of the Taco Bell dog, but we couldn't find one. However, we will likely ultimately look for a more intimidating mascot. Almost any other one will be more intimidating.
2.)Isn't it true that both CMLL AND AAA Wrestling Federations have requested that they be named the official affiliate of the Luchadors?
3.)Will Dr. Wagner Jr. Be the team's Doctor ?
4.) Is it true that every player on the Luchadors will have his "Lucha Libre Wrestling Name" on the back of his jersey?
2) We decline to comment on our current sponsors. You can be sure that fans of wrestling both South and North of the border will be excited.
3) The Dr. did submit his resume to our team to review. However, to my dismay, my management team did not approve of him as our team doctor, since he did not have a medical degree. Hopefully he will go back to university to be our doctor.
4) We tried this to begin with, but our PR team was not satisfied with what initial prospects chose. Apparently it's bad for the team image if a player's jersey says "Pussy Wrangler" on the back. So, we will stick to last names.
Adwyer87 Wrote:How long until the team realizes how bad you are and fires you?I don't know, you're still a GM so I think I will get a nice long waiting period. Who knows, I may luck my way into a championship trophy, like yourself.
Any answers about the rumors that your team is just a cartel ploy to sneak drugs over the border?
Will that one hot mexican weathergirl show up to your games?
how do you think the media in Mexico will treat you, considering they speak Spanish and most of your players are American, Canadian, or robots?
We aren't the Tijuana Mules, c'mon.
Of course, our games will bring in celebrities from all over the great nation of Mexico. Expect to see her and many other bright faces that Americans have no idea exist.
They love Canadians here in Mexico, so expect full marketing of those players! They are not so keen on the Americans, but if one or two get taken hostage, it's not that big of a loss. Everyone will be given complimentary Spanish lessons as well!
Peterson Wrote:is it true your team is funded 90% by the Mexican drug cartel?We decline to comment on the matter, but will say that we highly disagree with the practices of the cartels in the area.
Do you feel the leagues policy on drug use with affect your team come testing time?
How much liquor is contained in your office?
We will be very clean. The stadium will be very clean. Everything will be clean, except for the moves of our Half Time Luchadores, who will use the dirtiest, angriest wrestling moves the crowd has ever seen.
As they say here in Mexico, muchos. Muchas tequila, muchas cerveza. Sober Job is not a happy boy.
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*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - Admin - 08-11-2017
Will Jack Black be reenacting his role from Nacho Libre to be your mascot?
*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - cosbornballboy - 08-11-2017
Are you gonna go all out with the racist stereotypes in the stadium?
*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - Ghostspeed - 08-11-2017
1.) Is this the team mascot?
![[Image: 6bcd0e53cfa98bf67f9ab390e2f4dd61.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/6b/cd/0e/6bcd0e53cfa98bf67f9ab390e2f4dd61.jpg)
2.)Isn't it true that both CMLL AND AAA Wrestling Federations have requested that they be named the official affiliate of the Luchadors?
3.)Will Dr. Wagner Jr. Be the team's Doctor ?
4.) Is it true that every player on the Luchadors will have his "Lucha Libre Wrestling Name" on the back of his jersey?
*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - loco - 08-11-2017
answered to here keep em coming
*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - ADwyer87 - 08-11-2017
How long until the team realizes how bad you are and fires you?
Any answers about the rumors that your team is just a cartel ploy to sneak drugs over the border?
Will that one hot mexican weathergirl show up to your games?
how do you think the media in Mexico will treat you, considering they speak Spanish and most of your players are American, Canadian, or robots?
*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - cosbornballboy - 08-11-2017
Definitely was not being serious about that question, your answer was perfect lol
*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - Peterson - 08-11-2017
is it true your team is funded 90% by the Mexican drug cartel?
Do you feel the leagues policy on drug use with affect your team come testing time?
How much liquor is contained in your office?
*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - loco - 08-11-2017
(08-10-2017, 11:27 PM)cosbornballboy Wrote:Definitely was not being serious about that question, your answer was perfect lolThe Bush family can never be to safe with these delicate situations involving race.
*Tijuana Luchadores Presser - cosbornballboy - 08-11-2017
(08-11-2017, 12:33 AM)loco Wrote:The Bush family can never be to safe with these delicate situations involving race.:lol: :lol: :lol: