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* Luke Long Presser - StoneColdJaneAusten - 08-12-2017 Hello everyone. After these first few games I feel like it is time for me to introduce myself and do a presser. My name is Luke long and I am an offensive lineman. After much discussion with my friends, my family, and god I have decided that it is time to end this farce. For too long have I lived this life of a lie. For too long have I let others decide what happiness is. For too long have I let the public influence my decisions. It is here where I reject what others have told me to keep quiet. I hereby reject My roommates lies and declare that McDonald's is unequivocally better than Burger King. There is nothing better about Burger King than McDonald's. Many fast food places have something that's better than the other fast food places. But Burger King just plain sucks. It's not even guilty pleasure McDonald's. It's not even discount McDonald's. It's shitty dollar store super diarrhea inducing McDonald's. It's like if you hate yourself so much that you're on the edge of doing something horrible but want to make sure first then you go to Burger King. The only thing he is the king of is acid reflux, vomit, and depression. People that are sad and hate stuff go to McDonald's. People that don't feel any more, that have so much life sucked out of them that they just do not care about anything any more go to Burger King. I dont even like McDonalds that much, Burger king just sucks. Also McDonald's started in Chicago, the greatest city that I'm from in the world. Go Legion. I'll now take any questions you may have. * Luke Long Presser - tlk742 - 08-12-2017 Con Piracy, Yellowknife Enquirer. Is hot dog a sandwich? Who is the funniest guy in the locker room? What was the move to the desert like? * Luke Long Presser - HENDRIX - 08-12-2017 What position on the line do you prefer? Is your preference to run block or pass protect? What skill do you most need to improve? What are your career goals? * Luke Long Presser - StoneColdJaneAusten - 08-12-2017 Is hot dog a sandwich? No. Definitely not. Is a taco a sandwich? Who is the funniest guy in the locker room? Probably Ramrod What was the move to the desert like? Hard. Summer's in Chicago were hot but this is something else. What position on the line do you prefer? Left Tackle. Its the most important and has the most implications in how a pass will break down. Is your preference to run block or pass protect? Pass protect. I like watching the ball fly and our guys pull it in for a TD. What skill do you most need to improve? Pass blocking. Its an area we've struggled with and I need to do all I can to help our team. What are your career goals? Be a solid OLineman and give up 0 sacks for a season. * Luke Long Presser - Ben - 08-12-2017 Have you been involved in the "other" side of Las Vegas at all? Does being based in sin city affect your game at all? Who are some players you look up to around the league, whether OL or not? What are you expecting for the S3 draft, what preparations have you made in the lead up to your draft day? Whats your favourite music? Do you have a pregame ritual, are you the guy with headphones on in the locker room or quietly thinking about the game? * Luke Long Presser - StoneColdJaneAusten - 08-14-2017 (08-12-2017, 05:12 PM)ardiesavea Wrote:Have you been involved in the "other" side of Las Vegas at all? Does being based in sin city affect your game at all? 1. As I've recently turned 21, I have been involved. I'm a big fan of craps and try to play at least once a week on my off days. 2. At 6'5'' theres not a lot of guys that I have to look up to. 3. I'm looking to be one of the first 2 OLs off the board. In the offseason I have plans to practice with some of the greatest who've ever played to help me improve; Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzsky, Tebow, etc. 4. I like a little bit of everything but am a big fan of Kurtis Blow. 5. You can usually find me listening to music before a game. Little known secret but Bonnie Tyler is my main jam before walking out on the field. |