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*Ain't no rest for the simmer - WildfireMicro - 06-18-2021

I was inspired by @Zoone16 to write this from his Sim Star parody so here you go:

Ain't no rest for the simmer

I was about to go to sleep when out of the corner of my eye I saw a notification come to me

It was private message from a eager new scout asking me to come play and be a star for thier team

They said if I keep earning right the results would be nice and we can win some tiles maybe

I said "it is midnight right now why are you still awake?" They took a moment and this is what they typed

Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer

Earnings don't grow on trees

I got stats to increase I got money to earn only the AC comes for free

I know I can't slow down

I can't hold back

Even though I wish I could

Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer

Until we finally retire for good

Now a couple months past I was in the war room the draft was winding down and coming to an end

So I went to the forums and clicked the announcements and what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend

I saw a leaker man being banned he had leaked the whole damn draft he's going to lose all his players dollar bills

But even still I can't say much because I know a lot of us are kind of the same we like to satisfy these sim thrills

Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer

Earnings don't grow on trees

I got stats to increase I got money to earn only the AC comes for free

I know I can't slow down

I can't hold back

Even though I wish I could

Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer

Until we finally retire for good

Yes I know I missed a verse but this was hard enough to come up with


RE: Ain't no rest for the simmer - Zoone16 - 06-18-2021

They do say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery after all...