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*CWII Introductory Presser - woelkers - 07-10-2021

Cedric Wilkins II, fresh from practice with his Prospect Bowl squad, the Isle Royale Celly Moose, strides confidently into a room filled with beat reporters assigned to cover the event prior to the DSFL Draft, and takes a seat in front of a microphone at the head of the room. He leans into the microphone, sliding his sunglasses and smiling at the front row of reporters, before beginning, "A'ight, let's get this thing going, I want to field as many questions as possible before they bounce me. Who's first?"

Quote:@RenoJacksonHS

How do you address the allegations that you lick bread and then put it back into the package?
"Well, first things first, I deny those allegations. No truth to 'em, I promise you that. But, also, I feel it should be said that if we're talkin' 'bout my bread, my bread is my business, not yours."

Quote:@RenoJacksonHS

Why is Jason Garciaparra the lesser Garciaparra?
"Okay, I'm not as familiar with Jason as I am with Tess, but...I mean, just look at 'em. Jason ain't got that extra somethin' Tess got. If you know you know."

Quote:@RenoJacksonHS

Now that she is retired and probably won't hunt you down for answering, did you feel hurt by Tree's drunken rejection of you in expansion drafts? Or are you still afraid to answer that due to fears she's watching us right now?
"I'll have you know I ain't afraid of...wait, you said Tree? She watchin' now? Uh...I have no comment at this time."

Quote:@TheRocheLimit

What do you bring to the table? Why should a team pick you over all of these other prospects?
"Plenty of people have said that I lack technical knowledge of the game, and they might be right, but at the end of the day, that stuff can be taught. What I bring to the table is raw speed, raw agility, things you can't teach a player, and I intend to prove their value while I learn to play my position better and better."

Quote:@TheRocheLimit

In five seasons, what does your career look like?
"I'll tell you what, I'm doing everything I do now, better. I've always been a return specialist, and I intend to keep doing that, but I know there's got to be more to my game, so I'm working every day to be a better, faster, stronger defensive back. I want to be this league's utility player, and I'm going to bust my ass to make it happen."

Quote:@TheRocheLimit

We've heard rumors that there is one team you just won't play for. Is that true?
"Not sure who would have told you that, but it ain't true. I'm willing to talk to anybody who has concerns about me playing for 'em."

Quote:@TheRocheLimit

Is a hot dog a sandwich?
"It ain't fuckin' look like a sandwich."

Quote:@Void_DCXI

What are your thoughts on the allegations that you eat cereal without milk?
"Ridiculous suggestion. Milk first, every time."

Quote:@Void_DCXI

What’s the deal with airplane food?
"Fuck if I know. This is a no fly zone, buddy."

Quote:@Void_DCXI

What separates you from other cornerbacks?
"Like I said, I'm a raw talent, but I've got speed, I've got strength, I've got agility, and you ain't teachin' that shit. I can learn the skills I'm missing; most people can't."

Quote:@zaynzk

Why u smell?
Wilkins rises to his feet and stares through the reporter until he exits the room.

Quote:@overdoo

What is a really weird habit you have?
"I like having peanuts on the sidelines, something I remember from going to games with my Pop. But I ain't been raised to leave no mess, so I eat the whole thing. Shell and all."

Quote:@overdoo

What is a just barely weird habit you have?
"I think most people have a pregame ritual, so maybe this ain't so weird, but what I do pregame, I talk to Pop. I figure, God got better shit to worry about than my game, but Pop, he's watchin', you know?"

Quote:@overdoo

What was the best restaurant from where you grew up?
"We ain't have much money when I was young, but every once in a while, we'd stop by Roul's Deli. Great place to grab a cheap bite."


RE: CWII Introductory Presser - Reno - 07-10-2021

How do you address the allegations that you lick bread and then put it back into the package?

Why is Jason Garciaparra the lesser Garciaparra?

Now that she is retired and probably won't hunt you down for answering, did you feel hurt by Tree's drunken rejection of you in expansion drafts? Or are you still afraid to answer that due to fears she's watching us right now?


RE: CWII Introductory Presser - TheRocheLimit - 07-10-2021

What do you bring to the table? Why should a team pick you over all of these other prospects?

In five seasons, what does your career look like?

We've heard rumors that there is one team you just won't play for. Is that true?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?


RE: CWII Introductory Presser - Void_DCXI - 07-10-2021

What are your thoughts on the allegations that you eat cereal without milk?

What’s the deal with airplane food?

What separates you from other cornerbacks?


RE: CWII Introductory Presser - zaynzk - 07-10-2021

Why u smell?


RE: CWII Introductory Presser - overdoo - 07-11-2021

What is a really weird habit you have?

What is a just barely weird habit you have?

What was the best restaurant from where you grew up?