Quote:@Pat


1) Your last player, Flash Panda, will undoubtedly go down in history as one of the league's greatest return specialists. Do you have any hopes that Mauler has as storied of a career?

I don't have any plans for Mauler to have nearly as storied of a career. Flash has a career that was for me, stressful and heartbreaking at times. I had high hopes for a long time, despite my self insistence that I wouldn't I had dreams of having a HoF career to be honest and things didn't pan out. I had hoped that I might be an even better return specialist but I ended up being kind of heart broken by the awards voters in the end and in the end I finished Flashes career finishing nothing and in my opinion falling short of his potential. To be honest a lot of that was on me, I stopped earning and let Flash die to be honest and for a while looked forward more to my next player rather than focusing on the player I had and was kind of a let down in the end. I don't really plan for Mauler to have any sort of career that even matches that, and I can answer that more in your next question but is one of the reasons I picked OL.

2) How did you settle on Offensive Line for your newest player?

This one ties into the first one. Flash had a career that some people may remember just due to the heartbreak games he had for both his and the opposing team. That game winning PR TD is something that I'm sure (or I hope) a lot of people will remember for a long time. My second time around I didn't want to stand out, I didn't even want to be noticed. I don't want to be drafted early so like PLEASE NOBODY DRAFT ME EARLY I've been there, done that, I want other people to enjoy the feeling of being an early draft pick so I picked a position of much less need. I don't plan on max earning again, my bank account is pretty ok for the moment but I don't really want to worry about blowing it all in 2-3 seasons buying T6 equipment. So OL is a position that I won't have to earn as much, and I can still be effective. Finally OL does not earn a ton of stats, and I think I picked the archetype that earns the least amount of stats. I don't want to ever have to worry too much about how I'm doing over my career, been stressed by that too much so OL was really a perfect storm of, hopefully low draft pick, lower earning and less stats to worry about for me to be. Also I like it when the QB touches my butt.

3) Over/under how many PTs will you complete in an average season?

Honestly this depends on if someone reminds me to link my PBE PTs. So like. 3.5?


4) Now that you're no longer on the Liberty, will you please stop bullying me?

wowow I can't even imagine that you would ask me that. I've told you many times that if your ego gets too big, that unchecked it might be a danger to take over the league. You're too powerful so I take my job of bullying you and keeping your ego in check very seriously for the health of the league. Someone with that much untapped power has to be kept under control until the know how to control it. Until you learn to control you power you will be allowed to sit on the Jedi Council but I do NOT grant you the rank of master. I made a promise to Hall and I damn well intent to keep it if it's the last thing I do. Did I explain that well enough BOOMER?

Quote:@Painted

1) How's it feel to be a champion! ?
Amazing! Honestly I think it's hilarious that after a full career of a single postseason game in the ISFL and a single DSFL postseason game, that I'm picked up on waivers and win a ring with the Ducks. Kinda poetic and a true story of my career that when I try harded I didn't get anywhere but on the player I plan on taking it easy with I manage to luck into a ring. I've really enjoyed my time on the Ducks so far, everyone has been cool and the whole post season run was just a blast to experience. I hope that this is a feeling that I'll experience again in Maulers career haha but if not i'm glad I got there.

2) Excited for the draft? Where do you think you'll land?!

I'm really not sure! I don't really know how valued OL is, I remember it not being a top pick ever WHICH IS WHAT I HOPE FOR. So really I'll be happy to play anywhere. I've had good conversations with everyone and despite my previous ties to Norfolk I like people on every single team so I would enjoy my time no matter where I go. I will say that if BBB drafts me I refuse to stop saying punish BBB in punishment threads and I've made that clear. I have one gimmick and I refuse to give it up. I'm really not nearly as excited for the draft the second time around though haha, I want newer players to enjoy it and experience it more than me so I just hope I go low in the draft where I can just chill with no responsibilities.

3) Which is better, penguins or polar bears?

Wow way to hand me a question without any parameters. Which is better what, in cuteness? In a hotdog eating contest? In a swimming competition? Lifting? Etc etc. So I'll approach this in a couple ways. Cuteness! Well you might think this point would go to penguins. However Penguins are a large family of birds, there are cute penguins and their are not so cute penguins. Ultimately I think the non cuteness of some penguins brings this down and I might get yelled at but I'll give the upper hand to polar bears. Next who would win in a fight?! Well here you might go well obviously the polar bear. However since I counted the average of every single penguin breed, I have to include them in this contest.  I looked it up and a 5 seconds google says there are 28 different kinds of penguins. So that's 28 penguins vs one Polar bear. It might be a toss up and we might lose some penguins but I think if they all work together they only need a couple lucky hits to be able to take down the Polar bear. Now at this point I was going to do the hotdog contest but I have a dead polar bear and a bunch of dead penguins, but there are more penguins left so I'll have to give the win to the penguins.

Quote:@Kotasa

1) Hi how are you 


I'm good thanks! I'm finally a month into being a Full Time Employee at Blue Cross so I'm no longer a contractor and I'm really enjoying it. My kiddo is almost 2 so he's getting big and it's exciting! So Life is going good just need my checkbook to balance so I can stop paying bills late so that I can stop lowering my credit score and that would be nice so really looking forward to that happening. I hope you're doing well! oh I should probably add as for ISFL I'm just chilling, ready to get this next career started even though I have low expectations!

Quote:@vulfgravy


1) Ninja Turtles or Street Sharks?

This is a tough one but I'll do my best, here it goes. So ninjas are pretty well know to be ultimate fighters right? Like the Ninja is a master of combat and stealth. On top of that Turtles have their own protective armor to keep the same from attack. On the other hand they have no built in weapons and turtles are not natural born killers. Now Street Sharks. They have that killer instinct, literally. Their DNS is made of sharks who literally KILL to live.  They have built in LITERAL ROWS OF TEETH to help them fight right? and one even is a hammerhead to use to hit people with. On the other hand though, while they might rely on natural talent to get by, this might come down to a debate of natural talent vs years of highly skilled combat training. What's better? Hard work or natural talent? Doesn't matter Ninja Turtles Skateboard while the only I know of is only one Shark can skateboard so that an L for the Sharks and a W for the turtles. Skate or Die.

2) What is your death row final meal.. also, why are you on death row?

This is an EASY answer. My final meal is an all you can eat breadsticks meal from the Olive Garden. It's ALL YOU CAN EAT BOTTOMLESS UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS. If I eat them slow enough I can live forever and sustain myself on purely the breadstick until they give up and let me roam free. THAT WON'T STOP ME THOUGH I'LL CONTINUE TO EAT THE BREADSTICKS until they have to force me to stop. Therefore they have not allowed me to finish my last meal and they in turn are sentenced to death. Oh but I'll be benevolent and allow them to get off with simply a warning and all of their live savings if they plea guilty. Also breadsticks are good. 

3)If you had to pick one WR in the upcoming draft to pinpoint as just being like an overly cool person who everyone should draft because he's just so cool and fun who would you pick? :eyes:

Wow this is a tough one. There are a lot of good draft prospects in the upcoming draft. I think there is a lot of PRIMO talent and anyone can run away with it. One one hand there's Troy Barnes, He's taken an early lead by getting a chance to play with a DSFL team before the others however there might be some doubt about him because I'm told that he used to be a QB turned WR so maybe he doens't have the raw athleticism. Then there's Escanor Sama. A mountain of a man and the master of High Noon. However that might be worrisome if there's a game during the evening hours I fear he might not be as strong. So I'll allow the trick questions and for with Modern Nazgûl because they're scary and I wouldn't want to be the CB or S trying to stop them from catching the ball or else I might  be a victim of the Morgul-blade and that's just scary.

Quote:@IceBear32

1) Favorite dance move ?

This is a TOUGHIE. I think it depends. My number one overall dance move that I love to WATCH is the CARLTON! The problem with it thought is that it doens't go with every song and REALLY is only perfect to Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual (1965). If it was a more versatile dance move than I would pick it 1OA but it's not. It's a perfect niche dance that WORKS with others but it's not perfect. On the other hand we have the best overall and more versatile dance move, the FLOSS.  You can floss to anything, any genre, I flossed to a metalcore song earlier today. It's just perfect, which is why there are so many haters. Beat down a guy with a sick headshot? Floss. Pentakill? Floss. Read a book? F L O S S it's pure A E S T H E T I C. There's no arguing and if people argue I'll block them.

2) If you could have an unique pet what would you choose?

Wow a unique pet? That's kind of hard to be honest. If I had to pick a unique pet I would have to pick the Chupacabra simply because I would be the only person in the world to have one as a pet and therefore would be the most unique. It would be great for multiple ways, I could charge money for people to study it, charge money for people to come see it AND charge money in a protection racket for the local goat farmers. This is the perfect thing for making money and being unique also they're super cute and I love them don't judge me. 

3) If you could design your prospect team what city and mascot would it have?

WOWO LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY BABY THE MOSCOW MULES. EVER SINCE THE SUMER OF 69' when Hall said I could rename the team if we won the Ultimus I've been sitting on the Moscow mules. They're my baby, it's alliteration and a double entendre which is why it's the perfect name. Also in Soviet Russia, football players you so like I'm ready for the meme sigs my entire life I was born for this and the Philly Curse is just the worlds way of keeping me silent but I won't be silent anymore it's the perfect team and any haters out there in the world just don't understand my love. One day this team will be birthed into the world it's only a matter of time until those trying to keep me down will pay. Thank you