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Austin signs a man of many talents - unconfident - 12-29-2021 Juno Hu @j00 S33: $4,200,000 + $800,000 signing bonus (TO) Welcome back to the Copperheads! Major Clauses: I. Juno Hu is not only legally tamperable, but such actions are heavily encouraged. II. Juno Hu is free to void the contract if he finds himself subjected to any incident(s) of racist abuse. ---- Minor Clauses: a. The Austin Copperheads organization, herein referred to as the organization, bears the responsibility of the physical, mental, social, and psychological well-being of Juno Hu. This includes all costs related to check-ups, prescribed medicines, and therapy sessions. b. The organization bears the responsibility of performing a bi-daily wellness check on Juno Hu. c. Juno Hu is required to provide a weekly urine sample. d. Juno Hu is to be accompanied by two (2) wardens during all team activities outside of the organization's facilities and grounds. The wardens bear the responsibility of Juno Hu's physical well-being as well as his attendance of team events while he is in their custody. e. Juno Hu is required to attend all team activites, both mandatory and optional, for the duration of this contract. f. Juno Hu is prohibited from operating motor vehicles, going to space, and publicly disputing the decisions of the coaching staff for the duration of this contract. g. Juno Hu is not to use any of the skills and knowledge acquired during his employment for the Austin Copperheads for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, or production of nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons. h. In the event of an apocalypse or the sudden death of Juno Hu, his remaining contract money is to be paid out to [REDACTED]. i. If the Austin Copperheads win the Ultimus in S33, the trophy is allowed to be in Juno Hu's personal possession for one (1) week following the date of the Ultimus before being returned to the organization. j. Contract Incentives Addendum (CIA)*:     - $50,000 to properly stretch before games, per game.     - $100,000 per tackle. An extra $150,000 if the tackle resulted in a turnover on downs or safety.     - $100,000 per pass defensed.     - $250,000 per fumble forced. An extra $250,000 if the fumble was recovered by the Copperheads.     - $1,000,000 per interception / fumble recovered.     - $1,000,000 per touchdown. *All payments related to the CIA are to be automatically declined at the end of the season due to [REDACTED]. RE: Austin signs a man of many talents - j00 - 12-29-2021 AND MY AXE-ceptance! Austin signs a man of many talents - Haseo - 01-02-2022 PROCESSED