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Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - Lendoris - 08-31-2017

Hello, I am Calkewlated Chambers the Third. I am a future S3 draft prospect.

My father moved to New Orleans from northern California when he was 18 years old. That is where he met my mother and has never thought of moving back. When we would take trips to California I would hear stories of our ancestry. I am a descendant to the natives of that land. My grandfather would tell me stories of practicing Kuksu when he was a young man. Despite this, I never felt that I have strong ties to the Ohlone people.

That changed last night, while I slept I had a vision. A dancing Ohlone proclaimed to be my ancestor. He then transformed into my late grandfather and proceeded to tel me that I must follow the ancient ways before dancing again and transforming himself into a large cat.

I therefore must follow my spirit and declare The San Jose Saber Cats as my team of preference. I will hold out if necessary but I trust the spirits to guide me back to my ancestors homeland.

SJS

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Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - kckolbe - 08-31-2017

I think it might be considered religious discrimination if we fuck with this one. Better let the Cats have him.


Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - 7hawk77 - 08-31-2017

The Sabercats is the path to true enlightenment.


So say we all.


Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - ErMurazor - 08-31-2017

(08-31-2017, 10:11 AM)7hawk77 Wrote:The Sabercats is the path to true enlightenment.


So say we all.

You guys must be Flagellants.


Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - iamslm22 - 08-31-2017

(08-31-2017, 12:09 PM)kckolbe Wrote:I think it might be considered religious discrimination if we fuck with this one.  Better let the Cats have him.

Hahahahah this made me laugh. Hilarious.


Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - 7hawk77 - 08-31-2017

Just wait until he starts picking up sacks and then spams twitch chat with:

Calculated.
Calculated.
Wow!
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Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - Noble - 08-31-2017

Hold out part three.


Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - PoloPro - 08-31-2017

(08-31-2017, 12:17 PM)7hawk77 Wrote:Just wait until he starts picking up sacks and then spams twitch chat with:

Calculated.
Calculated.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
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WHAT A SAVE!!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!


Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - Lendoris - 09-01-2017

(08-31-2017, 11:09 AM)kckolbe Wrote:I think it might be considered religious discrimination if we fuck with this one.  Better let the Cats have him.


Hilarious, I love it.


Calkewlated Chambers III, team preference. Hold ou - ADwyer87 - 09-01-2017

(08-31-2017, 11:17 AM)7hawk77 Wrote:Just wait until he starts picking up sacks and then spams twitch chat with:

Calculated.
Calculated.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
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nice shot!
nice shot!
nice shot!
nice shot!