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*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - timeconsumer - 09-27-2017
In a wild twist of events today the NSFL's leading Scandal Exposer, Archon, was discovered to have "accidentally" not updated the rookie players for their Monday Night opponent the Philadelphia Liberty. Archon's defensive attorneys allege that the mistake was a result of him "disconnecting" from the spreadsheet during the time he coincidentally happened to be making changes for the division rival. Of course, despite his best efforts they still got fleeced vs their hamstrung opponents.
Investigators from the Federal Bureau of Updaters have been scrounging through the records left behind by Archon. Some anonymous sources have leaked information that the records indicate the same MO as the league's most famous stat faker, Logan Noble. Although there is no definitive proof that Archon is in fact Logan Noble, some experts have correctly pointed out that we have never seen Logan Noble and Archon in the same room together. Coincidence? You decide.
As we await further information we are continually watching the defense team for Archon as they try and divert the attention of the investigators elsewhere. At one point the Archon defenders attempted to blame the sim master Er as the possible source of the "error". Of course we are all aware that Er is in fact a corrupt simmer, however it is unlikely he would take such a course of action, as he is far more likely to simply cherry pick his games. Furthermore given that the Liberty are of no threat to his Outlaw autocracy it appears as if this flaccid diversionary tactic will convince few.
Breaking News Update: This just in. It now appears that his partner in crime and head updater, Wraiths Head GM Bzerkap, is now coming to the defense of his minion. They are now producing documents of questionable validity that attempt to cast the blame for this incident again to our Dear Leader Corrupt Sim Master Er. However, Er has countered with evidence of his own that it appears the document was edited multiple times since the forged piece brought forward by the Update Mafia. The plot continues to thicken around the Wraiths failed attempts to salvage their pride by securing a win against the expansion team.
Breaking Update 2: After a careful and thorough forensic analysis of the questionable and 99% forged document being provided by the Update Mafia it is now 100% beyond a reasonable doubt that the Wraiths organization hired the infamous circle of hackers, Anonymous, to perpetuate their updating scandal. Through hours of digging through binary code it was discovered that the last person to touch the document was, in fact, Anonymous. The illicit squadron of hackers were likely paid off with copious amounts of TPE and butter by Bzerkap and his pawn Archon.
League officials and players are demanding swift and immediate reprisal by forcing Archon and Bzerkap to reallocate their TPE into endurance.
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*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - Archon - 09-27-2017
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Cesar Milan has CORRECT strength (unlike in index) and page was last edited 4 days ago.
Blame Er, not me! FAKENEWS!
*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - timeconsumer - 09-27-2017
(09-27-2017, 02:35 PM)Archon Wrote:Cesar Milan has CORRECT strength (unlike in index) and page was last edited 4 days ago.
Blame Er, not me! FAKENEWS!
Thank you for providing a copy of the unauthenticated and likely forged document in question.
Lol, seriously the fact that it says edited by anonymous is fucking hysterical in this context.
*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - Perry87 - 09-27-2017
Who is Cesar Milan and what have they done with Cesar Millan?
*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - 7hawk77 - 09-27-2017
Does this mean Timeconsumer is the new Archon?
*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - timeconsumer - 09-27-2017
(09-27-2017, 02:55 PM)7hawk77 Wrote:Does this mean Timeconsumer is the new Archon?
Gross
*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - iamslm22 - 09-27-2017
I can't tell how much of this is a joke or if Archon is actually a cheater.
*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - Waters - 09-27-2017
(09-27-2017, 02:15 PM)iamslm22 Wrote:I can't tell how much of this is a joke or if Archon is actually a cheater.0% joke archon cheat
*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - Archon - 09-27-2017
We investigated and found the following to be true:
When rookies were added to the sheet they were unsorted (not in alphabetical order like the rest of the team), then they were sorted by someone other than me who shall remain anonymous until @Bzerkap chooses to reveal that it was him, and doing this apparently affected their player IDs, which means despite me inputting their correct stats they were not updated.
*Wraiths Co-GM Doesn't Update Opposing Team - Waters - 09-27-2017
(09-27-2017, 02:18 PM)Archon Wrote:We investigated and found the following to be true::interview: ive heard than when you saw that the rookies werent sorted in a alphabetical order you panicked and inputted the wrong stats because you have severe OCD, is this true?
When rookies were added to the sheet they were unsorted (not in alphabetical order like the rest of the team), then they were sorted by someone other than me who shall remain anonymous until @Bzerkap chooses to reveal that it was him, and doing this apparently affected their player IDs, which means despite me inputting their correct stats they were not updated.